[joelsknees]

Hey hope everything is okay with you!!

Hi! I’m ok! Things have been crazy and all I’ve been back on my old tumblr acc a bit so I haven’t checked this one in a while. I miss my mutuals though I hope you’re all doing good!!!

[joelsknees]

THE LAST OF US: ep. 02 -> ep. 03

[elysiumcalled]

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

[junglejim4322]

(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

[isagisms]

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

[kragehund-est]

mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

[accountestmouse-182]

[venerable-thief]

What is the opposite of dracula music?

[punishedsaints]

I was going to say "hippie music", but I found the complete image.

[3liza]

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[12u3ie]

I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[insidestory1]

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

[homunculus-argument]

To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

[hiveswap]

the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself

[kosmogrl]

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I have faith this post will be seen by exactly who it needs to

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[freakoutgirl]

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot