top 5 non clone vorta
omg this is a great question #VORTAGUY. i guess this means no weyouns so i won't count those.. i'll actually rank them this time
1. kilana
this diva is obviously the best. she's the only one without that stupid haircut and that counts for something. i knowww she's supposed to be seductive for tactical reasons but i think it's awesome that she gets earrings and different hair. the first ever chic vorta. also liked the episode in general and the portrayal of the vorta's loyalty to the founders.
2. yelgrun better known as iggy pop
i think iggy pop wants to be kilana. i believe he could have spent the rest of his life learning skincare tips from ishka but he had other things to do. i also like when quark says "family.. you understand.." and he goes "not really. i was cloned 😐" he's tired of everything and i respect that
3. keevan
keevan is really annoying and disturbing. but interesting 😝 way more self serving than these guys are supposed to be. i like that he was repurposed for a comedic episode after being introduced in a really serious one. also the ending he received was great in a sick and twisted way
4. eris
eris is a relic of the time before herbert was the model vorta and as such she's kind of bizarre. she's the one who has powers that are never brought up again. she's on a mission to pretend like she's against the dominion which must be hard for her not that anyone would ever care. one of the most atrocious examples of the vorta haircut..
5. gelnon
gelnon is sort of whatever, but i like that he actually appears in two episodes. he's encouraging the conflict between the gamma quadrant and alpha quadrant jem'hadar through his comments and then telling them to argue on their own time 😭 he's such an asshole. and then he's involved with the orion syndicate. what is this guy's day-to-day life like
