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Part 3 of silly Homestuck headcanons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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For no particular reason, I decided to make a list of all the Homestuck characters and the cards that Rosali has drawn for them during Tarot sessions in the Shadowblood AU xD Please note that this will be updated whenever I write another scene involving Rosali having another Tarot session with one of the characters

John- The Sun, The Fool, The Tower

Rose- The Hermit, The Magician, The Queen Of Swords

Dave- The Emperor, The Moon, The Four Of Wands

Jade- The Sun, Strength, The Star

Lisa- The Hierophant, The Star, Death

Karkat- The Moon, The Emperor, The Wheel Of Fortune, The High Priestess, Strength, The Star

Aradia- The Hermit, The Hanged Man, Temperance

Tavros- The Sun, Judgement, Death (has had Death drawn twice for him)

Sollux- Three Of Swords, The Lovers, The Two Of Cups

Nepeta- The Lovers, The World

Kanaya- Temperance, The Eight Of Swords, The Nine Of Cups, The Empress

Terezi- The Ten Of Swords, The Hierophant, Justice

Vriska- The Star, The Chariot, The Devil

Equius- The Devil

Gamzee- The Devil, The Lovers, The Tower

Eridan- The Fool, The High Priestess, The Hermit, Death (has had Death drawn twice for him)

Feferi- Judgement, The Queen Of Cups, The Empress

Jane- Judgement, The Lovers, The Empress

Roxy- The Five Of Cups, The Devil, Strength

Jake- The Hermit, The Fool, The Star

Dirk- The Five Of Cups, Ace Of Cups, The Hanged Man

Eric- The Five Of Cups, The Devil, The Ten Of Swords

(( Obviously this isn't canon to the Shadowblood AU, this incorrect quote just felt perfect when you compare how terrifying Eric is to the Canon Alpha kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ))

Caliborn; You're TOO LATE, Super Dorks! You'll never stop me now!

Jane: That's where you're wrong, evil doer! We will stop you! With the powers of.....

Jake: Friendship!

Roxy and Dirk: Harmony!

Eric;*holding his chainsaw, already covered in blood with a dead look in his eyes* Incredible violence.......

Jane; And love!

Caliborn;*now scared for his life* Ah..... I- I see you have a new member, Super Dorks..... Prepare for battle--

*5 minutes later*

Jane: Wow, guys! ^v^ We're doing amazing, lately!

*Meanwhile, no one seems to be paying attention to Caliborn's agonized screams as Eric mutilates him with his chainsaw, after gouging his eyes out and pulling out some of his teeth with pliers*

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Rosali:*sitting in a chair, reading a book, a lost look in her eyes*........*she glances up for a moment, and it is here that she realizes she has an audience, those being the readers* !!!!!!! Oh, *closes her book and places it in her lap* Its you...... Hello, everyone..... goodness..... where to even start?...... Well, first, thank you to those of you who have kept up with our story for this long thus far. There's...... well, much more has yet to unfold, and we truly hope you'll stick around for it. Thank you also to those of you who have sent us questions pertaining to our story. It's always a pleasure to answer your curiosities and fill in whatever blanks there may be, and we hope to hear more questions from you all soon....... Oh. You must be wondering what this is about and why I am speaking to all of you now..... breaking the 4th wall, as the saying goes. Well........ as you may have already guessed, at least those of you who have kept up with us for some time, things are....... well..... escalating very quickly in our story, to say the least...... I'm...... told we might be meeting 13 very interesting spirits in the dream bubbles very soon......... but, also........ with everything currently happening with Jane Crocker and her friends, its about time soon that I send them those spiritual guides they will need during their Sburb session...... With that in mind, well..... *pauses*...... Depending on how much you have read, you may have already guessed by now what sort of spirits they will be.......... *looks to her Tarot deck next to her*....... Its impossible to do an accurate Tarot reading without a complete set........ so........ I'm afraid soon, the time for determining the future through Tarot will be over....... when that happens, we will just have to leave our fates in Mother Alternia's hands....... I can only pray that whatever happens, we all continue to survive until the very end...... But....... Lets just get to the main point. I've given readings to many of my friends over the last year, but, there are still those who's Tarot sessions you haven't gotten to see yet. So, before we meet those mysterious 13 spirits, you will get to see me do a Tarot reading for the remaining players who haven't gotten their readings shown yet. The kicker is, you all will get to decide who's reading will be shown first. Normally, these type of polls last a week, but..... we don't want to keep you waiting for so long to meet these 13 spirits, we understand some of them are "fan favorites"..... so, you all only have a day to answer these polls. With that..... vote away, have fun....... and....... *sighs, looking down, looking down at the scar on her arm where she was carved on The Land Of Shadows and Pain*......... Mother Alternia watch over us.........

Who's Tarot reading would you like to see first?

Sollux Captor

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi Pyrope

Gamzee Makara

Feferi Peixes

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Jake English

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider