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So, a water main broke just upstream of work today.

I didn't even know that could happen in warmer climates...

But in any case, we have no water at work for the rest of the night, so the bar is closing up early, my weekend came early this week.

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My phone reminds me...

My niece's birthday is in exactly one month, and I need to pick out the perfect present for her.

She's turning four, and I'm doing my best to get a reputation for being the uncle who always buys her the coolest gifts. Any suggestions?

[epolysugar]

I wouldn't make a sex tape either.

#sorrynotsorry

You can like, leave Marley alone now. K thnx.

[epolysugar]

Miss me?

I know you all did. I can't imagine how dull it was without me around this site. Anyway, Daddy and I were in New York, so you can stop your frantic worrying that I've fallen off the face of the Earth.

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Ouch...

There is a nasty scratch on my nose now... because this monster doesn't know how to get down, and refuses to accept my help...

[epolysugar]

ePoly,

You're kinda boring me lately.

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Sigh,

I'm bored, this is so not okay. I'd go shopping...but I like, just got back from shopping!