#equiusnepeta

[kinggoshaiii]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh yes i did it

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: buttmaster CAST: Nepeta/Dave, Rose/Nepeta, Nepeta/Equius, Rose/Dave RATING: Explicit WORD COUNT: 8334 ADDITIONAL TAGS: xeno sex, petplay, #incest, created for drone season SUMMARY: "I'm asking you to be my second red quadrant!" Dave grimaced at the treatment of his poor leg, then the words sank in. "Wait, is that allowed?" "It's allowed if I want it to be. I mean, this isn't Alternia. There's no drone season. I'm not filling up buckets or anything for the mother grub. I just like you both in a red kind of way and so why not? You humans have open relationships and stuff. So I can too!" "Hmm, okay, that is fair. A fair point. I just, uh, I don't have to do anything with Rose, right?" "Yes, of course you do. It is a requirement." Dave's collected and cool mask broke into abject panic, at least until Nepeta started laughing to herself. "No. No, you don't have to do anything with Rose, Dave! You're so ridiculous sometimes." rec'd by mahwaha

[astraldeveloper]

for hswc bonus round 4: pint-sized powerhouse trope, with reverse common headcanon meowrails

so, small equius and tall buff nepeta! they have just broken through a wall in order to fight some crimes, probably

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: spockandawe CAST: Jade/Kanaya, Sollux/Rose, Nepeta/Equius, Jane/Dirk, Eridan/Roxy; ensemble cast RATING: G WORD COUNT: 943 ADDITIONAL TAGS: illustrated, pride and prejudice crossover, trollstuck, created for rarepair swap SUMMARY: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single troll in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a quadrant. When the young, rich Sollux Captor moves to Netherfield park, along with his standoffish moirail Kanaya Maryam, they soon become acquainted with the Miss Harleys, particularly Jade Harley and her older sister Rose. EXCERPT: Mr. Captor was good-looking and gentlemanlike: he had a pleasant countenance, and easy, unaffected manners. His siblings were fine trolls, with an air of decided fashion. His brother-in-law, Mr. Makara, merely looked the gentleman; but his moirail, Ms. Maryam, soon drew the attention of the room by her fine, tall person, handsome features, noble mien, and the report, which was in general circulation within five minutes after her entrance, of her having ten thousand a year. rec'd by diatorre

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AUTHOR: buttmaster CAST: Nepeta/Dave, Nepeta♦Equius; Jade, Rose RATING: T WORD COUNT: 4575 ADDITIONAL TAGS: death, created for rarepair swap treats EXCERPT: "Dream interpretation? Really, Dave?" "No, look, this is a good one. So, I was rapping..." "Shocker. I am so shocked. I could power Las Vegas for a week, with how shocked I am." "No, shut up. Just. Stop. But then out of nowhere, this girl appears." "Dave, I am not analyzing your sex dream. Not until it has a guy in it." "This isn't a... you know, forget it. Never mind. You always do this. I just thought you'd want to know and could maybe help. Who else am I going to ask? The stockboy?" "The stockboy could be a wealth of dream interpreting knowledge, Dave. You don't know." "The only things he knows, as far as I can tell, is where to buy the shittiest weed imaginable and everything there is to know about speed metal. I will turn to him if I ever really need to know about Megadeth or want a really unsatisfying high. So, anyway. This girl, she was a catgirl." rec'd by diatorre

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: ChameleonSerket CAST: Terezi/Nepeta, Nepeta♦Equius; Vriska, Sollux, Aradia RATING: G WORD COUNT: 3046 ADDITIONAL TAGS: created for rarepair swap SUMMARY: The events leading up to, during, and after the Team Charge Debacle from another perspective. EXCERPT: As spying goes, Vriska is an easy target for you. It’s easy for you to get a good view into her hive from your balcony. Which was totally an accidental part of your hive design, just by the way. You did absolutely not intend to be able to look into her most private areas of her hive so easily. You take a brief detour to pick up a stack of towels. If you squint you can just see Vriska in her respiteblock. She seems to be in some sort of disgusting lowblooded psychic trance. You never understood how her mind powers were so unusually strong for a troll of her calibre, or why she used them so frequently. She shows such a blatant disregard for her bloodcaste, and then she wonders why you don’t like her. It’s so distasteful. So lewd. So very- you glance down at your palms. They’re sweaty. rec'd by diatorre

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: buttmaster CAST: Feferi/Karkat; Nepeta♦Equius Sollux, Mindfang RATING: T WORD COUNT: 6399 ADDITIONAL TAGS: death, blood, created for rarepair swap SUMMARY: Days later. Karkat was startled by a knock at his door. Will Smith had just welcomed an alien to Earth, or more accurately, Erf, and Karkat grumblingly hit the pause button. He rose and flipped the lock and opened the door up. He deadpanned immediately. "Sollux isn't here. I think he's in the lab." He closed the door again. Well, he would have, if Feferi hasn't shoved a shoe in the doorway so it couldn't close. "I'm not here to see Sollux. I'm here to talk to you." Karkat leaned on the door, trying to force in closed somehow. "No thank you. I don't want any. No solicitors. Please peddle your ass elsewhere." And suddenly he was stumbling backward. Feferi sure was strong for an heiress. Especially when ramming her shoulder against a metal door. "If you scuffed up my shoe I swear I'm going to polish it in your ass, when I kick it straight up there." rec'd by mahwaha

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