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@argayzi
Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???
Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
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from GAY magazine, 1970.
Batman fucking sucks. Imagine not being able to kill one normal guy dressed as a clown. Your arch nemesis is normal clown guy? You fucking kidding me? Doesn't superman shoot suns out of his cock, and this is the best you can do?
ive been perfect my whole life except one little stint when i was 11
spill. what happened when you were 11
i was 11
who turned them german mid tag ?
how do you know they were transformed midday?
Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?