#episode 16b

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HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG IT’S SO CUTEEEEEEEE

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Look, show, you’re not gonna get me to laugh at or empathize with Marco’s juice troubles. Please stop.

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Alright guys, I’m full, I got my choccy milk (that’s still a meme, right? I swear I’m hip you guys), and I’m ready to go. I’ve been warned that the next episode is also pretty pointless so maybe that’ll curb my rage a little. So let’s start 16B, Fetch, and just get it over with, shall we?

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Marco, you just had to have a dog open your juice for you. How does that make you feel?

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The fact that this episode can be summarized as “Star has to get her wand back from a dog and Marco opens a juice pouch” is just...that’s really all you need to hear

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No wait, keep talking, that was almost interesting! What kind of radiation does your wand give off that your mom is worried about? Or is your mom like Earth moms who think your cell phone will cause tumors or some shit? I wanna know! That’s a lot more interesting than what’s actually happening right now!

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Well, that’s it for that. Yeah, that one was pretty bad, too. I feel like it was worse than Star on Wheels because it was boring. At least I had a little bit of fun raging out at the stupidity of the last one. So this episode gets a 2/10 from me.

Wow, these episodes really weren’t the best place to come back from a hiatus, huh? Oh well. I’m nothing if not committed! I’ll be back next week with episode 17, and it apparently gets better after that point. Sorry I didn’t have much to say about this one, guys! See you next time.

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That’s really sweet and all Star but I don’t think your aunt will appreciate it very much

Honestly, though, that’s very thoughtful and may be the best thing that happened in this episode other than the puppy playing pirate