#eri.exe

[puppetboy-willard]

i find the difference between my 2 fictionkins and why i kin with them mildly amusing i kin willard because our greatest trauma's and how we reacted to them are eerily similar and watching his source gives me an eerie mix of calm and extreme distress. i kin eri because were both autistic cinephiles...

[puppetboy-willard]

wait i wanted to mention this here a few days ago but i forgor i also kin eri from sayonara eri. the feeling is not as strong as willard but she is still very similar to me and she evokes that same "ahh thats me!" feeling willard gives off

[maxemilianverstappen]

babe do you read lestappen fics? if yes do you have some recs?

Unfortunately, I don't read lestappen fics, or any other ship for that matter.

[maxemilianverstappen]

Seb was messy as fuck for “is he pretty?” question, Charles really was in middle of crisis “ i am maaaaaaan😅☺️🫣”. I rarely heard people describe men beauty with “pretty”, usually they go with handsome or good looking. I also could see Max easily admit and even more when it comes to appearance of his friends on grid(Daniel, Lando, Checo) or anyone else at this point but with Charles it would be like “well he isn’t Shrek, is he?” but maybe i just underestimate him

Funny thing is Seb used to be such a No Homo guy in the past. Flirting with everything walking on two legs, but no homo. What's bromance, I don't know him... And then he went ahead and started calling people handsome on live tv (kimi, lewis) and asking his guy colleague if he finds Maxie pretty 🤣 Proof that every guy has his moment of finding the light eventually.

In that video, if only they didn't have their masks and shades. I am quite sure Seb was impishly grinning at Charles's panic and thinking, "Aww... I am a man, huh? Well, been there and used to panic like this, too 😏."

Also, pretty is such a nice term, which sounds a bit more gender inclusive and cute to me for some reason, so I like using it to describe good looking people, too.

Charles, desiring to be complimented by Max: "Maxie, do you think I am handsome?"

Max, with a little annoyed face: "Well, you aren't Shrek, are you?"

Max, again, acting completely serious: "No offense to Shrek, tho."

Charles, standing up ominously slowly without breaking eye contact.

"What are you doing, Charlie?"

"Trying to determine from which distance to body launch myself onto you to deal optimum damage, preferably death."

Max tries to get away, laughing his ass off.

[maxemilianverstappen]

a question for you-we all remember Charles panic when Seb asked him if Max is pretty. Let’s pretend Max in the same situation. If Checo, for example, asks Max “is Charles pretty/handsome/good looking man?”, would he calmly admit it? Ngl, I stole that comment from some TikTok and it’s sound interesting.

He would admit Charles is pretty/handsome with a straight face in a single breath (i hope they play a game like that just for all the gaychicken content).

Wasn't he asked a question about some other guy(not an f1 driver), and he answered as if they asked him if he considered he guy as a date option, lol. I am sure someone reading this will remember it.

I even wrote a scene in which he tells this straight to Charles's face only for Charles to turn him down, lol.

So, yes, while Charles acted like there was a cucumber shoved up in his ass when it came to admitting that Max is handsome (that was a remarkable instance of gay panic 🤣), Max would just go on a soliloquy about how handsome Charles is on live tv.

[maxemilianverstappen]

“I wouldn't talk to Charles ever again” “thoughtless” “fuck you charles learn to do better cheap whore”

I’m sorry maybe this is just me reading this as being harder than it was meant (reading tone online isn’t really my forte)

..but like isn’t secret santa supposed to be for the funsies and the content? I know some sometimes gives really personal expensive gifts (and I agree Charles’ wasn’t exactly that) but so many are also cheap gag gifts for fun or just something generic

I truly don’t think Zhou would hold a grudge for this, I mean they’ve know each other since their prema days

You certainly read it harder than I meant. I like Charles. And as I said before 80% of what I write on here is me shitposting or joking like Lando.

It is just the gift is so thoughtless and given as a very trivial gag that it was very meeeeh. I never said a gift should be expensive, lol. These people earn a shitton of money, they can buy themselves their own expensive gifts. The "cheap" there is about coming off a bit uncaring. I know they are old acquaintances, and Zhou possibly shrugged it off in ten minutes.

I just expressed my personal disappointment in seeing that.

[maxemilianverstappen]

Interesting how Max and Charles both have the same sense of humour and their gift are really similar but Max gift was actually thoughtful and Charles one was the most generic, “whatever” gift, even for Santa. And you would think it’s the opposite at first glance😺

Max is always thoughtful. From the moment I have been watching him, I've only seen a few instances of impulsiveness from him. And he is also always himself. He never disappoints or falls short of the expectation. He might be plain according to some, but stable is good. That's why he is my favorite.

[maxemilianverstappen]

I’m sorry if I spoiled it for you😭😭😭. There are teaser, Max got Bottas but we don’t know who got Daniel, Lando, Logan and Charles I believe . Yeas, I guess they play fair lol bc most of pairs that year are very random and bland, I’m not really excited anymore:( I don’t think them put up some popular duos together would be bad tbh. I’m only excited for Alonso-Charles and wonder who got Lando

İt is alright. It has been out for more than 6 hours anyway. I am not around very much lately, so I learn news pretty later on.

It really sounds bland, as you said. They could have rigged it a bit for certain drivers to spice up things.

Missed opportunity 😕