"So how is it like.." she leans onto his side, an unreadable gleam dancing in her darkening eyes "down there in your..dungeons? I'm sure I'd like a trip, must be so delightfully chaotic down there."
The deity offered a small shrug, slowly moving away from the incredibly tempting goddess whose tone he did not comprehend. "It's really more of ordered chaos, Eris. But--" He dangles a handful of glossy coupons across her face, his own remaining stoic as he spoke. "I offer 50% discounts for roundtrips and portals to my dimension. Interested?"









