#enphoso.posts

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a murpleck with a prosthetic arm and a few burn scars shows up behind enphoso. he then drops a letter written in scented marker and runs away, giggling the whole time. the letter reads as follows

"dear mr. enphoso,

what texture are you by default? like when you're not intentionally extra solid or extra slimy? also what does enphosian goo taste like?

insincerely,

definitely not charlie"

(here's a reference for what charlie looks like btw. he's transmasc and a bit squishy)

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Euugh... En-I mean.. Kindphoso was wondering and walking around (really sliding around leaving trail of unphosium since he has no legs.)

dammit how could let that happen. How utterly weak of me to let myself turn into this. I have to revert this. Now

He was currently trying to find a big enough body of Enphosian goo to submerge himself into try enphose himself again... If that's possible

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@ladyonpuhiganbana (NO ONPU, DON'T GO TO THE EVIL DEITY. my fuckass human everypony..)

‎♪ — 'how curious, you don't look like any of the mononoke from the district~' a gentle voice, with it's usual rasp, comes from beside enphonso. now how on earth did she even get in the area? who knows? onpu sits on her floating staff so she's eye level, in the form of a parasol, like it's a bench. it looks like a witch floating on her broomstick to put 'whimsically' if you will. ‎ ♪ — 'oh, i do apologise, how rude of me, sneaking in like this~' she added, laying a gloved hand on her chest. she didn't sound the least bit apologetic, which contrasted deeply to how polite she sounded. (//I LOVE UR AU IT'S AMAZING AND ENFONSO IS SO EVIL RAAAAAAH/pos)

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casts my period pain at enphoso

From: the creacher feature

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@ladyonpuhiganbana

‎♪ — 'good evening, mr enphonso~. no, i have not forgotten about our promise, i did manage to get five if that's enough'

onpu gestures to the bodybags she struggled to drag in. they weren't dead but they weren't conscious. she'd found a way to knock them out long enough to bring them here.

‎♪ — 'apologies for the long wait, please let me know if this is enough.'

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Yammy slammed open the door of goldies bakery practically beaming

GOLDIE GOLDIE IT'S..... Opening day..? Huh where is he!

She searched the entire bakery practically flipping it upside down before fixing the mess.

Huh.. Last time goldie was seen was the forest... He must be there

After a while she manages to find the forest entrance...

... Uh.. Rather spooky... Blegh smell of grey goobabs.. Yuck..

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Meanwhile sobblur was near gazo land looking out for any new fogged tristi wearing a gas mask to make sure to not get fogged

Pretty sure that's the last of em... No fogged anywhere either they all broke down or are all in hiding... I swear there was more fogged here last time.. Strange

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... Two left I guess. Which one Yellow or blue. boss?