#equestion

[latenightsushi]

Twinsies! ✨

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[onlywinchesters]

20 reasons why having a horse is better than having a child

You can try out a horse to see if you want it; with kids, you're stuck with what you got.

If you don't like your horse anymore, you can sell it, maybe get a new one. You do that with a kid, and it's "illegal."

You don't have to worry about your horse doing drugs and going to prison.

No need to pop a horse out of your nether-regions to have one.

Your horse misbehaves, you can smack it with a crop. Doing that with a kid is apparently "child abuse."

Horses are going to be thankful for the food and snacks you give them; that kid in your house is going to complain and ask for something else, but be displeased with anything you offer.

You don't always have to put shoes on horses.

Clothing your horse isn't always necessary. If your child is found roaming around naked, it's "neglect."

You're able to teach horses really neat tricks. The only trick your kid is going to do is sit on their behind all day, play video games, and complain about homework.

No need to pay for college tuition and more with horses.

You can't really run over your cheating ex with a 5-year-old child, now can you.

No child in history can run 30mph. Especially with you on their back.

I don't thick sticking your kid in a large pasture by itself all day would go over very well with the authorities.

Horses don't scream their heads off after going to the bathroom.

There's no such thing as changing a horse-diaper.

You can train a horse to jump over 5-foot obstacles and win prizes and money.

Horses are warm and fuzzy and smell good. Kids are all skin and they smell like BO or barf. Or both plus smoke.

You can neuter your horses when they're young. No unexpected grandchildren!

No calls from the school about your horse getting in trouble as you doubt your ability to parent.

No complaining from horses about their wardrobe you buy them.

[watchmenning]

do you have an ask? I want to ask you a bunch of things but feel so awkward doing it here >.<

i am not really sure what this message means. i have an ask. you found it. i don't think i understand what you mean please explain i love questions

also don't be afraid to ask me anything go anon there is nothing awkward here i am v open about well. everything.

[peace-ces-of-me]

The horse's favorite reward is the release of the aid. -Leslie Stevenson

[enlightenedignoramus]

[equine-hourglass]

[belleofthesouthernwild-blog]

I hate my paddock boots... the toe is not as nicely shaped as my tall boots

Today I had a great lesson on Pooh!  Whereas before I always was taught to keep my hands up even at the base of the jump, with Pooh, I have to make sure they stay really down.  At the beginning of the lesson I mentioned to Kerry, my trainer, that I wished I could ride at the beginning of my lessons the way I ride at the end ... and I really tried.  That must be why the lesson was so great.  

On a side note: because I've been working out so much, my ankle had NO PROBLEMS.  About half way through my lesson I stopped and thought something seems wrong but then I realized that my ankle wasn't even hurting at all.  Not even sore.  And it didn't hurt the entire ride.  Hard work pays off, I guess.