Apollo: Hermes.. what do you have here?
hermes: n-nothing! just my normal mortal cat!
y/n disguised as a cat: meow meow faggot meow.
Apollo: oh good- WHAT DID IT JUST CALLED ME!?-

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Apollo: Hermes.. what do you have here?
hermes: n-nothing! just my normal mortal cat!
y/n disguised as a cat: meow meow faggot meow.
Apollo: oh good- WHAT DID IT JUST CALLED ME!?-
Telemachus: dad i did something really bad... like bad BAD!
Odysseus: son I've seen so much, it can't be that ba-
Telemachus: i kissed y/n..
Odysseus: ...
Odysseus: you mean y/n, Y/N?
Telemachus: yes..
Odysseus: the same y/n who's been picking on you for years?
Telemachus: *nods as his face turns a little pink*
Odysseus: the same y/n who's have been making your life a living hell??
Telemachus: *face red as fuck as he look away with shame*
Odysseus: ...
Odysseus: i own Penelope so much money-
(this is canon i was ody old bow)
Prince Telemachus who’s always been a little afraid to have children. Not that he doesn’t like them, in fact he actually adores their little cute faces. He’s just afraid he’ll have to leave like his father and they’ll have to grow up like he did.
That is until he marries you, his lovely wife and now princess of Ithaca. Odysseus is back and teaching him all the things a father should.
One of the servants has had a baby and while he’s walking with his father and mother to eat breakfast he hears a soft humming. It’s you, holding the servants baby in your arms while she takes a break on a chair.
Its chubby cheeks are pressed against you, tiny fingers tugging at your hair as you coo and calm it from crying. The sight makes him freeze, heart practically beating out of his chest. It’s so overwhelmingly adorable.
To make it worse, Odysseus and Penelope noticed quickly and start their onslaught of comments such as, “She will be a great mother.” “Are you going to give us a little princess or prince soon?” “She’s great with little ones.”
And that moment of seeing you with the cute baby, being such a natural with them, changes his mind entirely.
Yeah, he is definitely ready to be a father if you’re going to be the mother
telemachus, who …
a/n : first post!! um um haiii 🫶🫶
TELEMACHUS, who could sit and watch you read all day.
TELEMACHUS, who loves pda.
TELEMACHUS, who would be afraid that you’d leave him for any of the suitors in the palace.
TELEMACHUS, who finds you beautiful no matter what you say about yourself.
TELEMACHUS, whose hands always find a place on your body to rest.
TELEMACHUS, who secretly wants children but is afraid to be like his father & leave you.
TELEMACHUS, who always rambles about you to ATHENA.
TELEMACHUS, who memorizes every single thing about you.
TELEMACHUS, who tripped on a rock when he was about to confess to you.
TELEMACHUS, who made the same mistake before he proposed to you.
TELEMACHUS, who loves it when you comb your fingers through his hair.
TELEMACHUS, who promised he’d marry you when his father came back.
TELEMACHUS, who always gets to be the big spoon because he’s too scared to ask to be held.
TELEMACHUS, who loves you through and through.
The way you write Apollo,Hermes and Telemachus is so good.. anyways...
Fem!reader x Hermes.. so basically, reader is one of Apollo's muses and Hermes kinda "steals her away" from his brother & Apollo is VERY pissed that his brother is flirting with one of his muses...
Poetic dilemma
A/N : Thank you so much! Those three are my favorites(and ody). Also… Hermes and Apollo fighting for you and your attention. What a dream, isn’t it? Hermes art is from Zieru, Apollo art is from Gigi!
WARNING : Fem!Muse!Reader, Hermes and Apollo is fighting for the reader.
Word Count : 926
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭
Telemachus x Reader
"Throwing an apple at someone was a gesture of love or courtship — if the person caught or accepted the apple, it meant that the love was reciprocated."
Warning(s) : None really, fluff and reader's is oblivious while Telemachus is just a shy lover boii
: Telemachus best boy! this is my first time writing in 2nd person so I hope yallu enjoy :)))
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The streets of Ithaca was a medley of noise as Telemachus roamed around the hall of stalls and people, with a hood concealing his features—it was like a breath of fresh air.
With the weight of the expectations upon him, the hungry growing suitors in the comforts of his home and longing of his father, it was hard describing his cycle as relaxing.
The queen—his mother had suggested for him to wander outside the palace walls, explore the beauty of Ithaca, though with his identity as prince it won't take that long before a commotion would occur hence the suitors.
So the second when the old stall owner commented about his familiarity—he walked off out of the busy area.
yan zeus and yan poseidon? seperate please
I PROMISE I WILL DO A HERMES THING NEXT I KNOW THE HOES ARE STARVING
Yandere!Zeus and Yandere!Poseidon headcanons ♡
Zeus
His precious little cloud.
That was what he called you ever since he kidnapped you years ago. You no longer had a name, that would make Hera suspicious.
No, you were just one of his humanoid cloud servants and companions. Easy to keep under control.
And since it's been years (or is it decades now?), your mind has gotten... a little blurry by now. Cloudy, you could say. I'm not sorry.
Usually, you're just around, sitting by his throne or whatever he chooses to lounge on, his fingers playing around with the clouds that were once your hair.
And then, whenever he's alone, with no other gods around, he snaps his fingers and your body changes, becoming like it was before, just for him to get to enjoy your body again and again, just like when he first took you.
Although of course, he enjoys more than just your body! He loves talking to you, even if your personality changed over decades (or was it centuries?), you're still his sweet little darling! And you're not trying to run or fight anymore, you're not even crying when he kisses you anymore!
No, you've learned, haven't you? Of course you have, you were always smart. And so you've learned to love him.
You've learned to press your cheek against his palm, to chase his lips whenever he broke a kiss, to snuggle up to his chest after he made love to you.
His. Beautifully, wonderfully, utterly his.
Poseidon
Just so we're clear, it's all your fault. He's so gracious, so kind, just chilling, being a good god... and then there's you, making him crave you under him, crave your body... and it all started with you and your friends going to the beach.
And since it's ancient Greece, you were all nude as you played around, swimming and messing around.
Poseidon saw it, of course, and he saw you.
The sea around your island has never been calm again. He wanted you. He wanted you badly.
And so, the people of your island turned to the Temple of Poseidon, worried about it all. After all, your island's fate depended a lot on trade.
And Poseidon has spoken. He didn't know your name, but he knew you were in the crowd. As he spoke, a few waves that hit the shores turned into beautiful white horses, each of them slowly moving around, looking for you.
Eventually, as Poseidon waited for the King of your island to finish boring him with the prayer he was offering, one of the horses found you and started to gently push your back with it's head, making you step out of the crowd, right in front of Poseidon himself.
The grin on his face makes it clear. He planned it. He wanted you. He wanted you and he announced it, making his "offer" clear.
He'll keep the sea calm, as long as you become his priest/ess and obey him, coming to the beach whenever he'd send a sea storm.
And whenever that happened, he'd get to take you to his palace for three days and three nights. Which was all he needed, really.
For now, at least.
“I look into your eyes and I think back to the son of mine, you’re as old as he was when I left for war…”
Odysseus can’t help but smile as he gazes down to the baby boy cradled in his arms.
He’d spent years trying to get home, trying to see his family again. It had never occurred to him that his family may have grown in his absence.
His son, his boy, Telemachus, had grown into a wonderful man. More than that, a wonderful husband and father.
Odysseus had learned quickly about you, his sons betrothed, as he settled in back home.
He watched as his son reminded him of himself, hopelessly in love and devoted to his wife. A proud feeling swelling in his chest as he reminisced and caught the softness of his son's eyes on you.
His pride only grows as he watches his son become a father. A little baby boy that reminds Odysseus so much of the one he left behind all those years ago.
Odysseus watches his son hold his own boy, watches as he shares his immeasurable joy with you, listens as Penelope tells their grandson stories, and imagines what it must have been like after he’d gone.
Baby Telemachus being rocked to sleep with stories of adventures filling his head, growing and only knowing his father as myth, finding you and falling deeply into love just as his father before him had.
Now Odysseus’s grandson rests in the nursery where his son once laid. Now a grandfather, Odysseus rocks the boy to sleep the same way he had so few times with his own son.
And as he lays him in his crib to rest he’s grateful to not miss this. To be here to watch his son be a part of all the things he couldn’t.
For Telemachus to experience all the firsts with his boy that Odysseus missed with him.