Sep 10, 2024
I told my kid all about the birds and the bees. They fly in defiance of God, I said. Horrible creatures, I muttered.
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I told my kid all about the birds and the bees. They fly in defiance of God, I said. Horrible creatures, I muttered.
My ship got screen time again, how are your ships doing?
It’s good to see them talk things out calmly-
Well okay, not, but it’s still good to see them!
Uh-huh, sure, that’s the only reason you won’t kill him. Got it.
And now he’s down. Thanks a lot, Strawberry.
Episode 244: The Glass Tower
Slimefoot
Verity: Loki works a job with a very lax dress code. He takes things a bit too far… He never wears shoes or socks. At times I see him in the cafeteria with naked feet. And even worse, there have been times when I’ve seen him at the urinal with no barrier between his feet and everything else. How can I let him know that this is not okay even if it does still fit in the dress code?
Thor: You're gonna need to accidentally step on his feet a couple of times.
Verity: Or just don't worry about it because I think the staph infection will probably get him. I think he's probably not super long for this world.
Loki: Athlete's foot again? That's the third time this week!
Loki: Weird, I got staph on one foot and MRSA on the other, how does this keep happening?
Kids are just people. I know they look very small and not burdened with regret and sorrow like a normal person. But they are a kind of person nonetheless.
“I don’t need a knife.” His voice lowers, becomes dangerous. “I have my teeth.”