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And then it was dinnertime. First an ovendish with a big portion of molten cheese, and then cheesecake. It's as if mom wanted to distract me from the dumb "Need to lose weight" thoughts by deliberately using my favourites.

"Do you want seconds?" she asked as the cherry on top of the cherry cheesecake. "Yes, please-" "You sure?" uncle Alexander interrupted, "Soon you'll burst out of that sweet little doll's jacket. Confused the boy's section for the naïve dumb girls section?"

My cousin almost choked due to his giggling, while uncle Alex had a crooked grin. I spontaneously put down my fork, realizing my pants were a bit tight after the deliciousness. I suddenly couldn't wait until I had figured out the hungerspell.

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Character sheet - Eric Pistache

At odds with the modern world & himself

Full name: Eric Pistache

Place of birth: Moonlight Falls

Date of birth: 22nd of november 67

Current age: 36

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: he/him

Parents: Alice Pistache, Alexander Nix

Siblings: Conall, George and Thomas (brothers), Demi (Halfsister)

Spouse: Currently has a townie boyfriend after some 20 years of obligating himself of only looking at girls, owing someone apologies lol.

Amount of steady relationships: The above is very new

Children: none

Relevant chapters: Appears/gets a mention every 10 chapters or so, was "on screen" regularly as a toddler

Occult: Human, but witch, werewolf & elf ancestry

Status: Having big dreams, but not blessed with amazing skill or magic. Just winging it with smooth talking and digging up alternative ways to get what he wants.

Life time wish: Celebrity psychic (kinda random)

Traits: Easily impressed, Grumpy, Perceptive, Schmoozer, Slob

Favourites: Autumn salad, Lime, Dark wave

Biography

Eric was supposed to be promising. The wizard son Alice wanted, but it couldn't be. He just was there, trying to be careful around his slightly chaotic family - avoiding powerblasts from his mom teaching his halfsister, and keeping an eye on his older brother during full moon. Always there, never anyone's true focus.

Instead he just... Did his thing. Getting into niche hobbies, getting through school pretty seamlessly. He developed his own interests and personality, but can't help but search for more appreciation, trying to adhere to expectations, but that doesn't actually help anyway.

Sometimes he wishes he could just timetravel. When he goes back in time, then he'd be regarded as great, being able to predict the future and sell impressive knicknacks.

Fun fact: He has been adopted by @danjaley, but any plans involving him are far in the future.

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"Eric what are the adults talking about?" I heard George ask. The silence was broken. "Oh, just Flo wanting to be special again and dad comments on it and our aunts didn't like it. You know dad, always being so hypocritical and judgy about our hobbies and interests. As if I could do anything more interesting as a magicless loser." "Oh. Ok."

Even though I couldn't stand him, hearing my cousin talk negatively about himself made my bucket overflow. I faked a smile to try and lighten the mood. "I am sure it was a joke and besides, tastes differ…Right?" "Yes indeed," Alex nodded. "Come George, get Thomas, I'll quickly finish this cake and then we can go play videogames," I added on. George lit up, but not for long.

"Flo, wait a sec - Do you have Messerli for history?" Eric Interrupted. "Euhm, yes, why?" "It's just…Due to me our family has a great reputation in her class. Don't let your…Floness ruin it please, you don't want George and Thomas to suffer in her class in a couple years, right?" I- I- What did he mean with that? And not a minute ago I had felt for him… I put down my fork and looked the other side. "Come on George."

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Fortunately Auntie Alice got between us. "Alex, don't be such an ass and let the kid eat what he wants, he's a growing and an athlete." Defence from an unexpected source, but very welcome. I peacefully was about to start my second piece of cake.

"What? I"m just hoping George and Thomas won't wear such stuff while they still live with us. I mean for Eric it's too late with his re-enactment BS. But oh well, what do you expect with those moms..."

Immediately a pair of green and a pair of bright blue eyes were shooting bullets at him. "That was a joke right? You're just joking a lot?" Uncle Alexander laughed, but not because it was indeed a joke. "Oh, mother of the year is going to teach me?" By the way they stared each other down, history could be brought up any moment. History's result got away from the scene asap, while the atmosphere got more and more tense.

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@aisakalegacy for the askgames (I love askgames 😭)

💕 for Eric

💕 = What are your muse’s thoughts on parenting and being a parent even if they aren’t one?

His parents are Alice & Alexander. Alice wanted wizards, and Alex is known to switch from all nice good guy ™ to vengeful within seconds, with regular explosions on top of it. He saw first hand as a little kid how is older brother wasn't treated the best by his mom, there's the weird situation with his halfsister-cousin Demi, and when he was 15 he got a new little brother out of nowhere. To him, parenting and being nice parents is hard and messy and he doesn't want to be like his dad. But maybe with the right woman, he can see himself raise his own family.