Eris punked the three goddesses most known for horrendous acts of spite - even against other gods - and got away with it scot-free! And as a direct result, we got one of the most enduring gay love stories of all time. We stan a LEGEND.
Also, kinks? Hucow is a criminally underrated side of pet play (or at least, I look at it as such). I love tossing affectionate care and humiliating degradation in a blender like that. They're property, they're for milking and breeding...but they're a prized possession, one you wouldn't trade for anything in the world. (Especially when they melt you with those big ol' eyes.) I could go on, obviously.
re: the first half of this message, yes hell yes, she is such a badass in mythology and there’s a definite reason it’s been my chosen name for ages, i love her backstory.
re: the second half…sir this is a Wendy’s????? if you want to talk to me about my kinks or your kinks you certainly need to put some $ behind it