#eprocto oc

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impromptu ass eating

full post on x bc tumblr would massacre me if i tried to post this here:

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hi uranus @sweetbubblies

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does he get gassy in his sleep or after dinner or after alot of food or alcohol(if your comfortable with that.)?

okok i was gonna answer all of these but i realized i’m yapping way too much, but pls let me know if u still wanna hear about his issues with post-dinner/alcohol stomach issues!

sooo keith only really gets gassy in his sleep if he’s spent the day holding in his farts! this used to happen a lot when he first started dating sofia.

he’d spend the day with her, he’d eat a big meal that definitely didnt sit well with his stomach, she’d invite him to her place to spend the night afterwards, and he’d hold in his gas the entire time to preserve his image in front of her… or so he thought he did.

truth is, the moment he fell alseep, he was ripping MAJOR ass.

the first time it happened, he and sofia had been dating for a couple weeks. they’d gotten cheap, greasy pizza from some new pizzeria on their college campus, and retired to sofia’s apartment to relax for the night.

after a while, keith found himself intertwined in sofia’s arms, slowly dozing off with his head on her chest. sofia, who has a bit more trouble falling asleep, was scrolling on her phone when keith hiked up a leg over hers, tensed momentarily, and subconsciously pushed out probably the nastiest fart sofia had ever heard. that’s how sofia found out about his stomach troubles!

anyway, yeah, he does fart in his sleep. he’s completely unaware of it though— sofia hasn’t told him. his nighttime gas isn’t nearly as bad as it used to be, as he doesn’t feel the need to hold it in constantly anymore, but he’ll still fart a couple times in his sleep. usually sofia is trapped in his arms when it happens or, even worse, under the blanket they’re sharing 😞

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No, please continue rambling. It’s not like I wouldn’t like to hear every detail you have to spare. Because I would. 👀

gah oh em gee……..

—keith has 16 piercings in total (5 in each ear, 1 eyebrow piercing, 2 lip rings, a belly button piercing, a prince albert (basically a ring that goes through his dick, don’t look it up if you’re squeamish!), and a scrotum piercing)

—the heart tattoo on the underside of his dick was actually drawn by sofia lmaooo

—he’s slightly lactose intolerant! he won’t throw up or shit himself, but he will get a pretty bad stomachache and probably the worst gas imaginable

—he, for the life of him, cannot tell when someone is flirting with him

—keith’s gas is pretty long, bubbly, and always sounds a bit wet. sometimes he feels kind of bad for farting in sofia’s mouth— he knows they’re that bad 😞

—that’s another thing! while he *claims* he’s not into the kink, but he suggests (albeit a bit shy and indirectly) sofia ‘help him out’ with his gas more than sofia actually asks to

—sometimes he’ll be post-strenuous-shit and he’ll ask her to eat him out— under the premise that her warm tongue helps soothe the ache. anddddd sometimes he has a little gas left over. so what? he can’t help it!

—his intestinal issues have only gotten worse since he’s started going to the gym— his maintenance cals are pretty high, not to mention his protein goal is in the 200s. i’m here to tell you that his protein farts specifically could kill a grown man.

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hes so underrated

@sweetbubblies

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We love hearing you chat about Keith and Sofia, (I would too honestly they’re great.) so don’t have to hesitate when you’re got something, even if it’s not kink-related.

gahhhh okay! u guys are all so sweet i’ll sob

here’s some random facts about them:

—keith is 6’4 & 230 lbs (sofia is 5’6 and 140 lbs)

—they’ve been dating for about two years

—keith games on occasion (mainstream things like cod or fifa) and will usually sit on sofia’s face while he does! honestly, sometimes he forgets about her down there until she’s frantically tapping his thigh to let her up for air (if he’s feeling mean, he’ll fart and deem that her ‘air’ and refuse to get up)

—keith almost exclusively calls sofia ‘sof’ or ‘sofie’, never by her actual name

—keith’s deadlift pr is 515 lbs (233.6 kg)

—he’s been lifting since his junior year of high school, but he actually used to be really lanky!

—keith doesn’t know how to talk to women (or men, honestly. they’re a little easier but if someone compliments him at the gym he ends up staring at them like he’s stupid)

—that’s another thing. keith has the most uncanny stare in the world. like it’s genuinely uncomfortable if he looks at you for a prolonged period of time

—he actually enjoys shoving sofia’s face in his crotch while farting (see: ‘and they say romance is dead’ post). he thinks the position is a lot more comfortable than others

—sofia snorts when she laughs hard enough (usually at keith’s expense)

—sofia is horrified of motorcycles; keith likes that fact because it means she holds onto him extra tight when they’re riding together

—keith hates pickles

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new post to celebrate 200 on twitter! :)

my cat destroyed my drawing tablet cord but i plan on working on requests soon!

cw: nudity/eproctophilia

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Could we have a little background info about both the wonderful tattooed gentleman and the beautiful lady? Lol (no pressure obvi op)

i’ve been putting this off so long bc i get soooo nervous sharing about my ocs on here!! sorry it’s so long!!

the guy’s name is keith! he’s 23 and a senior mechanical engineering major (took a gap year, made some life choices, ended up covered in tattoos with a prince albert)

his gf’s name is sofia! she’s 21 and is a junior art history major. she’s probably the most lax girlfriend you’ll ever meet (and the most perverted one too). either she’s insanely secure in her relationship w keith or shes just oblivious to how many girls eyefuck keith when they’re out together.

they’re both bisexual with no preference!

keith is kind of intimidating at first (major resting bitch face) but he’s more scared of you than you are of him. hes a big gym enjoyer and has a motorcycle that he loves more than his gf (kind of. not really… maybe).

he has pretty bad gastrointestinal issues, and can’t really handle spicy food or a ton of dairy at once.

sofia is the one with the gas kink. keith is kind of grossed out by it, but he loves her enough to go through with it (plus it’s nice not to hold back, yknow? he likes being able to eat his trigger foods without worrying about the consequences) though, the longer their little relationship goes on, the more into it he gets. there’s been times when he’s walked by, pushed her head into his ass and ripped one. he’s also a big fan of walking ahead of her up stairs and crop dusting her the whole way up <3

i don’t wanna ramble on for too long, but thank u sm for asking about them!!