Harrr

Harrr is me.

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Lan Xichen/Jiang Cheng, Modern!AU

Wei WuXian: "Oh, look at you. So sad and lonely to even agreing to be the third well on my date with Lan WangJi~"

Jiang WanYin (Jiang Cheng): "You ask brother XiChen too, you moron."

Wei WuXian: "Yup. That's why we finally think maybe it would be better if we are matchmaking you two together~"

Jiang WanYin: "...."

Wei WuXian: "Expecially after brother XiChen broke up with his pyschopathic "boy"friend. Even he never admits their relationship, though."

Jiang WanYin: "Huh?"

Wei WuXian: "And despite your self-proclaimed straight, let's be honest here. You'll never find jiejie the second for the rest of your life, anyway."

Jiang WanYin: "Huh?!"

Wei WuXian: "Here your ticket. Lan WangJi and I already booked different ticket and it will begin any minutes by now. Bye!"

Jiang WanYin: "Wait a minute, WuXian!"

Lan Xichen: (bringing soft drinks from behind) "Huh? Where are those two going?"

Jiang WanYin: "...."

Lan Xichen: "So, it's only the two of us?"

Jiang WanYin: "...."

Jiang WanYin: "Don't tell me you didn't already guess this from your brother expression before."

Lan Xichen: ".... Ah. ^^"

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(All!Ye) Seiyuu: When the Pro Players Glory Somehow Know About the News of Mo Dao Zhu Shi’s Donghua

Zhang Xinjie: (fixing his glasses) Hmm, I win.

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Wang Jiexi: Not really …. He’s my legal partner too, if you counting the Drama CD.

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Zhou Zekai: ... Senior.

Ye Xiu: Hehe, is that mean I should call you brother-in-law from now on?

Zhou Zekai: ... Ah, hubby.

Jiang Botao: He means he rather be called hubby, Senior. In fact, I think I'm okay if you call me hubby too.

Ye Xiu: ....

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(All!Ye) Seiyuu: When the Pro Players Glory Somehow Know About the News of Mo Dao Zhu Shi’s Donghua

Zhang Xinjie: (fixing his glasses) Hmm, I win.

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Wang Jiexi: Not really .... He's my legal partner too, if you counting the Drama CD.

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(All!Ye) Seiyuu: When the Pro Players Glory Somehow Know About the News of Mo Dao Zhu Shi's Donghua

Zhang Xinjie: (fixing his glasses) Hmm, I win.

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Su Mucheng: How is the most greatest player in Glory doing ^^ ?

Ye Xiu: :) I don’t know, Su Mucheng, as his sister, you should know more than I, shouldn't you?

Su Mucheng: *chokes* .... Ah, He should be fine, I think.

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Xiao Shiqin : There is one thing worst than Excellent Era being relegated.

Xiao Shiqin [shows a card written 'Excellent Era being disbanded' ]: This.

Everyone in Excellent Era [gasps]: Ye Qiu!

Xiao Shiqin: NO.

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Du Ming: M-marry me, please!

Tang Rou: *silent for a moment* As long as you manage to defeat Ye Xiu, which is currently my ambition, I'll consider it.

Du Ming: QAQ Why don't you just say no?

Tang Rou: *nods in agreement* Exactly.

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Colour stands for position！！ http://www.bilibili.com/video/av7635517

This fan vdeio is really cute！！ I m crying*

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Link for youtube:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYy8WVG8c7c

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How McDonald Managed to Persuade Ye Xiu to be Their Model, Probably.

Advertiser: Ye Qiu, please become our model in our new advertisement!

Ye Xiu: (walks in, after being kicked out from Exellent Era) No.

Advertizer: ... Then what do you do here?

Ye Xiu: I want to ... buy some meal? Ah, but it's looks like I didn't bring any money with me. *sigh*

Advertiser: Ah, ah, how about we give you meal for free, but you'll let us to record it while you're eating?

Ye Xiu: ... Agree.

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After watching Osomatsu-san S2 episode 18, I'm pretty sure that it was inspired by an old Chinese's movie: Trouble Maker (1995).

Which definitely a recomendation to watch, because God, if you think episode 18 was sad, this film was soo much worse. I couldn't stop crying (and laughing) everytime this movie was being played in the tv :'(

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Reading Chinese's fanfiction with google translate means you need to prepare when suddenly remembering some character's translation name from it rather than the original one.

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QZGS's Headcanon

When Ye Qiu said, "I threw him over there." in chapter 403, he means he was carrying his-still-sleeping-brother ala bridal's style to the bed.

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I have this feeling that …

Even till the end of the Blue Cult Arc, Yana probably will never reveal our!Ciel’s real name. To telling us something like, “It’s no matter who his real name is, he still the Ciel Phantomhive that we know. That for everything that happened in the past, is what made him become the Ciel Phantomhive that we know”.

I still hope that I am wrong though.

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Real Ciel, after reading what happen in the fandom in the last ten years.

Real Ciel: You demon .... Don't touch my brother, you flirty thing.

Sebastian: Ah, but I am just a butler.

Our Ciel: And a very good replacement for a parental figure, apparently.

Sebastian: Young master, I'd never ....

Our Ciel: Oh, and did you already see the side story for BoA? I bet he was supposelly to be my mother. Oh god, what an awful thought. He's just a replacement of our Sebastian, don't worry.

Sebastian: .... *annoyed* Yes, a dog who will eat your soul someday. Of course.

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Sebastian vs. Vincent: Parenting

Sebastian: We really looks alike, don't we? Hmmm... *thinking for a moment* But really, everyone know that it's ME, the one who raised the little timid young master into him-very prideful-witty-self right now. So yes, I AM, a demon, still a better parent than him. Ah ... a very outstanding achievement indeed.

Our Ciel: *scream* SEBASTIAN!

Sebastian: That one, clearly, not from my teaching.

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Sebastian, after seeing how bad Real Ciel personality is.

Sebastian: *hugging Our Ciel* Ah, is this what they called "feeling blessed"? I never know.

Our Ciel: *angry* Move, you dog.

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The most hurting part for Stony shipper in CACW is not when they realise that their OTP fighting and trying to kill each other without give them anything to defend their OTP. But it's when Tony try to give his bleeding heart, and Steve throw back that same heart in front of his face and choose someone else.