#erich problems

[ice-nix]

I wish I knew what to do when your friend’s husband is convinced you’re sleeping with her. I don’t even care if he hates me but I wish he’d stop treating her with suspicious when she hasn’t done anything.

[ice-nix]

I’m sick and I asked my girlfriend to bring me the ramen that was on the stove. She got mock indignant and said, “Fine, I’ll bring you ramen, like the Ramen Sultan you want to be.”

I have never been called this before. A Ramen Sultan. Someone please draw this.