#ensorcxlls

[nobleaims-blog]

“Today, some bitch came in to visit my roommate, and I overheard her asking him not to talk about his life because it makes her sad. And then — as expected of me — I pulled my IV over to her and got all up in her five-foot-eleven face before I getting too winded to even say anything. So you smuggling in cold pizza is about the best part of my week so far.”