🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴
Ronald: bro I am so tired I could sleep for 3 months
Ansu: I honestly don't know how you are still standing
Ansu: *knocks on wood*
JC: You and me both.
Ansu: Ey!
Dembz: Anything from the tree yet?
JC: No. This.. *points everywhere* I am so done with this.
Ansu: It's gone long enough he has to have something prepared.
JC: Whatever it is, can he get it over with already?
Dembz: You sound like Iñaki😂
Iñaki: My senses tingled... Who invoked my name?
Ansu: Ous
Dembz: You know he can read right?
Iñaki: Still nothing?
JC: Yep
Ronald: Luis told me that Geri once switched his phone's wallpapers with some weird-ass ones. And he spent 3 days trying to figure out how it happened.
JC: Well he can't do that to me now can he..
Carlitos: Cross that out for me as well.
Ansu: Things could be worse.
JC: I just remembered something.. like I just realised how insane what he did was...
Ronald: The wallpapers?
JC: No not that!
JC: How did he find out where I live?
Pedri: Bro you told him.
JC: I most certainly did no such thing!
Francisco: But you did.
JC: Oh look the other half of the duo popped up.
JC: But I did not!
Riqui: YOU WROTE YOUR ADDRESS ON THE CARD DUMBASS!
JC: 😐
Carlitos: 😂😂
JC: Okay But why ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!?
Riqui: I wasn't.. I forgot the Capslock was on. I was yelling at Jordi.
Sergiño: Jordi?? Alba??
Riqui: Nono, not that Jordi, my Jordi
Sergiño: ???
Carlitos: Mboula
Sergiño: Right..
Riqui: But yeah not at you Jan.
JC: Okay 💚
Riqui: At least not in that exact moment.. could still happen.
JC: The previous answer would have been enough.
Frenkie: I missed playing that Camp Nou.. It's been forever.
Frenkie: When was the last time we played there??
Pedri: Eibar, December 29.
Frenkie: 😣😣😣😣
Pedri: And we have Rayo tomorrow.. Nightmares..
Ronald: What are you worried about I'm the one who has to cover all of the damn pitch
Frenkie: Talking like I don't do that as well
Pedri: Yeah..
Francisco: I would like to do that but Ronald still won't let me
Ronald: I won't let you? How would I not let you!?
Francisco: No not you, the other Ronald..
Sergiño: We need a codename for him
Frenkie: Wouldn't it be easier to just call him "gaffer" or "boss" or "mister"?
Carlitos: Boss? Boss of what exactly?
Riqui: Bad decisions.
Ansu: 🤭🤭🤭🤭
JC: Damn
Riqui: Curlitos made it way too easy😂
Carlitos: 😂😂
Sergiño: So what would the codename be?
Arnau: Koeman just call him Koeman
Iñaki: Exactly no need to complicate things..
Frenkie: Right
Riqui: So what should the codename be?
Iñaki: Or you can just ignore us
Carlitos: Blond Ronald
Oscar: 🤦🏼♂️
Ronald: Seriously
Riqui: @Carlitos
Dembz: I got nothing
Carlitos: 😒😒😒😒😒
Frenkie: Just call him Koeman
Pedri: But that is too obvious
Frenkie: Not you too!
Pedri: 🤷🏻♂️
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JC: Guys.. Oh no.. oh no.. OH NO
Dembz: Did he do it?
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Riqui: Jan???
Carlitos: Where did he go?!
Ansu: 🤷🏾♂️
27 January 2021
Sergiño: Good luck my dudes!
Ansu: No ETs please.
Riqui: Sure
Pedri: Look we are trying.
Ronald: Here we go again
Frenkie: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Oscar: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Ansu: This is why Pedri plays
Carlitos: Oh so this is how we're gonna do it?
...........
Ansu: How do you let them score like that
Sergiño: 😩😩😩
....
Ansu: LIONEL DE MI VIDA!!
Ansu: Another please.
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Carlitos: COME ON!!!
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Ansu: FRENKIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlitos: I PROMISE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU BLONDIE I AM GIVING YOU A BIG KISS!!
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Ansu: END. IT.
...
Ansu: THANK YOU.
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Ronald: I don't want to talk about it.
Frenkie: Good night.
Pedri: Can't blame you two😅
Sergiño: Fair enough
28 January 2021
JC: So um..
Riqui: HE'S ALIVE
JC: For now yep... Geri is gonn kill me
JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I'M COMING BACK!?
Dembz: You're coming back?!
JC: Yep, but not for good..
JC: He knows... how!??!!,
Dembz: And then go where?
JC: If I survive Geri.. I have options
Riqui: Oh damn
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JC: Bro he literally texted me this
JC: [28/1 16:48] Geri🆘️: Welcome Back Janet. See you soon.. well not actually but yeah.. soon.
[28/1 16:50] Geri🆘️: Oh and let your buddies know that after I'm done with you, I'm coming for them.
[28/1 16:53] Geri🆘️: xoxo
Ansu: Jeez
JC: I feel it coming... It's gonna be soon
Riqui: This is like the presidential elections.. Soon is taking too long bro
Carlitos: Pure torture.
Oscar: It's on you idiots.
Ronald: Yep
Riqui: AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
Carlitos: 😂
Arnau: Because you're an idiot
Riqui: Takes one to know one 😌
Ronald: Ah playground clapbacks
Pedri: JC Geri told me to tell you to check your mailbox once you get home.
JC: WHAT HOME
Pedri: Where you're at right now
JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS OUT
Pedri: I'm just a messenger
Iñaki: I don't get why though
Arnau: Bro just be happy you are no longer involved and shush
Pedri: I have no idea.
Francisco: Geri said that it is pointless to try to understand his logic. It is way too evolved for your braincells to comprehend.
Carlitos: IS THIS WHY YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER ALL THE DAMN TIME?!
Pedri: Nope
Francisco: Nope
Dembz: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Dembz: HE SAID JC FIRST WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Riqui: ??????
Dembz: He legit hijacked my accounts!
Carlitos: HUH???
Dembz: PS5 and Netflix and D+... ALL OF THEM
JC: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Sergiño: That's cruel.
Ronald: OH SHIT
Oscar: 😳😳😳😳😳
Dembz: MAN FUCK THIS.. JC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST!
Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!
Oscar: To let your guard down?
Ansu: 😮😮😮😮
Carlitos: Why has he been torturing Jan like that 😂😂
JC: Ha ha very funny
Francisco:🙊🙈
Riqui:"Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!" To get you to sleep early and focus
😌😌😌🤷🏼♂️😌
Dembz: 😒😒😒
Riqui: Accept it
JC: So this means I'm next⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Ronald: God speed bro
Carlitos: I hate him
Riqui: Sure sure
Carlitos: I do
Riqui: of course
Carlitos: I do I decided I do just now.
Arnau: Of course
Carlitos: Sit down it's none of your business
Iñaki: Hostility levels are too high right now
Dembz: HOW DO I GET THESE BACK
Francisco: 🙃
Ronald: I'll help you out.
Frenkie: I leave for 3 hours...
Frenkie: What the hell happened?!?
Sergiño: Dembrook got his
Frenkie: 😳
Frenkie: But it was supposed to be JC
Pedri: So we thought
Francisco: But it was not
Frenkie: I just read! Holy crap 🙊
Riqui: And now we are lost.
Carlitos: 🙂
Frenkie: Sorry Ous🙊
Arnau: And I thought Riqui was annoying.
Riqui: Shut up
Ansu: Levels to that
Dembz: Never complaining about Ricard ever again
Riqui: Hilarious
Carlitos: You know we love you
Riqui: 💜🖕🏻💜
Carlitos: Back at you petit.
JC: How do I unsubscribe from this timeline? I would like to end this please.
