#eps

[toddfrom]

I love the hosts of youtube drawing show

[hollanovfuckoff]

Imagine you've ghosted your fuck buddy (lover) for 6 months, then left him in subspace in some dingy bathroom and now you gonna fuck him face down (no kissing though) in a big fancy penthouse but FIRST

FIRST you need to switch on the lights in all the fucking warm-light spherical lamps to set the mood

Okay so thats minimum 9 spherical lamps, not including other wall and desk lamps. He had to work fast.

So yes Ilya, you can stand all nonchalant with your vodka but we KNOW you were just frantically running around from one lamp to another

Does he look all sexy and unbothered to you? No, he looks like a guy, who had to change 20 pairs of AAA batteries in 5 minutes while Shane was freaking out outside.

+ bonus

Shane: Ilya, please switch on the lights in the backyard while I'm making 8 burgers as per recipe

Shane: by the way do you like my lamps? I saw them in your penthouse in 2014...

Shane: Ilya...???

Shane:

[joelsknees]

PEDRO PASCAL as Joel Miller ↳ s01e02: infected

[wavesxy]

😂😏🤭

[onlytiktoks]

[389]

last 3 months in music

[globule]

always the kevbert cocaine that makes me need to do ep thoughts

— need to get my claws fully into kerry caleb jai billy affair bc 🤤 “less of the back chat. i am the boss, remember.” lines between business and romance fully blurred, jai claiming formal superiority over kerry’s flirtation and so obviously feeling romantically betrayed by kerry and caleb’s business secrets, how much is it just His conflation of the two, can he ever be happy with kerry if he’s her boss, will she always be rebelling against it, will other desires for money power always curtail the love etc, “i hate lying to him” “you’re not, you Are busy” she’s not actually cheating she’s working, there’s no betrayal in business, the rules of romance don’t carry onto the work floor but ofc they dooo my lovely classic business romance sex plot<3

— paddy unaffected by the whole hostage situation, prioritising cake, then prioritising its cheapness. who care if he tried to kill your son. tasty cake. how many people are gonna betray people they love for cake. the new loyalty test, the new village slut. cake

— my cafe wars happening exactly as i hoped slash even more personal than i thought “why is he still here, anyway?” “to annoy me” how much will their fighting be about money or cake or lewis or just Them, how obsessed with each other will they become through it, jimmy prioritising cake means how long until nicola prioritises it, how much of cake is just kev. when will they realise they were made for each other

— mack on the rape couch telling ross not to touch him he’s insidious and i couldn’t care about anything less than the mental state of mackenzie boyd even typing out his name feels like a waste of time if it’s not him who ends up near dead then what’s the point

— kev offering mack a cream horn #gay it could’ve been anything imagine kevmack. they could they won’t but they could. the swinging also <3 my kev and ofc “all i could think about was them two going at it” the eternal service of gay sex kev that’s more robron sex than has happened all year he’s writing the fanfic people have been begging the show to write he’s not an enemy he’s the only ally here

— caleb’s “get them off” and kerry’s “cheeky” #affair it’s all one big pot and she’s aware of the sexuality of what they’re doing aware of how it can be construed aware of the betrayal (her guilt) but is still doing it, told by everyone it’s okay, everyone in stations above her, who constantly single her out as the woman, her boss telling her to get them off. she’s gonna be the one who comes out of this the worst in the end isn’t she

— jai’s “for the pod” full sharma schedule plot Please. please. lets address the male podcast epidemic with jai. please

— cain fails to obey moira so goes running to a man to replace him, outsources Fatherhood instead of listening to a mother, the thing that kills him should be her

— robert not covering for mack he just eternally sucks my guy who doesn’t care

— “he’s the kid’s dad, give him a chance” so he cares more about daddy kev than daddy aaron yeah yeah kevbert cocaine dose the repeated are you sure you’re okay are you alright don’t let them get to you he hasn’t been this nice to aaron all year Yeah yeah kevbert cocaine we get it it really is diabolical how much this is though he’s never been as unconditionally nice to Anyone as he is to kev his losing dog<3333

— there’s a shed shop like right down the road from the set which is completely unimportant but they probs got it from there right. fascinating

— the rush of kammy!! Jai!!! POLLARD!!!! was a Hiiiiiigh then nicola entered. heaven. when the characters that are in my show are in my show 😍😍 and ofc “are you suggesting that my wife is cheating on... us?” line of the month. they’re doing a polyamory plot with pollard and jai

— definitely won’t have anything unique to say about kevbert just. more sexual tension in that scene than in robron all year what do they put in them and Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! why are we whipping it out. kevbertdale never letting you go too long without thinking about gay sex. “kev, you’re rambling” reminding me of paul’s “you do go all formal sometimes” to gray. the familiarity that they can’t escape. the divorce neither of them really want. robert’s stupid ugly laptop case. robert getting kev to turn in a doorway. with “so, you’re sticking around then?” that damn shot. “free cake for you for life” i’m sure. and the “heart of gold.” but rather than telling a family member he barely knows that he definitely loves and values his soulmate behind his back while choosing new family member over him, he Touches him (when was the last time he did that to aaron ?) and tells him to his face. was the refusal to agree that he’s his favourite ex husband bc aaron is also his ex husband (but he’s about to marry him again, so if that’s the case he maybe isn’t looking to the future as much as he should be, him still regarding aaron as his Ex husband is not a good thing), or is he refusing to acknowledge how much he still likes him, or is he refusing to completely acknowledge the Ex. whatever way. diabolical. his stupid losing dog who he married and who he loves and who he’s nicer to than anybody. why is it nice. why is the cocaine still here. what are we doing. what is being done 🤤🤤🤤🤤 there’s gonna be zero other kevbert scenes for the rest of the year. they put us down too kindly. too much cocaine to go out on

— dog cancer plot the funniest thing in the world. my show