#erimara

[droshin]

shipping stooore

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caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

TheShippingStore [SS] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

SS: well hello there

SS: welcome to shipping usa

CA: hello i think

SS: we have a sale on dirkjane today

SS: 50% off

CA: 50% of wwhat

SS: we accept boonbucks today

SS: and most days

CA: i think i understand

CA: but

CA: wwhat do i get exactly

SS: ships

SS: as many as you want

CA: like boats

SS: -pulls out a sleeping fef cuddling up to a sleeping eridan-

SS: er

CA: wwell noww

SS: does this intrest you?

CA: vvery much so

CA: so you people can just rewwrite reality or wwhatevver

SS: saddly no

SS: if you look closly

SS: we just use ships we find in alternate timelines

SS: and sell them here

SS: either way

SS: we have much more for sale

SS: though i warn you the rarer the ship the more expensive

CA: somehoww this doesnt surprise me

CA: i feel like nep must lovve this place

SS: miss nepeta? she was just in here

SS: sold here a eq

[halfsplit]

eridan is a very over enthusiastic freshman who is determined to make a his friend's older sister his gf even if it means crashing into senior parties bonus jonas:

[cenizaart]

humanstuck au where eridan and aradia are study buddies for some apush project or some shit but then eridan meets damara whos like aradia's hot older sister and develops a crush and tries to bear watching animes with her and the nerd behind the window is cronus because he's been crushing on damara for a while but is sneaking up on if his younger brother has more game than him

also

[mercenaryroy]

humanstuck au where aradia and eridan become study buddies and eridan at first was kinda hesitant at studying at aradia’s house because it’s small compared to what he is used to, but then when he rings the doorbell, damara opens the door and eridan drops his shit because although he knew aradia had an older sister he never really saw her up close and she is smokin (it can be a pun or literally lmfa oo) W here the fuck am I going with this

[cenizaart]

i caved in