Imagine Jack’s been playing in the NHL 10 years and Bitty organizes a surprise party to celebrate, and Jack gets ready thinking they’re just going out for a regular date night dinner so he comes down in dressed in a Samwell t-shirt and shorts and is putting on his yellow runners when Bitty ruins the whole surprise to make him go change into something nice because “so help me god Jack Zimmermann, 12 years later and those sneakers are still an eyesore.”


















