#eren talk

[miekasa]

what are your thoughts on eren being submissive in the bedroom 👀

Okay… I am going to try and make this as coherent and articulate as possible, but forgive me if it’s a complete word vomit...

He’s always a little submissive…? just like he’s always a little dominant. The classification for him in my head is bratty dom, which is just to say, that Eren will do what he wants when he wants to, and if what he wants is for you to mess with him or put him in his place, then he’ll get that. But with that, you can do anything you want to him, too. So, he always has a sense of… control? in the situation; but he’s not always “in charge” when it happens. (And even when he is, he’s very adamant that everything he does is for you, to please you; always insists that no matter what, you fucked him, and that he’s your boyfriend, so it’s on him to treat you right). 

So, when he messes with you, and bothers you, and does things that make you wanna grab his face and tell him to shutup and stop being so annoying, he knows what he’s doing. He’s hoping you’ll yell at him. He somewhat gets off on it—at you getting angry at him, and at the humiliation of being called out. It’s a fine line he’s walking, but that’s what makes it fun. He’s kind of rough by habit, so he likes it when you snap and you’re rough with him, too.

All that aside, he’s also got this thing about being… owned ? by you. Ironically, there’s a sense of freedom, and security, in knowing that you’re his. So, he likes it when you do things to show that you’re just the slightest bit possessive over him; and if he has to annoy it out of you, then so be it. He wants you to leave hickeys on his neck, wants you to scratch at his back, and hit him when he’s embarrassing you in public, wants you to grab his shirt and tell him off for being too close to the guy who has a crush on him; wants you to show that you want him, because he’ll show you how bad he wants you, too.

[miekasa]

LMAOOOO I FOUND THIS !! It took so long to find bc you put all the good stuff in the tags 😭😭 I kept scrolling past it lol

Also, if you ever wanna tell us what happens next, i’m ready 😌

OH THAT!!! Hehe... forgot I said all that in the tags tbh I probably blacked out just thinking about it 🤒🤒but yeah we can talk more about that

Eren and Mikasa are together, yeah, but they both agree they have a thing for you... and it’s not cheating if they both agree they want you right? They’re willing to share, but if you only like one of them, then so be it... they just have to figure out which one of them you’re into...

Eren is doing most of the flirting, and it’s cute to watch—to watch how badly her boyfriend wants you, watch how you shake your head and snap yourself out it when you find yourself falling for his charm because she’s right there. You probably feel guilty, poor thing, thinking you’re awful for falling for someone else’s boyfriend... but Mikasa loves it, loves how easy you are to tease, loves how you must be thinking about her to pull away from Eren, loves the way you look next to him, could watch it all day. 

She does wish she had Eren’s charm tho, because sometimes she thinks you might be into him because she’s nowhere near as flirty with you. Eren’s the one to correct her tho, all while he’s fucking her too. “She—fuck—she likes you, too, Miki,” Eren whines, biting hickeys in-between his words, trying to distract himself from the orgasm tightening in his balls, “’S got fucking hearts in her eyes when she looks at you. You—you too, you know? When you watch her, you both look so fucken pretty.” 

Leaves her gasping, Mikasa’s eyes screwing shut; it’s too much, Eren fucking her to the point of tears, the image of you between her and him. You would be so good with them, so good for them, it’s driving them insane not to have you. The both of them are moaning your name when they cum, spilling their fantasies about you to each other, and wishing you were there to hear them, to make them come true. 

[miekasa]

I am Late, but breeding kink…is more of a messy sex kink for me. It’s just very hot to make someone lose it and you lose your mind as well, no thoughts, head empty, just…messy sex <2

openly stares at you dripping on the way to the shower and groans “that’s hot” and are absolute dogs about it - Eren and Connie

makes sure you’re on birth control, passes you a tissue, and is a whole smug gentleman about it - Jean

panics because he forgot you told him you’re on birth control but then is all smug and taunting you being all fucked out and dripping once he’s reminded that you did take your pill - Porco, maybe Reiner

gets flustered and turned on at the same time and then showers with you - Armin probably

…can lead to another round, he fucks you and will run his mouth about you being so slick with the both of you. cleans you up because you’re a wet noodle after. come morning, there will absolutely be a plan b on the breakfast table waiting for you - Levi

I have been sitting here thinking about the first point for so long because you’re so fucking right about Eren and Connie…. idk whats so hot about them just being in awe of it being so messy, just watching their own cum drip out of you but yeah…. yeah

Jean doesn’t wanna admit he likes it but when you suggest it for the first time he all but jumps on you he’s so fucking feral the entire time, it’s almost unlike him. Literally takes the post nut clarity for him to go back to being a gentleman about things and even then he needs like 10 mins where he’s just laying on top of you in bliss. Almost doesn’t wanna pull out after. Completely slumped till he realizes he’s gotta take care of you; then somehow gains the energy to tease you for being fucked out.

Why can I see Porco panicking so very clearly until you’re like “Pock do you think I’d let you hit it raw if I wasn’t on birth control 🤨” and that’s why he throws the towel at your face first. Reiner panics a bit too but when he remembers he relaxes, is literally covering you in kisses and thanking you talk about pussy worship, that boy is so beyond grateful lmfao

Feel like Armin knows he shouldn’t panic because you’ve been as safe as possible but you guys are usually so careful, he can’t help but worry. But… there’s just a smallest, teeny tiniest part of his brain that’s like “We’d have pretty kids together,” and he literally slaps himself on the way to the bathroom—red from embarrassment and his own cheek hitting his hand—because this is not the time. Absolutely not the time.

Levi likes it messy so he’s no stranger to spit and cum being smeared over your pussy during sex, but something in him definitely snaps when he watches his cum leak out of you for the first time. Definitely leads to another round, runs his mouth about how you’re so sloppy, can’t keep it together, how he’s gonna make sure you take everything n clean it up if you don’t. It takes all his strength to get up the following morning—and even so, he gets up late (10:30 by his standards) because you really knocked him the fuck out last night—but he, of course, still finds time to prepare breakfast and meds for you before you’re up.

[miekasa]

Eren sends you videos of him nutting and makes finger hearts at the end of it

STOP IT. Makes a half heart with his fingers and expects you to send a pic back to complete it. You can hear his little shit giggle at the end of the video right before it cuts off too bye

[miekasa]

can we have more erejean brainrot thoughts pls 😞

I want them both so bad I am so stupid in love with the two of them they are the idiots of my dreams…

Eren’s a masochist, but he’s also a sadist, always trying to show Jean that you’re not the angel he makes you out to be, always trying to get Jean to break you too. At this point, everything is blurry, with Eren’s hands groping at your tits and Jean’s fingers knuckle deep in your cunt, bordering on your third consecutive orgasm. It’s hard to keep track of everything, their voices synthesize into one, and you can hardly tell whether it’s Jean telling you how good you are, or Eren nipping at your neck. And when they lean over you to kiss each other, they practically become one in your vision. You can hardly think with the way their tongues flash in front of you and their lips turn red from bruised kissing.

It’s Eren that pulls away with a stupid, cocky grin on his lips, bringing two of his fingers up to Jean’s mouth to coat them in the remnants of their spit from their sloppy kisses. Your eyes screw shut, but only briefly, because Jean uses his free hand to turn your head towards him, demands you, “Open you eyes, pretty girl, wanna see you when you cum. You’re gonna cum for me, right?” fingers relentlessly thrusting in and out of your pussy.

Your eyes just barely flutter open, but your response gets caught in your throat when you feel Eren’s slick fingers rubbing at your clit, and an incoherent whine is all you can voice, “Yea—fuck, Eren.”

It’s not your fault that you moan his name, but Jean is obviously in the mood to play, scissoring his fingers inside of you and tightening his grip on the back of your head, forcing your attention on him long enough for you to see his sly grin, eyes piercing into yours, lips ghosting over yours in gentle contrast to his and Eren’s hands. “I’m Jean baby,” he’s smiling but you swear it’s Eren’s laughter you hear behind you, “Got you so dumb you forgot our names? S’okay, we’ll make you remember.” 

[miekasa]

lazy sex with eren in pajama <3 he would just put it down enough so he can be inside of you with you on top bye

Oh yeah you’re right. But I also propose both of you laying on your side and he’s got one arm draped over your stomach, pulling you closer; he only moves it to hike you leg up a bit. He’s got his head in your neck just barely nibbling on your skin as he fucks you lazily. You’re both kinda just moving with each other, in a slow but uniform rhythm. He could cum like that, but he also wouldn’t mind slowing down and staying inside of you for a bit. You’re so warm and you squeeze him so good and your skin smells so good, he could stay like that for a while.

[miekasa]

i need eren to [redacted] me till i cry. i also wanna cuddle after. i also want him to feed me ice cream, while i kiss his nose and forehead and eyelids TM. and then we sleep. speaking of, eren holds your boob in his hand while you sleep, like just puts his hand in your shirt and holds you tiddy. he calls your tiddies stress balls. i love him your honor.

-eyelid kisses anon

STRESS BALLS 😭😭 you’re right (and if I may, this is also a habit (?) I would extend to Jeanathan as well), tho I must say I think Eren would also do this (maybe more so) to your ass. Just stand there and squeeze. You could be chilling? Squeeze; Cooking? Lightly groping; Sleeping? Gentle caressing (maybe squeezing too).

Eren is honestly just kinda handsy. He’s got areas he likes to be handsy with more than others, but if they’re out of reach, he’ll settle for just running his hands along your arms, or drumming this fingers on your sides, or squishing your cheeks together. As long as his hands are on you, he’s content. Or his mouth—and by that, I mean biting serves as a substitute for touching, but more often than not, they’re a package deal with him <22

He would most definitely fuck you until you cry if you ask <3 and he’ll get you ice cream afterwards tho it might a little melted because his attention span is tiny and he got distracted by chips and drinks, but he was only looking for your favorite flavor, so he deserves some credit. He also stopped to get more condoms because yeah he’s a little bit of a himbo, but he knows how to think ahead, and he’s got lots more in store for you <33

[miekasa]

um, is, by any chance... Eren one of those? bjsdhhd i normally wouldn't find that attractive but for eren that gave me butterflies idk why HELP

is it... him and porco perhaps?

YESSIRRR he is, and he’s kinda mean with it/about it. Will not elaborate, I’ll let you imagine for yourself <22 and yes I was thinking Porco, too 😌

Eren... is somehow both mean and having fun with it? Think he’d be perfectly happy with watching you use a dildo on yourself, so long as you do what he says. You’re playing with yourself, but he controls the pace; he controls how fast and how hard; when or if you get to cum. He’s got a thing for getting it obscenely wet too, making you stick your tongue all the way out and very slowly thrusting and turning it to coat it in your spit. He’d probably smile at you, too, fascinated, and tell you to be good and then maybe he’ll fuck you after.

If you thought Eren was gonna be mean then it’s nothing compared to him—though I could argue he’s not just mean, but rough too. Fucking your mouth with it while spitting insults in your face, making you suck the dildo while he fucks you, grunting something about how you should just “Take it, you’re the one who wanted two cocks at once, right?” He’ll slap your face with it, make you spit on it, just to tease your pussy with it but never quite put it in all the way, spit on it himself and then do it all over again. Whether or not he actually fucks you with it depends; but I think he’d be perfectly content to just treat it and you like toys.

Last candidate is Jean, actually, though this comes in a very specific scenario for him in my head: you’re something like friends with benefits, except you never have actual intercourse, something about it being “too much” and how it would be “crossing a line”— your words, not Jean’s. You tell him you’d let him fuck you with one of your toys, and he obliges, only because he intends on showing you just how ridiculous you sound. It’s a lewd sight, because he’d lay down completely flat between your legs, casually and almost lazily sucking on the dildo, asking you questions he already knows the answer to—“So, I can fuck you with this, just not my actual dick, right?” And he treats the whole thing like a test of sorts; very willing to prove to you that you should let him fuck you for real.