Lan Xichen/Jiang Cheng, Modern!AU
Wei WuXian: "Oh, look at you. So sad and lonely to even agreing to be the third well on my date with Lan WangJi~"
Jiang WanYin (Jiang Cheng): "You ask brother XiChen too, you moron."
Wei WuXian: "Yup. That's why we finally think maybe it would be better if we are matchmaking you two together~"
Jiang WanYin: "...."
Wei WuXian: "Expecially after brother XiChen broke up with his pyschopathic "boy"friend. Even he never admits their relationship, though."
Jiang WanYin: "Huh?"
Wei WuXian: "And despite your self-proclaimed straight, let's be honest here. You'll never find jiejie the second for the rest of your life, anyway."
Jiang WanYin: "Huh?!"
Wei WuXian: "Here your ticket. Lan WangJi and I already booked different ticket and it will begin any minutes by now. Bye!"
Jiang WanYin: "Wait a minute, WuXian!"
Lan Xichen: (bringing soft drinks from behind) "Huh? Where are those two going?"
Jiang WanYin: "...."
Lan Xichen: "So, it's only the two of us?"
Jiang WanYin: "...."
Jiang WanYin: "Don't tell me you didn't already guess this from your brother expression before."
Lan Xichen: ".... Ah. ^^"














