#equestrian struggles

[argayzi]

i love my lesson horse but if next time he tries to buck again i’m gonna dismount and act as if im mad at him.

[equus-swift]

Someone: Tell me a scary story

Me, an equestrian: A plastic bag

[argayzi]

my form of therapy is going breeches-shopping and “accidentally” buying some knee-high socks that go with your brand new breeches and that overpriced polo t-shirt you couldn’t not buy

[yourbuddykermit]

i am never being the bitch allegations because my coach for when im at home brought cookies to practice 😭

[dreaming-of-spots]

Barn is slowly getting tidied up with the help of @herpkeeper-nick and @crab-master! It's come a looong way (stalls have been stripped, wash stall has been cleaned, aisle has been swept about 15 times) but there's still a little ways to go.

[equestrians-out-of-context-blog]

That's not concentration, that's constipation

- Looking at show pictures

[truepokefan]

Have been training horses for 2 days now after more than 2 months of not being able to ride because of the bad weather. It feels like my abs are being ripped apart and my legs feel like pudding and now I can't get up when I lay down :")

[anotherhorseblog]

Shout out to the horse girls who don't have several pairs of breeches because they wear a size 32R and thus never find sales.