#ephemeraloccurence

[alarmingpenguin]

ephemeraloccurence replied to your post:have you ever poured gravy down your booty hole

these questions are freaking amazing and i can never picture you actually dealing with them

it’s the gifs that get me through it. they’re the real mvps

[tinymisskrabs]

ephemeraloccurence replied to your post: “So I have a lisp kind of with my S’ and it’s really bothering me...”:

punch them in the face

I feel that is the best route to go

[ephemeraloccurence]

An amazing first day.

[incessantcomposition]

Wife, hurry up and come back. D:

[incessantcomposition]

ephemeraloccurence:

NEVER.

(ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( \o°o)\

[khaleesiofthetardis]

27

27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?

My cousin. I mean not everyone I text is always near their phone so even my cousin doesn't reply with lightening speed but, she's the one I text the most so she replies the most. Everyone responds to my texts but she is the one I know will DEFINITELY respond. Without a doubt. Unless it's a white girl problem then her automated text message will respond and blow up in 3 seconds.

[fairy-organs]

My cousin's response to my white people problems via text message:

Regii(cousin): You have reached Regina's automatic message response. The reason she has not replied personally is listed below. I am not here to listen to and agree with the white people problems you have obtained. Please contact me again when such matters have been resolved. Due to the "graphic" and problematic nature of your problem this response will self destruct ten seconds after it has been received.

Regii(cousin): Boom.