#erilog

[tatougunarchy]

ERIDAN: *lounging on his bed is something that he should stop doing. he should really stop doing it. he looks up at the knock and gets up to answer the door.* oh hey

ROXY: howdy ho *waves one hand in a spongebob!rainbow gesture, before holding it out to him, clearly beckoning to let her drop something into his hands* heres those rings

ROXY: only semi bad news i got is i couldnt get a hold of jade aaaaand i dont know what feffa did with hers

ROXY: but theres 18 there

ERIDAN: *holds out his hands for the dropping*

ERIDAN: thats great anywway

ERIDAN: thank you

ROXY: no prob:3 u guys figure out how many u need yet???

ERIDAN: uhh not yet no

ERIDAN: but any contribution helps

ROXY: maybe u can find out more by goin into a game? like

ROXY: we figured out urn temple boots u after u get 16

ROXY: and thats w/ four players

ROXY: it could change? but if u go in there just be mindful of the frothy monkeys they might be why we only get fruit 2 eat

ROXY: to make us more tantalizing B[[[[[[[

ERIDAN: yes all that fruit really makes frothy monkeys wwant to consume you and your fruity insides

ROXY: and thus i hope u heed my warning

ROXY: if u play anything let me know how it goes?

ERIDAN: yeah i wwill

ERIDAN: thanks for you knoww

ERIDAN: the rings and the wwarnin

ROXY: cool cool *thumbs up* no prob buddy swhat im here for

ROXY: ill let u do w/e it is u were doin

ERIDAN: good luck doin wwhatevver youre gonna be doin

ROXY: gracias senor

ROXY: later *two finger salute*

ERIDAN: *nods as a goodbye bc he has hands full of rings*

ERIDAN: *but also uses his hands to shut the door*

ERIDAN: *A Mystery*

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ERIDAN: *knock knock, who's there, eridan, eridan who, eridan the dumbhead who rly needs you to answer the door maybe*

ROXY: *After the visit with Feferi and Nepeta, Roxy had taken to fiddling with her computer again to try and crack it, only to run into the same mysterious roadblock that spammed Sollux with selfies and a laughing soundfile. At the knocks, she turns quickly and gets up to answer the door, pushing her hair from her face.*

ROXY: o hey

ERIDAN: hey

ROXY: whaddup??

ERIDAN: ivve got your brush clean as a wwhistle

ROXY: ooo goody

ERIDAN: *pulls it out of his sylladex to give it to her*

ERIDAN: and ivve got a favvor to ask

ERIDAN: if youd be so kind as to do it

ROXY: thank ya very muchly *nods and takes the brush back, tilting her head* well you gotta tell me what it is first

ROXY: thats how favors work

ERIDAN: can wwe talk inside then

ROXY: sure thing *steps aside to let him into the room, eyebrow quirking curiously as she closes the door behind him*

ERIDAN: *stands slightly awkwardly rather than sit on the bed, as that's a little too familiar an action for him to be entirely comfortable with* wwell

ERIDAN: wwe wwould appreciate your help if you convvinced your strider to hand ovver his rings

ERIDAN: wwell

ERIDAN: convvince your fucked up clutch to hand ovver their rings

ERIDAN: but your striders got the most

ERIDAN: so hes top priority

ROXY: oooooo *crosses her arms, nodding* yeah i was talkin to fef about the rings last night i figure theyre worth somethin

ROXY: u think we can get ppls limbs and stuff back with them??

ERIDAN: yeah wwe think theyre some kinda currency

ERIDAN: vvris wwants to play for aradia back so first she needs to be

ERIDAN: you knoww

ERIDAN: wwhole

ROXY: *nods, holding up her hand to waggle her fingers and show off the three she had.* ill keep hold of mine rn while i convince him just cuz i think if he feels like hes givin them to me itll be a lil easier

ROXY: but once i grab em all i can bring them to you guys

ERIDAN: alright thanks

ERIDAN: *that was, well, easier than he thought.*

ROXY: *Roxy is a decently agreeable person bruh*

ROXY: anythin else??

ERIDAN: *tries to think* uh

ERIDAN: do you got any newws of wwhat anybody else is doin

ROXY: *She purses her lips, shrugging her shoulders* no nothing really

ERIDAN: alright

ERIDAN: i think thats about it then

ROXY: ok cool cool

ROXY: ill go pop in on dirk

ERIDAN: okay thanks

ROXY: *steps over to the door to open it and let him outside first*

ERIDAN: *gooooes*

ROXY: *end scene*

[tatougunarchy]

ERIDAN: *knock knock, who's there, eridan, eridan who, eridone with this brush you can have it back now*

ROXY: *She had gone back to her room after resting with Jane for a while, long enough to feel a little better, and the knock at her door surprises her a bit.* im comin im comin *she is playing up the grandma thing in her mind just for funsies lets be real here*

ROXY: *she answers the door after just a minute* o hey

ROXY: done brushin ur gfs hair

ERIDAN: yes

ERIDAN: *opens his sylladex and gets the brush out to hand to her*

ERIDAN: thanks for lettin us borroww it

ROXY: *roxy thinks nothing of this* no problem *shuffles forward to take it. Her hand is kind of scratched/red*

ROXY: that took forever tho she isnt half bald now is she

ERIDAN: nah

ERIDAN: i helped a human wwith her hair too so thats wwhy

ROXY: right right

ERIDAN: *eyes her hand as he passes the brush to her* wwhat happened to you

ROXY: so you ARE fancy guillermooooh *looks at her hand, too, turning it before shrugging* lil spat

ROXY: my bed wont be gettin eaten tonight thats for sure

ERIDAN: *he wont even ask what the fuck "fancy guillermo" means*

ROXY: *she doesn't even know tbh*

ERIDAN: you fought gam

ERIDAN: *question mark*

ROXY: mebe

ROXY: i hate to inform u of this but i think ur pal might be kinda sick in the head

ERIDAN: wwevve knowwn that all along

ERIDAN: wwhatd he do

ERIDAN: did he try and eat your hair

ROXY: no omg does he eat hair too!?

ERIDAN: uh

ERIDAN: thats a question for kar

ROXY: my concern levels just shot thru the roof

ROXY: but no i just went to show him the board and he flipped the fuck out on me when he saw his intel

ERIDAN: oh

ERIDAN: yeah

ERIDAN: it mightvve been smarter to back the fuck awway

ERIDAN: his aspect is rage so

ERIDAN: *shrugs a bit uncomfortably*

ROXY: yeah im realizin that now *rubs at her stomach unconsciously* i aint worried for now anyway

ROXY: hes in a better place

ERIDAN: wwhat

ERIDAN: you killed him

ERIDAN: *question mark*

ROXY: nooooot quite???

ERIDAN: *looks at her*

ROXY: i lured him into a portal upstairs

ERIDAN: *like What the heck*

ROXY: he was chasin me what was i sposed to do

ERIDAN: fuck

ERIDAN: alright

ERIDAN: so hes trapped in a portal

ROXY: >.<

ROXY: he is hoeing corn with the best of them

ROXY: hopefully

ERIDAN: thank god

ERIDAN: that means he cant do shit to the rest of us

ERIDAN: maybe the corn wwill get him to calm dowwn

ERIDAN: thanks for dealin wwith him so thoroughly

ROXY: lets hope he doesnt try to murderlate the corn too yeah

ERIDAN: if he does it wwont be harmin nobody

ROXY: yeah but then what good is puttin him in a time out if he just keeps murderlatin thingss

ERIDAN: hell get tired of it evventually

ERIDAN: hopefully

ROXY: does he have ANY friends that can keep an eye on him if he ever gets outta there

ERIDAN: not that i knoww of

ERIDAN: he fucked ovver his friends from wwhat i understand

ERIDAN: wwell

ERIDAN: he fucked evveryone ovver to be more accurate

ROXY: *puffs up her cheeks before sighing and imitating that one old lady* honey weve got a big storm comin

ROXY: ughh yeah i knew a lil bit of that

ROXY: i guess i was tryna include everybody anyway?

ERIDAN: wwell next time wwe wwanna tell him somethin itd probably be a good idea to havve it be a group effort rather than goin solo

ROXY: ill keep that in mind yea

ROXY: btw tho

ROXY: he did tell me some stuff that was kinda confusin could u clarify for me

ERIDAN: sure

ROXY: we was lookin at the special collumn on the board before

ROXY: he told me some of ur friends have cool powers and he wasnt too clear on a couple of em but namely his own

ROXY: hes got a 7

ROXY: whats his 'special' deal u think

ERIDAN: uh

ERIDAN: wwe nevver really kneww actually

ROXY: thats rly disconcerting

ERIDAN: he dealt the harshest bloww to our black king

ERIDAN: nevver kneww howw

ERIDAN: wwe thought he wwas damn near harmless up until then

ERIDAN: leastwways i did

ROXY: dangarang

ROXY: theres a couple ppl on there got numbers he didnt touch on tho

ROXY: i dont remember their names hold on

ERIDAN: i can guess them

ERIDAN: vvris sol ara and tavv

ERIDAN: am i right

ROXY: *gonna try to NOT limp to the board but she isn't embarrassed about it so* yeah them but theres like 2 more

ERIDAN: hm *offers her his arm to steady herself. he can walk u there rox*

ROXY: *baww what a gentleman. she was gonna make it, silly, but for the sake of being POLITE she will take this arm. (thank)*

ROXY: *she points to terezi and kanaya when they get there*

ERIDAN: kan im assumin cause shes a jadeblood

ROXY: and that means

ERIDAN: trolls typically cant wwithstand sunlight

ERIDAN: she fuckin lovves it

ROXY: ooooo

ERIDAN: im not quite sure about ter though

ROXY: hmm

ERIDAN: maybe cause she can still kinda see although shes blind

ROXY: o:

ERIDAN: she licks and smells things somethin fierce

ERIDAN: its disgustin

ROXY: thats so cool omfg

ERIDAN: i guess

ROXY: she offered to play for ur one friend *looks at aradia's stats* gremlin guy said she had death powers??

ERIDAN: she hears the vvoices of the dead

ERIDAN: maybe control them a little

ERIDAN: i knoww she did that to vvris

ROXY: she what

ERIDAN: vvris fucked her ovver and ara sent ghosts ovver to fuck her up

ROXY: yikes no thank u

ROXY: yall are cray u realize that right

ROXY: u say this all so casually

ERIDAN: *shrugs* you humans are just wweak minded

ROXY: hey we aint weak minded

ERIDAN: okay fine

ERIDAN: youre a product of your envvironment just like wwe wwere

ROXY: yea

ERIDAN: wwe cant exactly be flowwer smellin wusses wwhen wwevve got galaxies to conquer

ROXY: *wrinkles her nose*

ROXY: got that

ERIDAN: right

ERIDAN: did he explain anyones powwers or do i gotta explain all of em

ROXY: *looks back at the board and sighs* no i think i got the rest

ERIDAN: alright

ROXY: animals laser eyes and mmmmmind control?

ROXY: *geck face*

ERIDAN: yep

ERIDAN: *is not going to defend vriska's mind control, sorry vriska*

ROXY: *vriska badger dont care*

ROXY: still leaves the TRUTH about creepy bed eater smh *looks at the keyboard to see if he damaged it earlier* when do u think ppl are gonna really start playin

ROXY: im assumin once they see the one guys gone theyre all gonna scramble

ERIDAN: yeah

ERIDAN: theyre gonna wwant to jump into the game real quick

ROXY: hope they aint gonna be fightin over who plays what too much

ERIDAN: at least wwe knoww wwhos gonna go in to savve ara

ROXY: fef and the blind girl

ROXY: who else volunteered??

ERIDAN: vvris and sol and eq wwanna be part of it

ERIDAN: but just betwween you and me

ERIDAN: i figure sol and eq wwill beat vvris to it

ROXY: i coulda guessed that and i dont even gotta know who 'eq' is

ROXY: no offense to ur lady but shes kind of missin an arm

ERIDAN: *snorts* shes made it through wwith one arm before she can do it again

ERIDAN: but yeah

ERIDAN: eqs the swweaty guy youll knoww him wwhen you see him

ROXY: wait was he the one punchin doors

ERIDAN: uh

ERIDAN: yes

ERIDAN: that wwas him

ROXY: bc i think i smelled him first

ERIDAN: wwe all do

ROXY: maybe we can win him a thing of like cologne or somethin

ROXY: for the good of us all

ERIDAN: or maybe wwe can wwin him neww swweat glands in general

ROXY: for all we know that is a possibility yes

ERIDAN: thank FUCK

ERIDAN: its a fuckin trial to havve to be around him in person for more than a feww minutes

ROXY: that rly sucks

ERIDAN: i wwould care but then i remember howw much he swweats and then i dont care at all

ROXY: *nudges his elbow with her knuckles, snickering lightly* ok ur broachin mean levels here cmon

ROXY: so he sweats everybody has problems

ROXY: so long as he dont eat beds too

ERIDAN: hed break a bed first

ROXY: that sounds vaguely dirty actually and now im rly scared

ROXY: did u find the common room yet

ERIDAN: wwhat

ERIDAN: yes

ROXY: *SUBJECT CHANGE*

ROXY: ok cool

ERIDAN: *confused at the abrupt subject change*

ERIDAN: *whatd he say*

ROXY: *8'')*

ROXY: theres gotta be a way to get more than fruit in there

ERIDAN: if you figure it out tell me

ROXY: yeah i will

ERIDAN: cause i can already tell stickin to a strictly vvegetarian diet is gonna grate on me

ROXY: i can sorta guess that what with the *points to her own teeth, clearly in reference to his sharp ones that she could see when he spoke*

ERIDAN: oh yeah i guess thatd be a tip off

ERIDAN: *meanwhile humans have unattractively blunt teeth so he assumes that theyll be fine with just fruit*

ROXY: *whos teeth u callin unattractive motherfucka kissing you is probably a life or death ordeal or somethin*

ROXY: *nods and glances back at the board and steps back* anyways thats all i was curious about

ROXY: thanks for fillin me in

ERIDAN: no problem

ROXY: and for my brush back *waves it**oh god is there a ton of dark hair stuck in this thing*

ERIDAN: *no omg he cleaned out the hair*

ERIDAN: *youre frickin welcome rox*

ROXY: *my hero*

ERIDAN: youre wwelcome

ERIDAN: *assumes that shes going to go back to her room, so u know what hes gonna stand here and keep checkin out the holoboard. yep.*

ROXY: *ima go pretend to ice my leg with the ice i dont have now yep*

ERIDAN: *good luck rox*

ROXY: *have fun fancy guillermo*

ERIDAN: *he will*

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*When you arrive in the hub, something is different: Where previously there was nothing there now floats before you, as if affixed to an invisible wall, a sizable chart inscribed with all the names of the members of your party, along with a great many numbers. What could they all possibly mean?*

ROXY: *upon leaving the room with jane and turning her head, she jerks back a little bit in surprise* whoa nelly

ROXY: *time to jog over*

JANE: Oh, goodness. *why are we jogging I'm still trying to wake up*

ROXY: *gotta go FAST janey*

SOLLUX: *first time being conscious in this room, no difference is noticed. but he still approaches the board as it is the first thing that catches his eye - the second being the only other portal out of this room. room? sure, let's call this a 'room' too. a few others appear to be in the same room.*

ROXY: *she does notice the troll standing there, of course, and glances between him and the board* hey hey

ERIDAN: *all eridan wanted was to escape his sorry excuse for a room. evidently a few other people had the same idea -- he recognized one of the girls as the one who had spoken earlier at feferi's urging -- but unfortunately, none of them were people he particularly wanted to see. still, there was /something/ he wanted to see: the chart that he was pretty sure wasn't there earlier.*

ROXY: *MORE TROLLS TROLLS EVERYWHERE*

JANE: *paying too much attention to the board, and then this new troll coming in, she almost smacked into roxy. quick stop!*

ROXY: *except nah shes scanning the board again* is this what i think it *DOOF* yo

ERIDAN: *wow these humans really arent that coordinated, are they.*

ROXY: back it up like a tonka truck janey

ERIDAN: *side-eyeing you weirdos pretty hard.*

ROXY: okay theeeeen

ROXY: aaaaaanybody gonna second my notion that this is a big ass stats chart

JANE: *i said almost ya dweeb but sure, she backpedals* Sorry!

SOLLUX: *handspockets. looks over shoulder.* um. yeah hii. *oh, humans. and /him/.*

ERIDAN: wwell it sure aint little thats for sure

SOLLUX: *turns his attention back to the board.*

JAKE: *Choosing this exact moment to re-appear from splendid isolation Jake shuffles amicably over to join the group, waving as he goes.* Well met, you lot! Whats all this were looking at then? A honking great big chart, did someone say?

ROXY: *turns around, lifting a hand to flap at Jake in a sloppy sort of wave* hey hey hey we were gonna go get u if we found anythin super juicy

ROXY: id say this constitutes

ROXY: *scans it for her own name*

JANE: *glances to jake, then back* It sure does, I think. Good timing, J.

ROXY: *shakes her head a little* not all these numbers add up to the same thing whats the diff here

JANE: Did the trolls get more points than us? *mental math time that seems to be the case*

JAKE: Well ill be dashed, im glad to be good and timely for this pulp-free edition of prime juice! *notices said trolls and opens his mouth again to say words and some of those words will be "mr erisol" feel free to jump in an interrupt.*

JAKE: *Please, please interrupt.*

ROXY: yeah but half of em are even more than the other trolls what gives *looks to trolls like pls. fill us in. we are but pink monkeys*

SOLLUX: *that voice. he would recognize that voice anywhere.*

SOLLUX: oh HELL no.

ERIDAN: *please, whatever god trolls recognize. please save eridan from jake english.*

ROXY: scusi

SOLLUX: *spots jake from the corner of his eye.* oh HELLLLL no.

ROXY: ey buddy calm down

JANE: Maybe it has something to do with that "special" thing? *tilts her head* I wonder what that is. *looks slowly over to the trio* Whaaaat is happening suddenly?

ERIDAN: *looks intently at the board instead of at sollux or jake because he might as well do some mental math too. sollux stop embarrassing yourself.*

JAKE: *Is the perfect picture of wounded confusion.* Steady on there, old bean.

ROXY: haha bean

ROXY: *looks at Eridan* u mind givin me an answer if hes gonna keep experiencin weird undeterminable whiplash

ERIDAN: yeah wwhy not

ERIDAN: unlike mustardblood ovver there ivve got a functionin thinkpan and wwhat its tellin me is

ERIDAN: highbloods got more points than lowwbloods

ERIDAN: wwhich means wwere fuckin better

ERIDAN: of course that also means wwere better than you humans but thats to be expected

ERIDAN: you just cant compete wwith a race fuckin CREATED to destroy

ROXY: *jaw actually clenches a little bit wow nice to meet you too bub*

SOLLUX: and look at where that'2 gotten u2.

JANE: *makes such a face* Well, then! What a great way to say hello.

SOLLUX: oh for the love of fuck, 2ERIIOU2LY?

SOLLUX: *it's back.*

SOLLUX: *nobody understands.*

JAKE: *scratches the back of his head and decides to skip any fond greetings for now maybe they're just both suffering from low spririts right now thats it - hey!* Oi! None of that now, you too! Be polite to the ladies, if you please.

SOLLUX: *i'm not crazy i swear.*

ERIDAN: wwhat

ERIDAN: i wwas answwerin the question

ERIDAN: wwith hard solid facts

ROXY: well we aint here to compete against u were here to play WITH u

ERIDAN: wwhatevver

JAKE: *tssking hard.*

ERIDAN: *glances at sollux like u ok*

ROXY: *squintin hard, but yeah wtf sollux* ok why do u keep yellin

ROXY: do u have an eyelash in ur eye

ROXY: swollen tastebud

ROXY: inappropriate itch

ERIDAN: *snorts, but otherwise wont speak up to make fun of sollux. yet.*

JANE: Roxy. *nudges her* That's not much better of a greeting.

ROXY: (sorry my jokes dip in quality when i find myself irked)

SOLLUX: let'2 ju2t go wiith thii2 wa2 the cherry on top of a biigge2t piile of hoofbea2t 2hiit ii've been 2erved iin a whiile.

SOLLUX: *that wasn't an explanation.*

SOLLUX: *it kind of was. in his head.*

ROXY: say whut

ROXY: ok HOW BOUT THIS

ROXY: lets play who da fuq is u

ROXY: im roxy *looks at jane like introduce urself pls follow my lead*

JANE: Good idea.

JANE: I'm Jane!

JANE: *everyone look at jake now*

ROXY: *looks*

JAKE: And they know me already! They are - were? They were my sprite during the game!

SOLLUX: *squints*

JAKE: Very helpful to me, was old mr erisol.

ROXY: oh UR the ones always flippin off inanimate objects

ERIDAN: *doesnt bother hiding his irritation* yeah thats us alright

SOLLUX: *p sure that's not helping my case right now.*

ERIDAN: and noww wwere entirely separate people

SOLLUX: let'2 keep iit that way.

ROXY: and ur actual names aaaare?

ERIDAN: agreed

ERIDAN: im eridan

SOLLUX: 2ollux. we 2poke briiefly earliier.

ROXY: *face falls a bit*

ROXY: o

ROXY: aloha

JAKE: Right, right! Glad to make youre renewed aquaintance then, new old chums!

ERIDAN: yeah nice to meet you all too

ERIDAN: *tone implies otherwise, of course.*

ROXY: *claps hands and faces board again ah yes thank u jake* lets get down to business

JANE: Fantastic. *looks back to the board, feelin the tension*

ERIDAN: *he would be more polite but 1) sollux and 2) being called mr erisol is GRATING*

JAKE: *SORRY DUDE* *claps his hands together* So erm. Chart? What do we make of it?

SOLLUX: 2o what'2 the deal wiith thii2 stat board anyway.

SOLLUX: look2 pretty 2traiight-forward, but ii mean WHY.

ROXY: what do u think the point of this thing is like if i get into a fist fight with somebody one point stronger than me am i gonna get my butt kicked despite having other higher numbers

ROXY: seems like this place might consider playin dirty like that

JANE: *puts a finger to her chin* Maaaaybe. But I think having other stats higher than the other person could still help.

JANE: Utilizing your strengths and stuff.

SOLLUX: iif you got iin a fii2t fiight wiith 2omebody, all of tho2e 2tat2 would play iintwo iit, 2o no.

SOLLUX: po22iible but not iimperatiively.

ROXY: i know that im sayin almost depends on how basic the structure of this whole freakshow is like

ROXY: how willing is THIS universe gonna be to break rules behind our backs nahmean

ROXY: 4 example

SOLLUX: waiit 2hiit, ii2 thii2 liike 2ome 2ort of fiightiing arena or 2omethiing?

SOLLUX: we're not goiing two fiight each other, are we?

ROXY: no i dont think thats the point

ROXY: i mean it COULD be but

JANE: *not listening, gumshoe-ing in her head*

ERIDAN: honestly this just looks like one of the things me and vvris used to do for campaigns

ROXY: why would slendy goad us to win shit back on multi player mode unless we were sposed to work together

ERIDAN: im not sure its really got an actual use other than that

ROXY: this is probs for ref at the most

JAKE: *Throwing the occasional glance over his shoulder at sollux and eridan as if they are his dearly beloved wards who have both stolen cookies from the cookie jar and who he is very disappointed in Jake edges in to get a closer look at the figures, silently mouthing his own statistics with a squint.*

SOLLUX: 2o what'2 the poiint.

JANE: *snaps her fingers* What if it's to help determine what games are too difficult for us on our own?

ROXY: that sounds about rite

SOLLUX: *does take note that aradia's stats are up on the board.*

ROXY: didnt he say -- *leans her hands on the slanted desk-like structure beneath the board*

ROXY: *looks down*

ROXY: faaaaaaceplam

ERIDAN: *surveys the board again, comparing stats to his. he's doing better than most others in the stamina department, at least.*

ROXY: guys

JANE: What?

SOLLUX: what.

ERIDAN: wwhat

ROXY: (wut)

ROXY: look

[As if triggered in answer to Jane's words, a nondescript metal panel on said desk slides down to reveal a small screen and a keypad. Neat!]

ROXY: im gonna go out on a limb here and say janeys right and it has to do w/ whatever this is

JANE: *leans to see the excellent new tech that's been revealed* Well, there we go.

JANE: Now, what exactly do we do with it?

SOLLUX: *takes a couple steps towards roxy and scans the screen. what's on the screen?*

ERIDAN: *well looks like hes gotta be close to the crowd. he edges closer so that he can see the screen*

[So far there is only one thing on the screen, and the only button that seems to work is "Select". If you so choose, you can press it to look up more information for the text box called simply in glowing purple font "Kingdom of Mushrooms".]

SOLLUX: okay thii2 ii2 fa2ciinatiing and all, but how do we actually get the2e reward2 or whatever and how do we know what we're playiing for.

ROXY: kingdom

ROXY: of

ROXY: mushrooms

SOLLUX: can't 2ay ii'm two terriibly iintere2ted iin a kiingdom of mu2hroom2.

ROXY: u must be a sad sad man

SOLLUX: ii'm not a very...

SOLLUX: fungii.

JANE: Oh.

SOLLUX: 

JANE: Oh my gosh.

ROXY: HA

JAKE: *Attempts not to crack up in the bg*

ERIDAN: *rolls his eyes. god. sollux. he was SO glad not to have those kinds of puns running through his head anymore.*

JANE: *don't... don't laugh that was a terrible joke. she snickers and oops that was a snort*

SOLLUX: *kind of snorts at his own joke. at least he made himself smile a little. yeah.*

ROXY: omg i like you wth *snickers OKAY OKAY BOARD*

ROXY: hmm

ROXY: ok so wat do we do we just put in our info and go thru there *points to other miraculous door*

ROXY: where the portals are

SOLLUX: *having to think about wizard statues wasn't exactly a walk in the park either >:(*

JANE: That seems like the way to go.

SOLLUX: agaiin, 2eem2 pretty 2traiight-forward.

ERIDAN: *wizard statues were the best ok you just have terrible taste*

ROXY: the intro to most games are p straight forward to start

ROXY: *pokes a button*

[There is a tiny beep, and the text box expands to reveal more words: 'Platformer, level: Easy. Minimum requirement: Stamina - 30 Strength - 10 Agility - 10 Intellect - 10 Special 0']

ROXY: *reads this over, glancing up at the board again*

ROXY: yea ok sso everyone can play the beginnin except uh

ROXY: that one guy at the bottom

ROXY: ....

ROXY: issat who i think it is

SOLLUX: fuck that guy.

ERIDAN: yes

ROXY: lol

JANE: *ew* Ew.

SOLLUX: *all of the ew.*

ERIDAN: just be glad you didnt havve to play the prevvious game wwith him

ERIDAN: wwell

ERIDAN: for the most part anywway

ROXY: was he a weirdie

ERIDAN: he ate sopor

JANE: He smelled so bad the last time I saw him. I hope he showers this time around.

ROXY: ate what???

ERIDAN: uh

ERIDAN: wwe havve recuperacoons filled wwith sopor

ERIDAN: so that wwe can actually fuckin sleep

ROXY: unsurprisngly unhelpful

ROXY: BUT ok

ERIDAN: wwoww

ROXY: well i dunno what a recuperacoon is

ERIDAN: beds i guess

JAKE: *whispered to himself* So wait... He ate bed linens?

ERIDAN: i guess

ROXY: someone call my strange addiction

JAKE: *Damn.*

JANE: *quiet giggles* No, please.

ROXY: ok BACK TO WAT U ASKED how do reward

JANE: If it doesn't say on this thing, maybe it says so on the other screens. Didn't Slendy mention another touchpad next to the game portals?

ROXY: yeah but wasnt that just to sign in so the lightybob goes on???

[More text scrolls into view unnoticed: 'If requirements are met, accept conditions and log in at the relevant game terminal. From there, options for rewards can be chosen.']

ROXY: *squintin tarantino*

JANE: *you fricker*

SOLLUX: no, ii'm pretty 2ure 2he'2 riight.

ROXY: eh?

SOLLUX: 2omethiing or another about other 2creen2.

ROXY: okok hold on

ROXY: ima just

ROXY: *presses the button and agrees to conditions I MEET THE REQS SO UH*

[At the press of the button another holoboard appears on the opposite side with a much louder beep, appearing to expand out of nothing. Rather than statistics, it displays a mostly blank (for now) chart, with spaces for player names, games, objectives, and time.]

ROXY: thar she blows

JANE: I guess we can play now?

ROXY: i guess so o:

ROXY: well i mean i think u still gotta choose a game and so somethin about the rewards but i think its activated in general

JAKE: *mumbled assent*

ROXY: we should probs be tellin ppl about this

ROXY: where the fuck is dirk

ROXY: did he get lost in the doorway portal

JAKE: *shrugs politely very helpful* Search me!

ROXY: what is he in ur pocket or somethin

JAKE: Not on your nelly!

JANE: Maybe he found a drawing program on his laptop and got distracted. What a dork.

ROXY: no he said he couldnt find mspaint

JAKE: Hah... The very idea of it.

ROXY: no phallic imagery 4 dirk

JANE: Well then, he must have fallen asleep.

ROXY: :(

ERIDAN: *ok this is probably where eridan should take his leave. this is getting too disgustingly human friendshippy.*

ROXY: o wait

ROXY: i was gonna make an example before

ROXY: but got hecka sidetracked by other important sshit

JANE: Yes, you were.

JAKE: Then proceed, if youd be so kind!

ROXY: so me and janey made a groundbreaking discovery earlier

JAKE: Go on.

ERIDAN: *ok maybE eridan will stay for this 'groundbreaking discovery'*

ROXY: theres like invisible force fields keepin us from fallin into space in those rooms

ROXY: i conducted a very reliable experiment

JANE: *stick around, eridan, you know you love gettin reacquainted with these unfocused pink peeps*

JAKE: ...Tell me you didnt.

ROXY: ....

ROXY: :3c

JANE: By reliable, she means she fell off the side.

JAKE: Of course you blooming well did.

ROXY: anyway

ROXY: ANNYWAAY

JAKE: *facepalms politely*

ROXY: how do we know that one day theyre not just gonna disappear is what im sayin

ROXY: like if we get all confident in not bein able to fall off the edge

ROXY: and we go whoopdeedooo oH SHIT IM SPACE ROCK

ROXY: then yeah

ROXY: when we were talkin secret rule breaking

SOLLUX: *just kind of standing off to the side again, watching the scene. he is getting increasingly distressed by the fact that his LISP is back on top of everything else. he's just gonna. shut up for now. maybe even step away once they're done theorizing. he makes a mental note to come back and check this shit out on his own at a later time. or at least when there's less people around.*

ROXY: bc when have we EVER known these kinda places to be strictly linear

JANE: Maaaaybe we just shouldn't abuse the power of not falling into space.

ROXY: it was an example

ROXY: tho ur rite

JAKE: Well, advising everyone to not go and chuck themselves off into the vastness is a good start. We can let dirk know when were catching him up on everything else!

ROXY: *nods firmly, and looks at the trolls, particularly sollux* and when we let everybody else know we can get to playin

ROXY: and winnin

JANE: *so curious about what the heck kingdom of mushrooms is* We should start telling people. The sooner we start beating, the sooner we get out.

ERIDAN: *oh, good, this is done. he'll come back at a later time, hopefully with one or two people in tow, and learn some more stuff about this nonsense.*

ROXY: okay judgin by the lack of response i think its safe to say BREAK

ROXY: go team go *lets disperse*

JAKE: *Glancing back at the stat board with a slowly worsening feeling of consternation he pipes up* Hang on a minute chapesses, but uh. I rather fancy theres a doozy of a mistake been made here.

ROXY: ?????

JANE: *pauses in her steps* Hm? What's wrong?

ERIDAN: *hahah oh god jake saw. time to abscond.*

SOLLUX: *pointedly avoiided making eye contact with roxy. she /knows/. is probably gonna stick around a bit longer to have a closer look. probably.*

JAKE: Yes! I'm not that, er. I'm not- *fidgets* I dont believe I'm anywhere near that much faster than the two of you!

JAKE: Not to forget! I thought we were missing a bod?

JAKE: *gestures back* Seems like weve got the full set there.

ROXY: *scans the list again, glancing to sollux once more oh the guilt is obvious* well yeah

SOLLUX: *stiffens up a bit. why thank you jake.*

ROXY: because shes gonna be playin soon with the rest of us

SOLLUX: yeah.

SOLLUX: 2he ii2.

JAKE: *always a pleasureee* Oh yes! How silly of me, naturally thats it.

ROXY: *shall i try for a small reassuring smile*

SOLLUX: *probably wouldn't notice anyway at this point.*

ROXY: *had to try anyway*

ROXY: that it for now??

SOLLUX: 2ure.

JANE: *smiles also cause hey that person isn't gone forever* I guess so.

JAKE: *Not quite his usual chipper self he nods and tries for a salute.* Copy that, pink leader.

SOLLUX: *you guys don't know that for a fact.*

ROXY: ok everybody go locate a buddy or two i guess *glances at jake and for some reason wants to grimace but wont do anything but smile back*

ROXY: *yes we do slowlux*

SOLLUX: *assumptions. we don't even know what we're playing for yet. i don't want a fish on a fork spear. i want her back.*

JANE: *we'll get her back, grumpy butt. that's a promise*

JAKE: *Nods and goes off to retrieve his com device* Right-o! Ill inform the troops.

JAKE: Ta-ra, all!

[roxylablog]

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] began pestering toastyGrammarian [TG] at 14:16 --

[02:16] CA: hey rox i got a question an some newws wwhich do you wwanna hear first

[02:16] TG: uhhhhh

[02:17] TG: lemme grab a coin

[02:17] CA: okay

[02:18] TG: coin says news

[02:18] TG: lay it out

[02:18] CA: okay

[02:18] CA: the newws is im gunna be sailin wwith vvris out on the high seas for a time wwith jake meen aranea gam an kar

[02:21] CA: so i might be gone for awwhile

[02:21] CA: but wwe can still talk like this so its not like ill be gone gone

[02:22] TG: oh shit

[02:22] TG: sounds hella sweet

[02:22] TG: what are you sailin for?

[02:22] TG: shits n kicks?

[02:23] CA: wwell mostly that but i also found a map that leads to a legendary wweapon thats supposed to amplify the wweilders aspect powwer tenfold

[02:23] CA: unfortunately i dont knoww wwhat kinda wweapon it is yet

[02:24] TG: gaaaasp

[02:24] TG: well aint that shitty

[02:24] TG: what if none of us can use it

[02:24] CA: yeah that has come to mind

[02:24] TG: lol thatd be the dumps

[02:24] TG: then again miss berksalot prolly could

[02:24] CA: wwait wwho

[02:25] TG: i remember hearing about how she EVOLVED BEYOND THE SPECIBUS or w/e

[02:25] TG: jade

[02:25] CA: oh her

[02:25] CA: wwoww really

[02:25] TG: yup

[02:25] CA: howw the fuck did she manage that

[02:25] TG: thru sheer awesome i guess

[02:25] CA: huh

[02:25] TG: climbing the tiers like its goin out of style

[02:26] CA: wwait does this mean jade might be more mighty than any a the rest a us

[02:26] TG: that seems like a logical conclusion dont it

[02:27] CA: fuck

[02:27] CA: im pretty sure she hates me too this isnt good but i guess the fact that she hasnt launched any sort a assault against me by this point means she must not care enough to

[02:27] TG: probs

[02:27] TG: got better things to do

[02:27] CA: pheww thats a relief

[02:29] TG: aint it tho

[02:29] CA: wwell i guess if no one else can use the wweapon she can havve it an feed evven more into her powwer but she might not evven need it

[02:29] CA: wwhat if shes already reached her cap strength

[02:31] TG: huh

[02:31] TG: is there such a thing

[02:31] CA: i dunno maybe

[02:32] TG: sounds lame

[02:32] CA: yeah it pretty much does

[02:32] TG: i mean itd make sense gamewise

[02:32] TG: but still lame

[02:32] CA: maybe since wwere technically gods noww there isnt an actual cap

[02:32] TG: hmmmmmm

[02:33] TG: we should figure it out

[02:33] CA: but howw

[02:33] TG: maybe hit her up with some q's

[02:33] CA: oh uh ill let you do that

[02:34] TG: kk

[02:34] TG: ok so what was the question?

[02:34] CA: oh yeah that

[02:35] CA: so yesterday a group a trolls plus rose got together an rescued some cats an got a prize an wwere bitchin the HELL at me about the prize bein lame because they expected somethin other than a shitty cathood evven though thats exactly wwhat the bulletin said it wwas

[02:35] CA: an i wwas wwonderin wwhy you didnt go wwith them because evverythin about the mission sounded like your kinda thing

[02:36] CA: you havvent been in some kinda food coma havve you

[02:37] TG: man

[02:37] TG: naw but close

[02:37] TG: i got sick :(

[02:38] CA: WWHAT

[02:38] CA: are you okay noww

[02:38] TG: yeah im about over it now

[02:38] TG: i guess bein back on earth just messed me up or s/t

[02:38] CA: yeah maybe

[02:39] CA: fuck is your memory an shit okay though

[02:39] CA: im guessin it is since you remember me but i gotta make sure

[02:39] TG: my memory is a okay

[02:40] TG: y

[02:40] CA: although to be honest im more wworried my memory is gunna go again

[02:40] CA: oh uh

[02:40] CA: fuck

[02:40] CA: apparently both blue bloods an one purple blood havve gotten their minds erased

[02:40] CA: i havvent spoken to the other purple blood yet so i dont knoww if hes alright or not

[02:40] TG: oh yeah

[02:41] TG: thats pretty crazy

[02:41] CA: but since youre vvoid like the blue bloods i had to ask

[02:41] TG: nah i remember stuff

[02:41] TG: guess i escaped the weird memory sappin thing

[02:41] CA: yeah

[02:41] CA: fuck maybe its just creepin up the highbloods

[02:41] CA: wwhat if cro an i are next

[02:41] TG: :(

[02:42] TG: dont kill urself worryin about it

[02:42] TG: ur a worrywort

[02:42] CA: guh i knoww its just hard not to wwith this too

[02:43] CA: i hope the machine thats s upposed to help protect our minds is finished soon i forgot to ask fef if it wwas

[02:43] TG: ooooo

[02:43] TG: neato

[02:43] TG: yeah thatll help

[02:44] CA: i doubt they could erase any a MY memories wwith somethin like that around

[02:44] TG: :3

[02:44] TG: shits gonna be high grade if shes monitorin it amirite

[02:45] CA: yeah exactly

[02:45] CA: nothin fef does is halfassed evver

[02:46] TG: basically

[02:47] CA: oh yeah

[02:48] TG: OH YEAH

[02:48] CA: so i better tell you this straight since youre gunna end up seein it anywway

[02:48] CA: wwait do you got somethin to say

[02:48] TG: naw i was just makin it kool-aid man

[02:48] TG: srry im still loopy

[02:48] TG: go on

[02:48] CA: oh wwhat the fucks kool aid man

[02:49] TG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg

[02:50] CA: she gets hot an thirsty ridin a skateboard

[02:50] CA: uh

[02:50] CA: wwoww

[02:51] CA: nevvermind i shouldnt havve asked

[02:52] TG: ;)

[02:52] CA: okay so the thing i gotta tell you

[02:52] TG: yeees

[02:53] CA: so the other day ruf sent me a photo of hisself wwith purple dyed hair wwhich at the time i thought wwas vviolet but wwhen i saww it in person it wwas definitely purple

[02:53] TG: whoaaaa

[02:53] TG: for real

[02:53] TG: wait whats the diff

[02:53] CA: uh EVVERYTHIN

[02:54] TG: o ok

[02:54] CA: vviolet is my blood color an purple is gam an his mute danscestors blood color

[02:54] TG: oh right

[02:54] CA: anywway i thought he wwas mockin me

[02:54] CA: because you knoww howw little i like that shitty red dye he uses

[02:54] TG: true

[02:55] CA: so i wwanted to redye it yelloww but vvris told me that wwas lame because thats a human hair color so he wwoulda looked like one a your sort if wwe did yelloww

[02:55] CA: so she suggested wwe just shavve his head

[02:56] TG: omg

[02:56] TG: you didnt

[02:56] CA: wwe didnt get vvery far but wwe did try

[02:56] TG: gdi

[02:56] CA: wwhat

[02:57] TG: cant believe yall would mess with the hawk

[02:57] TG: shits sacred

[02:57] TG: i am very disappoint

[02:57] CA: wwell wwe didnt get all a the purple shavved so you can still see his shitty dye job

[02:58] TG: lmao

[02:58] CA: unless he shavved it all off after wwhat wwe did

[02:58] TG: i somehow dont see that happenin

[02:58] TG: but yes this is def a discussion that needs to go down

[02:58] CA: a discussion

[02:58] TG: yes

[02:58] TG: a discussion

[02:58] TG: in which there is discussing

[02:58] CA: at him or me

[02:59] TG: well im already discussing with you

[02:59] CA: yeah true

[03:00] CA: youll havve to get him to showw you

[03:00] TG: all will soon be understood

[03:00] TG: oh ill definitely do that

[03:00] TG: we still got a date to go on :(

[03:00] TG: which me bein sick totally ruined

[03:01] CA: wwell noww that youre not sick you got all the time to go on dates wwith him

[03:01] TG: exactly

[03:03] TG: neway im gonna go back to nappin

[03:03] TG: need to recover my strength 4

[03:03] TG: things

[03:03] CA: okay i gotta talk to callie anywway

[03:04] CA: she doesnt knoww im goin places

[03:04] TG: kk

[03:04] TG: ttyl

[03:04] CA: sleep wwell rox

[03:04] TG: :3

[roxylablog]

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] began pestering toastyGrammarian [TG] at 16:58 --

[04:58] CA: rox i need to make this quick cause there isnt much time

[04:59] TG: yeeeeees?

[04:59] CA: but wwhat kinda wwizard did you pick out for callie i need a suitable wwizard to oppose her

[04:59] TG: wut?

[04:59] CA: she wwas tellin me you wwere havvin her dress as a wwizard at the party

[04:59] TG: ohhh

[04:59] TG: we're doin our house robes from hp

[04:59] CA: wwait really

[04:59] CA: oh

[05:00] CA: wwell i guess im already set evveryone alwways knowws my house is the opposin one to all

[05:00] CA: usually

[05:01] TG: lol true

[05:02] TG: mostly mine B)

[05:02] CA: thats so fuckin true

[05:03] CA: its gunna be nice pullin out those robes wwe made once more

[05:08] CA: anywway thats really all i needed

[05:11] TG: aight

[05:11] TG: no wand blastin battles tho

[05:11] TG: we need these dance floors intact 4 the loooove

[05:13] CA: wwhaaaaat

[05:13] CA: howw are wwe supposed to attract a suitable auspistace that wway

[05:15] TG: some other way buster

[05:17] CA: fiiiiiiiine

[05:18] TG: :3

[05:18] TG: c u theeeeeeeeeeeeeere

[05:18] CA: you too rox

[05:18] CA: bye

[roxylablog]

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] began pestering toastyGrammarian [TG] at 23:19 --

[11:19] CA: hey rox are you there

[11:19] TG: yoooo

[11:19] TG: im here

[11:20] CA: howwvve you been

[11:22] TG: im good

[11:22] TG: kinda bored tho

[11:22] CA: wwhat really

[11:22] TG: hikin it back to my place actually

[11:22] CA: thats no fuckin good this place is huge an there you are bored

[11:22] CA: wwait wwhat

[11:22] CA: as in your room or your hivve

[11:22] TG: the majestic crolal abode of course

[11:22] CA: oh wwoww okay

[11:23] TG: this place is cool but i kinda miss home

[11:23] CA: fuck i think i left some of my stuff there still

[11:23] TG: o yea

[11:23] TG: you can come get it

[11:23] CA: oh like right noww

[11:26] TG: if u want

[11:26] CA: i dont knoww if i should noww but ill think about it

[11:26] CA: unless you insist

[11:26] CA: im feelin some insistin vvibes

[11:26] TG: lmao

[11:28] CA: maybe

[11:28] CA: ugh

[11:29] TG: well since im already movin some stuff in it wouldnt be a big deal if u moved some stuff out

[11:29] CA: okay ill be right ovver then

[11:31] TG: :3

[11:33] CA: *and with that he was off. He headed for the palace transportalizers and stepped on them, poofing on over to the familiar Crolal residence, the place that had been his home for almost a year. The place he had been neglecting to actually move out of, and now, as he stepped off of the pad, weighed down on him, the knowledge that this was it and he wasn't going to be living here again* ... *steps o

[11:33] CA: ut into the living room* rox are you here yet

[11:40] TG: *she practically military rolls out of her room* shh i am investigatin the premises

[11:41] TG: *crawls on her belly across the floor*

[11:41] CA: ... *blinks at her* wwhat wwhy *looks around* is there evvidence of a breakin *looks back at her and looks weirded out* wwhat the fuck are you doin

[11:42] TG: there might be

[11:42] TG: there also might not be

[11:42] TG: either way the premises are bein investigate

[11:42] TG: +d

[11:43] CA: wwell you got me here if there really is an intruder i can just blast him to kingdom come *clenches his fists and holds them up all like I'm a tough mf they better watch out*

[11:45] TG: ... tru

[11:45] TG: but i also kinda just wanted to crawl around like a cool dude

[11:45] TG: *rolls over and stares up at him*

[11:47] TG: ur stuffs in my room right

[11:47] CA: its also pretty fuckin ridiculous *crosses his arms now* ... *nudges her with his foot*

[11:47] CA: uhh some might be

[11:47] CA: somes upstairs too

[12:04] TG: rite

[12:05] CA: *starts to head for her bedroom to take a look just in case. they had lived pretty messily while he was there with his shit all over the place*

[12:05] TG: *pushes herself up, yeah the bedroom is messy*

[12:05] TG: *flopes over the back of the couch and pulls a plastic rifle out of nowhere*

[12:06] TG: *aims over the back of the couch at him*

[12:06] CA: ... *wonders how he's even going to find his stuf fin this mess* ... *does manage to pick a couple things out of the mess, and just gives up on trying to find anything else* *comes back out and is FACED WITH A RIFLE* rox WWHAT

[12:07] TG: bang bang he shot me down bang bang i hit the ground bang bang he shot me down bang bang my baby shot me dooooowwwwnnnn

[12:07] TG: *drama flop onto the couch*

[12:07] CA: ................. *walks over and looks over the couch at her* i think you missed me i didnt get shot wwith nothin

[12:08] TG: *blugh dead face*

[12:09] CA: rox are you okay *reaches down and pokes her side* *poke poke poke*

[12:10] TG: hehEHEheehHEE FUCk

[12:10] TG: *flops off the couch*

[12:10] TG: *half-smacks the table on the way down*

[12:10] TG: owwww

[12:11] CA: god youre not supposed to ACTUALLY die *doesn't go around the couch. just goes over it and slides down onto it*

[12:15] TG: im down 4 the count

[12:15] TG: just leave me here

[12:15] TG: to foreal die

[12:18] CA: wwhat no a good soldier nevver leavves a felloww soldier behind so youre not gettin left no wwhere *reaches down to grab her and pull her up on the couch*

[12:20] TG: but theyll have 2 amputate like all of my limbs

[12:20] TG: wat good is a bean soldier eridan TELL ME THAT

[12:22] CA: if youre still able to eat shit youre good cause you can still eat ice cream as a bean soldier *nods* an also you got more reason to order evveryone around an do evverythin in your stead so it wwouldnt be so fuckin bad

[12:22] CA: you could hire a million slavves to do your biddin

[12:22] TG: omg

[12:23] TG: if i had like a billion dollars maybe

[12:24] CA: dont you havve a billion dollars

[12:24] CA: i could givve you a billion dollars i got so much money i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith it all

[12:26] TG: naw i dont got a billion dollars

[12:26] TG: just like the regular amount of dollars i guess

[12:26] TG: janes the loaded one

[12:28] CA: wwhys jane loaded an not you *tilts his head* this wwhole time i thought both a you wwere rich

[12:31] TG: cuz shes a big time heiress of a company

[12:31] TG: or she was

[12:32] TG: and im just me

[12:32] TG: money didnt do much good where i was

[12:35] CA: oh right i completely forgot about all a that .... *looks down at his feet* are you gunna miss me bein here *side glances at her*

[12:35] TG: you can always come over sometimes :3

[12:36] TG: *yes good Roxy, change the subject so you don't have to say yes*

[12:40] CA: *smiles slightly* yeah... like im doin noww *pokes his fingers together* ... oh by the wway um.. i havvent been drinkin so much the past couple a wweeks *tries to offer her another small smile* i think im gettin better

[12:53] TG: rly??? :o

[12:56] CA: *nods* yeah... i got really messed up a couple days after wwe got back an uh... got someone else invvolvved an decided i needed to not do it no more cause im a bad influence an i dont wwanna be a bad influence

[01:06] TG: :3

[01:06] TG: i know you can do it

[01:08] CA: oh um

[01:08] CA: another things happened to that i nevver told you about cause i wwasnt sure howw you wwould feel

[01:09] TG: huh?

[01:09] CA: *starts playing with his scarf nervously* i uh... i got a kismesis

[01:11] TG: gaaaasp

[01:11] TG: who??

[01:11] CA: *blushus slightly and looks away* callie

[01:12] CA: shes so fuckin horrible an awwful in all the right wways it sucks

[01:18] TG: .....

[01:18] TG: wow

[01:18] TG: i wasnt expecting that

[01:18] TG: omg r u blushing???

[01:18] CA: ... *looks back at her, feeling embarassed* wwwwwWWHAT

[01:18] CA: NO

[01:18] CA: IM NOT

[01:19] CA: *blushes harder*

[01:24] TG: HA

[01:24] TG: you so are

[01:24] TG: hella blushin

[01:27] CA: NO im NOT youre completely wwrong this is like the OPPOSITE a blushin I AM FURIOUS *lightly pushes her arm*

[01:28] TG: kekekekekKEEKEKE

[01:28] TG: *anime villain laughter*

[01:28] TG: ur furiously in hatelove is what

[01:30] CA: am NOT im... okay maybe a little *SIGH SIGH* *slumps on couch* ... wwere at vvolatile levvels a hatred though an wwe dont got an auspistace or nothin either

[01:33] TG: that sounds

[01:33] TG: volatile

[01:34] CA: you havve no fuckin idea

[01:34] CA: if wwe dont get an gray quadrant in soon wwere gunna devvolvve into a supreme hatred the likes a wwhich no one could evven begin to describe

[01:35] TG: aint that a good thing

[01:35] CA: wwhat *stares at her*

[01:37] TG: u kno

[01:37] TG: like

[01:37] TG: blacker than the blackest black

[01:37] TG: times infinity

[01:38] CA: no thats not a good thing wwho are wwe supposed to bitch to wwhen our hatred might reach nefarious levvels a nefarity i mean yeah wwere already pretty much wwipin the floor a all these other so called kimesitudes paradin around like they knoww wwhats wwhat but wwere not abovve needin a mediator

[01:39] CA: thats basically howw one prevvents their hatred reachin levvels a murder

[01:41] TG: jij

[01:41] TG: ...

[01:41] TG: *huh

[01:42] TG: i c

[01:42] CA: rox

[01:42] CA: dont you remember

[01:42] CA: wwhen dirk wwas ours

[01:43] TG: yea but

[01:43] TG: i thought that was just

[01:43] TG: for my sake

[01:43] CA: wwhat

[01:43] CA: wwhat do you mean

[01:45] TG: u know what i mean

[01:46] CA: so that i wwouldnt hurt you or somethin

[01:46] CA: rox are you sayin callie is tougher than you is that wwhat

[01:51] TG: oh yeah man

[01:51] TG: shes tough as nails

[01:51] TG: ....

[01:51] TG: probly

[01:51] TG: ...

[01:51] TG: ok well i mean she dealt with her bitchass brother for a long time

[01:51] TG: im sure she can handle you

[01:54] CA: *naaaarrows his eyes* i dont believve you

[01:56] TG: :P

[01:58] CA: just you wwait

[01:58] CA: im gunna ovverpowwer her an wwere gunna need an auspistace to split us apart

[01:59] TG: we will c

[02:00] CA: i should... get my stuff from upstairs noww huh

[02:00] CA: i dont think i evven found all my stuff in your room its such a fuckin disaster in there

[02:00] TG: yea probably :9

[02:01] CA: *sighs as he gets up and heads on up there and starts gathering the rest of his shit*

[02:05] TG: *makes various pew pew noises at things with her fake rifle*

[02:05] CA: *comes back down after he's gathered everything, his heart heavy* ... wwell i got evverythin i think

[02:06] TG: cool

[02:06] TG: ... *glances at him*

[02:06] TG: u gonna be ok

[02:07] CA: ... i dunno *rubs his arm and turns his head away*

[02:08] CA: i dont feel vvery okay right noww but maybe some other time i wwill

[02:09] TG: itll be ok

[02:10] TG: its not like were sayin goodbye forever or nothin

[02:11] CA: yeah i knoww... its just some days i forget wwhy things gotta be this wway but then i remember an i just wwish things coulda been different but then i remember i gotta be grateful for wwhat i do got

[02:13] TG: :/

[02:13] TG: yeah

[02:15] CA: ... im sorry im not wwhat you needed *starts heading for the transportalizer room*

[02:16] TG: hey no

[02:16] TG: *hops up off the couch*

[02:17] TG: i dont want stuff being like that between us

[02:18] CA: *looks at her, his brow a little furrowed, but then it softens as he looks down at the ground sadly* ...

[02:19] TG: *steps a little closer*

[02:19] TG: we're goin in different directions but

[02:19] TG: that dont mean you werent what i needed when i needed it

[02:19] TG: and that means a whole not

[02:19] TG: **lot

[02:20] CA: ... but then i screwwed evverythin up

[02:25] TG: no you didnt

[02:25] TG: things just happen for a reason sometimes

[02:25] TG: and hey you got two hot babes in your quadrants u wouldnt have otherwise

[02:25] TG: so id think that counts

[02:26] TG: and no need 2 worry about me cuz im on the prowl as usual ;3

[02:26] TG: the vaguely

[02:26] TG: kind of not certain prowl

[02:26] TG: but the prowl nonetheless

[02:27] CA: .... *leans up against the wall and just kind of slides down to the floor* i probably wwont havve them for long im already screwwin things up an its only a matter a time before they get sick a it

[02:29] TG: *flops onto the ground next to him in a similarly dramatic manner* eridan motherhuggin ampora i s2g

[02:29] TG: you have TWO

[02:29] TG: HOT

[02:29] TG: BABES

[02:30] TG: and youre MOPIN??

[02:30] TG: *grabs his face*

[02:30] CA: !!!

[02:30] TG: listen up buddy

[02:30] TG: them babes think youre smokin

[02:30] TG: and guess what

[02:30] TG: you totally are

[02:30] TG: so buck up and be as fuckin smokin as you are and rock that shit

[02:30] TG: aint nobody holding you back but you

[02:33] CA: ... so im still attractivve *looks down at his body*

[02:34] TG: lmao

[02:34] TG: eridan yes

[02:34] TG: i think that kind of lends to the whole two hot babes thing

[02:37] CA: yeah that makes sense... wwait so you said youre on the prowwl does that mean you found anyone interestin

[02:39] TG: >_>

[02:39] TG: potentially maybe

[02:39] TG: idk if its anything really though

[02:40] CA: *tilts his head, genuinely curious* wwhos potentially maybe

[02:40] TG: *flops face in the carpet*

[02:40] CA: ... you okay rox

[02:41] TG: *muffled* yerh

[02:41] TG: *picks her face up again* just

[02:41] TG: ok um

[02:41] TG: u know

[02:41] TG: tavros

[02:41] TG: right

[02:42] CA: ... wwell duh i fuckin knoww tavv its not as if i havvent knowwn him basically forevver an its not as if hes not vvriss kismesis or nothin an its not as if he hasnt been a thorn in my side for ages

[02:42] TG: BP

[02:42] TG: well

[02:42] TG: its his hot cousin

[02:42] TG: or w/e in troll terms

[02:43] CA: oh that guy

[02:43] CA: the guy wwhos alwways got wwings evven wwhen hes not in god mode

[02:43] TG: yeah that guy

[02:43] TG: v//////v

[02:44] CA: he wwas in the same place as me too

[02:44] TG: really??

[02:44] TG: the really fucked up awful place?

[02:44] CA: he got his arm taken from him but i guess its back now

[02:44] TG: oh right

[02:44] CA: yeah that place

[02:44] TG: i think--

[02:44] TG: WHAT

[02:44] TG: *flops over on her back dramatically*

[02:44] TG: *today is dramatic*

[02:44] TG: his ARM?

[02:44] TG: like

[02:44] TG: THE WHOLE ARM?

[02:44] CA: *it's very dramatic* yeah the wwhole goddamned arm

[02:44] TG: jesus christ

[02:44] TG: what the hell

[02:45] CA: *decides to flop down next to her on his back* i got my fingers bit off too *holds up the hand that they were bit from*

[02:46] TG: fuckin dang

[02:46] TG: you guys got real screwed

[02:46] TG: least i only almost got drowned

[02:47] CA: wwwwwwwwwwwwwhat

[02:47] CA: howws that not gettin screwwed

[02:48] TG: *shrug* i mean gettin mutilated sounds pretty worse to me

[02:48] CA: yeah i guess but you coulda died

[02:49] TG: i coulda but i didnt

[02:49] CA: because youre too tough for drowwnin

[02:49] TG: naw

[02:49] TG: cuz

[02:49] TG: ....

[02:49] TG: well other reasons

[02:50] CA: other reasons huh

[02:50] TG: yeah

[02:50] TG: other reasons

[02:51] CA: wwell okay if you say so

[02:51] TG: :3

[02:52] CA: so it wwas really fuckin freaky in our place cause like

[02:52] CA: there wwere twwo wwhole dirks

[02:52] CA: twwo WWHOLE dirks

[02:52] TG: dang

[02:52] TG: that is

[02:52] TG: a lot of dirk

[02:52] CA: it is

[02:52] TG: *roxy would not mind that much dirk*

[02:53] TG: what did the dirks do

[02:53] CA: it wwoulda been too much dirk except one dirk wwas nicer than the other dirk

[02:53] CA: wwell

[02:53] CA: one dirk wwas his normal usual self

[02:53] CA: hatin me an wwishin me dead n all that

[02:53] CA: an the OTHER dirk wwas all nice n shit an fixed me up after the angels ate half a my flesh an my fingers

[02:54] CA: an then he led me around

[02:55] CA: an then wwe found por an i hate parasites outta her an shit an he wwas all like not disturbed by it at all

[02:55] CA: evven though it wwas totally fuckin gross

[02:55] CA: noww that im conscious i cant evven believve i fuckin did that

[02:57] CA: but then he ran off because wwe found a dead jane wwho i guess wwasnt real jane but wwas actually an imaginary fake jane

[02:59] TG: ....

[02:59] TG: wow

[02:59] TG: that

[02:59] TG: is some shit

[02:59] TG: :C

[02:59] TG: no wonder none of yall wanted to talk about it

[03:00] CA: yeah... i guess im tellin you cause youre wwell... you

[03:00] CA: but yeah i guess real dirk kneww fake dirk

[03:01] TG: huh

[03:01] CA: he wwas bein all hey you insufferable prick youre not the real dirk so you can just sit dowwn n all that

[03:01] TG: hmmmm

[03:01] TG: interestin

[03:02] CA: only the real dirk can stand up

[03:02] TG: lol

[03:02] CA: but anywway i really liked fake dirk he wwas great

[03:03] CA: but i guess real dirk is more okay wwith me noww too as i told you before

[03:04] TG: yeah

[03:04] TG: thats good

[03:05] CA: oh right but wwe wwere talkin about wwingy red hair guy

[03:05] CA: i guess hes pretty attractivve

[03:05] CA: hes less scary than tavv

[03:08] TG: whaaaat tavros aint scary

[03:08] TG: hes precious and wonderful

[03:08] CA: uh havvent you really actually looked at the guy

[03:08] CA: hes fuckin terrifyin

[03:08] TG: ...

[03:08] TG: yes

[03:08] TG: omg

[03:08] TG: seriously

[03:08] CA: yeah seriously

[03:09] CA: if you evver get in close to him tell him to dye his hair a different color

[03:09] TG: why??

[03:09] CA: because hes a browwnblood but hes dyin his hair all mutant blood colored

[03:09] CA: thats like kars deal

[03:10] TG: but its cool

[03:10] CA: puh LEEZE

[03:10] CA: as if

[03:13] TG: its TOTALLY cool

[03:20] TG: .

[03:21] CA: no mine is WWAY cooler cause mine actually matches me

[03:21] CA: his just doesnt

[03:22] TG: pfffff

[03:22] TG: it dont have to match his blood color

[03:24] CA: yeah it does its like the rule

[03:25] CA: you cant just go around breakin rule thats anarchy

[03:25] TG: ANARCHY 2 THE HAIR DYE JOBS

[03:26] CA: see youre catchin on

[03:26] TG: i mean yes to the anarchy

[03:27] TG: no to ur shitty rules

[03:27] CA: WWHAT

[03:27] TG: :3

[03:27] CA: the rules arent shitty theyre put in place for a REASON

[03:30] TG: whats the reason

[03:30] CA: to prevvent all out wwar against good hair choices

[03:31] TG: ....

[03:31] TG: thats the stupidest thing i ever done got to hearing

[03:32] CA: wwhat is not

[03:32] TG: eridan

[03:32] TG: i know good hair ok

[03:32] CA: yeah like mine but rufs aint good

[03:33] TG: *punches his arm*

[03:33] CA: OWW wwhat wwas THAT for

[03:33] TG: thats what i think about that

[03:39] CA: *ROLLIN HIS EYES* wwhatevver you can like him an his crappy hair then

[03:39] CA: ill get him to dye it browwn one day an youll see howw much better it is

[03:39] TG: pfffff

[03:40] TG: yea right

[03:40] CA: yooooull seeeee

[03:42] TG: wiiiilll noooooot

[03:43] CA: wwwwwwwwwwwwill toooooooo

[03:44] TG: wwwwwwwwwill not

[03:45] CA: *pokes at her arm* WWILL TOO

[03:47] TG: wwwwwwwwwwhat the heckie

[03:47] TG: *bursts into laughter*

[03:50] CA: *cracks a small grin* wwoww rox that wwas actually pretty good

[03:50] TG: pretty good for what B)

[03:51] CA: as an imatation a my accent an shit

[03:51] CA: im nevver gunna givve into the hair shit

[03:51] TG: yeah well neither am i so

[03:51] TG: the point of contention stands

[03:52] CA: *GROANSCOFF*

[03:53] TG: HEHEHEHEH

[03:53] TG: alright alright johnny get outta heeeyaah

[03:53] CA: *SIGH* okaaaaay *sits his butt on up*

[03:56] TG: *wiggles up, too*

[03:56] TG: *smushes him in a hug*

[03:57] CA: *blushus and wraps his arms around her too* im gunna miss you anywway evven if this isnt goodbye

[03:58] TG: ... yeah me too

[04:00] CA: ... *doesn't know if this is technically okay but gives her a quick forehead kiss before standing up* wwell ill be seein you

[04:02] TG: >////<

[04:02] TG: yeah!

[04:02] TG: *flops back onto the ground to wave*

[04:03] CA: *and with that, he's officially gone. he transportalizes out and is there no more. He's probably going to go off and eat ice cream to help himself feel better about all this*

[04:06] TG: *omfg*

[roxylablog]

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] began pestering toastyGrammarian [TG] at 17:27 --

[05:27] CA: hey rox im sorry i bailed on you so fuckin suddenly the other day

[05:32] TG: u mean

[05:32] TG: in the

[05:32] TG: hopstital?

[05:32] TG: er

[05:32] TG: infirmary

[05:32] CA: uh yeah like wwe wwere eatin an i just kinda got up an left an shit

[05:38] CA: i need to talk to ara but i havvent seen her around anywwhere but im afraid based on some a the things ivve been hearin happened in other peoples dreams

[05:39] CA: fuck i shouldnt be dumpin this on you not after wwhat happened last time

[05:40] CA: not after wwhat vvris just told me last night either

[05:41] TG: wha

[05:41] TG: im confused

[05:41] TG: slow down darlon

[05:41] TG: *i

[05:42] CA: i

[05:42] CA: didnt wwanna talk about wwhat happened cause i

[05:43] CA: accidentally killed someone again

[05:43] CA: wwhile i wwas there

[05:43] CA: i dont knoww if theyll forgivve me for it but they probably shouldnt

[05:43] CA: evveryone else keeps assurin me that its okay but its not fuckin okay

[05:45] CA: an then wwe get back here an im talkin to vvris an i havve to explain to her that i didnt say some shit to her wwhile she wwas dreamin or at least i dont remember sayin it to her but bottom line is it made her feel shitty an unimportant but i cant shake the feelin that deep dowwn that really is somethin i wwoulda done

[05:46] TG: oh

[05:47] TG: i

[05:48] CA: ara probably got told some shit too but i dont knoww yet

[05:48] CA: wwere you fed lies in your land too

[05:49] TG: dunno

[05:49] TG: i never tried talkin to anybody else

[05:49] TG: guess it just didnt occur 2 me for some rason

[05:50] CA: i didnt wwant to evveryone else wwas checkin their messages at the same damn time an it all sounded awwful so i only checked callie an ara an all i saww wwere cries for help

[05:50] CA: i just kinda assumed the ones i got from you vvris an fef wwoulda been the same an i

[05:50] CA: didnt wwanna see that

[05:54] CA: about the only good i saww from any a this is i guess dirk is more okay wwith me noww but i cant exactly tell

[05:55] TG: that is good

[05:55] CA: but as the rest of things are i cant help feelin like i should havve been left in that place

[06:03] TG: jfklsa;fldk

[06:04] CA: ...

[06:04] CA: i cant read that

[06:05] TG: i know thats cuz i was just mashin buttons on my keyboard

[06:05] CA: oh

[06:05] CA: wwhy

[06:07] TG: because

[06:07] TG: i dont know how to make you feel better :(

[06:09] CA: i havve reached the point a no return an all that awwaits me noww is the wwafty clutches a the vvasty pit a eternal solitude

[06:12] TG: no u havent

[06:12] TG: im just feelin shitty at the cheering up right now

[06:15] CA: no you dont understand i dont think anythin could make me feel better im on the vverge of losin evverythin again an im nevver gunna havve my shit together evver because im the wworst

[06:15] CA: i hate that im evven havvin doubts but i dont knoww wwhat to do about em

[06:21] TG: i think

[06:21] TG: u should talk to aradia

[06:22] CA: fuck

[06:22] CA: i dont knoww i knoww i need to but

[06:22] CA: nevvermind youre right

[06:25] CA: im gunna go i wwont bother you anymore i shouldnt be goin to you in the first place

[06:26] CA: im makin things wway too goddamned complicated an im just twwistin the net evven tighter around my throat

[06:27] TG: its ok eridan

[06:27] TG: i just dont think i can help you right now

[06:27] CA: right you probably got a lot on your mind too after evverythin

[06:27] CA: um

[06:28] CA: if you evver wwanna talk about it im all ears

[06:28] CA: but i understand if you dont wwant to straight awway

[06:29] TG: yeah

[06:29] TG: thank u

[06:30] CA: ill talk to you later wwhen my emotions are more under control an evverythin isnt crumblin beneath my feet

[06:30] CA: or i dunno

[06:30] CA: wwhenevver

[06:31] TG: ok,,

[06:32] CA: bye rox

[06:33] TG: bye