[theandato]

heyyy, here’s the mandatory introduction post for the mandatory kink side blog.

my old blog is @themandatorysidekinkblog but it unfortunately got marked as explicit and i figured i’d start over.

this is just a place where i post quick little drawings of eprocto stuff! i do have a separate art account for sfw stuff, but i won’t be tagging it for privacy reasons.

here’s some stuff i’m into:

- farting (anything to do with it, hyperfarting, facefarting, mouth farting— you name it i’m probably into it)

- burping

- desperation

- piss (on occasion, it’s more for desperation than anything)

things i’m NOT into:

- scat

- diapers

- underaged stuff (i shouldn’t even have to say this but some of y’all are genuine freaks)

all art is under —🐡 tag

all anon messages from me will be marked as ‘—🐡’

EDIT 11/02/2025:

im active on twitter 🙂‍↕️ same handle as this one

[theandato]

love when nonkink blogs follow me. like yes girl dw your secret is safe with me

[theandato]

its been 3 years daddy.... i really really miss you...🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 anywaaayyyyy dont know if you'll see this but here fanart!!!!! reminded me of sofi soooooo.. sofi to keith😭

i’ve kept this post in my inbox for nearly a year now simply because i liked to come back and giggle at it every once n a while. everyone look isn’t she so silly ❤️❤️❤️

[pervyidiott]

made by @/theandato

WE ARE SO BACK CHAT

it was worth the wait

[pervyidiott]

also LOOK AT MY BOY🥹🥹🥹🥹

missed him sm

[theandato]

I need a profile pic for my fart kink blog (@femboystank) can you draw a cat femboy with black hair (preferably in like a layered bob style) and yellow eyes in a skirt farting? Make it small so it can fit in a profile pic ratio please.

Thank you so much, I love your art 🥰

i don’t do requests anymore, sorry! :(

[theandato]

i just checked my inbox after months of shame-avoidance

[theandato]

does anyone remember that one eproctophilia writer who had the half-orc oc that traveled with like. a wizard oc or something?? im literally going insane trying to remember what their name was. they had an ao3 account too i’m pretty sure

[theandato]

i have personally checked each suggestion given in my inbox and unfortunately none of them match 💔💔💔 thank you for trying everyone but i think they’ve unfortunately been lost to time

[theandato]

YES THAT WAS THEM!!!!!!

[theandato]

does anyone remember that one eproctophilia writer who had the half-orc oc that traveled with like. a wizard oc or something?? im literally going insane trying to remember what their name was. they had an ao3 account too i’m pretty sure

[theandato]

i have personally checked each suggestion given in my inbox and unfortunately none of them match 💔💔💔 thank you for trying everyone but i think they’ve unfortunately been lost to time

[theandato]

does anyone remember that one eproctophilia writer who had the half-orc oc that traveled with like. a wizard oc or something?? im literally going insane trying to remember what their name was. they had an ao3 account too i’m pretty sure

[theandato]

i miss lazynutfart

[theandato]

Do you remember the blog Lazynutfart? I’m like their biggest fan and saw you had reblogged a few of their posts + had a direct interaction - do you know where they went, if they moved to a new account, etc? No problem if not, ofc, just wanted to ask if you had any idea what happened or why they deactivated.

Thank you!

-M

hi, yes i do! we chatted a few times while they were still active

i’m unsure if they’d be comfortable with me sharing the exact reasons why, but they did deactivate! from what i know, they’re not planning on making any new blogs/coming back anytime soon

[theandato]

hiii i just requested to follow you on twt but my nsfw twit is extremely bare bones so i wanted to let you know before you ignore it!! my age is in my bio and the username is a keysmash and the pfp is 🫣 this emoji!! tysm

i gotcha!

[pervyidiott]

hey so like.. @theandato HEAR ME OUTTTT. keith getting pegged by sofia.. while farting

[pervyidiott]

wait a damn minute...

HELLO? ARE THEY NOT JS KEITH AND SOFI YA0IFIED????

art cred: @theandato (love you)

[theandato]

YA0IFIED?????

[theandato]

are you still posting?

on a temporary hiatus due to work related issues! i should be back in a month or so!!

[theandato]

Hi! What art program do you use? :)

hi, i use firealpaca! bc it’s free lol

[theandato]

We love hearing you chat about Keith and Sofia, (I would too honestly they’re great.) so don’t have to hesitate when you’re got something, even if it’s not kink-related.

gahhhh okay! u guys are all so sweet i’ll sob

here’s some random facts about them:

—keith is 6’4 & 230 lbs (sofia is 5’6 and 140 lbs)

—they’ve been dating for about two years

—keith games on occasion (mainstream things like cod or fifa) and will usually sit on sofia’s face while he does! honestly, sometimes he forgets about her down there until she’s frantically tapping his thigh to let her up for air (if he’s feeling mean, he’ll fart and deem that her ‘air’ and refuse to get up)

—keith almost exclusively calls sofia ‘sof’ or ‘sofie’, never by her actual name

—keith’s deadlift pr is 515 lbs (233.6 kg)

—he’s been lifting since his junior year of high school, but he actually used to be really lanky!

—keith doesn’t know how to talk to women (or men, honestly. they’re a little easier but if someone compliments him at the gym he ends up staring at them like he’s stupid)

—that’s another thing. keith has the most uncanny stare in the world. like it’s genuinely uncomfortable if he looks at you for a prolonged period of time

—he actually enjoys shoving sofia’s face in his crotch while farting (see: ‘and they say romance is dead’ post). he thinks the position is a lot more comfortable than others

—sofia snorts when she laughs hard enough (usually at keith’s expense)

—sofia is horrified of motorcycles; keith likes that fact because it means she holds onto him extra tight when they’re riding together

—keith hates pickles