hey nick i just happened to get down far enough in my dashboard to see your reblogs. i've got a few ideas about just what exactly is in those batterie smuts you've been so kind as to show me. okay now stop me if i'm wrong but there are off fanfictions that include:
zacharie taunting batter about impurity during the Heated Moments
bonus points for zacharie taunting batter with baseball-related pickup lines during the Heated Moments
HUGE bonus points for zacharie saying something along the lines of "that's a great big bat you've got there batter" at ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME
afterwards: "wow. that experience would be worth a lot of credits"
batter the bara and zacharie the shota
batter taking off his baseball cap because it is just getting that serious. alternatively he never takes off the cap because it is his secret sexual weapon. either way the cap is a Big Deal in the land of batterie smut
zacharie making off-handed remarks about npc/player interaction
zacharie chuckles every few seconds because he is a smug little fricknugget
i'm not giving you the satisfaction of 8 things you buttmunch i didn't ask for sudden fanfiction.net off smut why are you doing this to me
