Feb 28, 2020
Darling, could I beseech you for a photo of yourself in one of your delightful 'jellyrolls'? For purely innocuous purposes, of course. ~Boss
It's the best I can give ya for now. Will this do, Boss?
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Darling, could I beseech you for a photo of yourself in one of your delightful 'jellyrolls'? For purely innocuous purposes, of course. ~Boss
It's the best I can give ya for now. Will this do, Boss?
Tommy darling have you been making slanderous accusations in My name? Why, I am wounded deeply, how incredibly cruel of you. Have you no mercy? No common decency? What have I ever done to deserve this terrible fate?
BOSS LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY FOLLOWERS!!!!! YOU ARE CONFUSING THEM-
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@theevilthathungers licks armpits, I don't smell butts end of story.
Oh I am terribly sorry My dear...did I strike a chord? Or perhaps a vein? ~Boss
Nope. Nu'uh. I'm chill, I'm cool. Everything's groovy this side of the Mississippi.
Tsk, slander, threats, even false accusations? Tommy My dear, I thought this was all beneath you. Will you not afford Me the basic Human decency of a trial, before clamoring after Me with pitchforks? Must I be publicly executed atop a burning windmill before I have even been allowed to plead My case? ~Boss
Alright, toots. Speak your case. What you got for us? Where were you on the night of April 18th, 1775? Are you working with the Yankees? Were you not the one who stole that kid’s candy? Speak before I throw you in the slammer to rot anyways!
Babes, if you ever wanna get to talk to Boss more yourself he’s @theevilthathungers
I think that thou doth protest too much, My sweet. Besides, if you did cut Me, I might have to respond with a biting remark. But thats not much of a threat to you, I'm sure. ~Boss
I swear to god, boss… i love/fear you so much-
I am not "going steady" with anyone currently, however there is a certain greaser fellow who has certainly caught My eye. ~Boss
Wow they must be real lucky whoever they may be, catchin’ the attention of such a drop dead gorgeous being such as you, Boss. I can only pray to the gods that they realize that they have the eye of the most beautiful thing on this side of the Milky Way.
I do hope that you enjoy My little gift darling...your surprise is still in the works, but I felt it only fair to give you a small teaser. You really do pamper Me to excess, and I simply must return the favor. ~Boss
Sir. Darling. Sweetheart. Boss. Papa… Hot pops…. Quick question: You goin’ steady with anyone?