some quotes from fencing:
“if you really want to hide a body use hydrofluoric acid”-sabre coach
“Fencers are lying liars and they will tell you they understand even if they have no idea”-the same coach
“I can’t tell if I’m bleeding or if this is just red velvet.”- Assistant Sabre coach
“What’s a friendly eating between friends”-epee captain
“Did you see the coach throwing a temper tantrum”-club manager(my best friend<3)
“I give you permission to beat up my boyfriend, just not his pretty face.” -club manager(my best friend<3)
“I hate stabbing people”-senior epee
I love these people😂
I really need more fencing friends, they’re amazing
















