#eqg shitpost

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

[jazzberrysoju]

Flash Sentry doing Flash things

[2dfangirl]

Sunset & Fluttershy: *Playing video games*

Twilight: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Sunset: *silence*

Fluttershy: *silence*

Twilight, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Sunset & Fluttershy in shame : Yeah...

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: What's your favourite

horror movie?

Rarity: High School Musical. After

watching it I spent all my middle

school years terrified that the

entire school would start singing

something and I'd be the only one

who didn't know the lyrics.

[2dfangirl]

Sunset: We can bake these cookies for 400° for ten minutes... Or we can bake them at 4,000° for one minute.

Fluttershy: That's not how you make cookies...

Pinkie Pie: How about 4,000,000° for one second?!

Twilight: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BUILDING DOWN-!

[2dfangirl]

[After going through a haunted house]

Applejack: Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

Pinkie Pie: *laughing*

Twilight: Honestly, the creator needs to try harder. The placement of the jumpscares were way too predictable, and it completely took away the factor of surprise.

Rainbow Dash, obviously lying: I wasn't scared!

Fluttershy: *clinging to Rarity's leg*

Sunset: *explaining to the staff that she didn't meant to punch one of the actors*

[2dfangirl]

Pinkie Pie: Honestly, I don’t know why you never trust me-

[small explosion in background]

[2dfangirl]

Rainbow: Everything’s fine, Twilight.

Twilight: Rainbow, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.