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Something is very wrong at Eurovision.

How can a country that garners nothing but loud boos and protest every time they’re on screen, whose point announcements were met with a chorus of deep angry shouting, and who is shown pure derision and scorn in most every Eurovision-centric space still be getting such high numbers?

Why is it that every year we don’t root for our favorites, we root for anyone but Israel and we sit not excited for a new winner but terrified that they’ll steal the competition?

How long can this continue?

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Go bootleg Celine Dion, give us nothing

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A French person wearing white and hootin and hollerin about Paris

Now Eurovision can begin

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Oh this is fantastic. The still crowd, the lone flags, the chanting. Refusing to show the audience. Holy crap.

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We all heard that crowd chant. We heard it and we heard it LOUD. Anyone know what they were saying?

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"I'm on fire, you're a liar, stop denying, no lying, no more"

Spiritual lyrical miracle

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Close enough welcome back gay Voldemort

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Love how they cut the camera as soon as the bread fell off Erika’s fork because they know she’ll take the bet