#eosrants

[euijoosorangeslice]

Idk I had this funny thoughts a second ago like literally , imagine having threesome with eju And Jo and getting pregnant the next week and u don't even know who's the father between the two lol idk it just so terribly funny what a dilemma (not me telling this to you because ur the account that just past by,not bad tho u seemed like an ej bias so . )

This is genius lol

I could imagine both of their reactions, and Euijoo immediately assuming it’s his, while Jo takes a backseat and stares blankly. Mm I might expand on this

[euijoosorangeslice]

guess who just bruised her cervix 🙁

(no one told me you could actually hurt yourself being freaky okay)

[euijoosorangeslice]

kei pls pls pls

ignore this hard thought about marathon runner k and this k glases photo

first lets address the elephant in the room

K has to stop. He knows what he's doing with tha tongue, and he gonddamn knows what hes doing by being confident enough to make me wet in 0000.00001 seconds. Like if he wanted to take me by my weave and bend me over the asphalt and fuck me i will iterally smile and thank him.

now onto the next thing...

anrsdefdef shit omg i really wanna give him head while he's wearing glassex. my eyes are literally watering (thats bc my glasses are off and i cants see) but like please kei please i will do anything to shove that monster slab of meat all the way down my throat. i can be such a good girl please i promise pls opls pls......

[euijoosorangeslice]

Tumblr never sent me a email or anything saying my account was restored? But now I have a backup I guess. (Embarrassing how I was depressed over a writing account 😛)

[euijoosorangeslice]

why are my only three emotions

horny

overly happy

depressed

[euijoosorangeslice]

Guess who just got stood up for a date last night!

[euijoosorangeslice]

My girlfriend used to have the same problem 😞 her skin was too dark to see the bruises but she could feel them

The only place you could kinda see them was on the inside of her thighs where her skin lightened a little bit so maybe try there?

Thanks for the help anon. I kinda got like super drunk at a friends house and we just started giving each other hickeys? Idk now I’m kinda nervous to talk to them again cause I feel like I made it weird since I’m the only one there who actually likes girls?? (Don’t know what this has to do with you but) I kinda feel bad now and idk if I’m catching feelings and if I were would that make me a bad person?

[euijoosorangeslice]

I can and will perform cpr on you if needed

i really need it after seeing nicholas in a crop top, k at mama's awards, fuma wearing a tank top and euijoo? he just automatically makes me go insane theres nothign you can do about that one.