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The TV is playing animal programs and there was a stocky little penguin with fluffy hair on lots of drugs waddling around in circles and I thought “awww how cute, they remind me of erry-c” and THE PENGUIN HAS ASPERGILLOSIS WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR OWN TV SHOW ELE??
I have created a monster...
*Louis makes a comment about Charlotte Mellondorf taking down a stag*
Ele: Anne is saying "well if you'd teach me to shoot!"
*Louis shouts at the Cardinal*
Ele: Anne is saying "I'll shoot a cardinal with one shot!"
*Louis announces Anne is pregnant*
Ele: Anne's eyes are saying "Louis' promised to teach me to shoot when the baby's born!"
*Cardinal walks in on Anne and Aramis*
Ele: SHE DID BULLET EYES AGAIN
Current status: belting along with Against Me!'s back catalogue to tidy the house for a visit from the two Sams.
TORTURE AND CHOPPING OFF ZEVRAN'S EAR TIPS
ehehehehehehe.
Me: I can't figure out why my character ends up in hospital. No... I know why, I don't know HOW.
Ele: What how? Nathaniel Howe!
*Paddy-the-laptop makes a leap for freedom*
Me: ...Apparently he doesn't like bad puns.
Me: It's pretty much the reason I don't think Richard killed the princes. I think if he did, he'd have displayed them, and been all "COME AT ME BRO."
Ele: Were they his brother's children?
Me: Yep.
Ele: Then it would have been literally "come at me bro."
Ele: SERA STARTS FLIRTING WITH her on the way back to the keep and its all fun and they’re trying to outflirt each other. Then sera kisses her but.
‘Not gonna happen,’ f!Inquisitor says. ‘I’m aromantic.’
Later Dorian tries to proposition her whilst they’re wading through the marshed but Sera butts in.
‘Dude, she’s aromantic…’
Jezz: “Not my thing,” she says apologetically to Vivienne. “Which is a shame, you’re very pretty. Can we, uh, just talk about dragons? I really like dragons.”
Ele: M!Inquisitor kissing Blackwall, who stops and awkwards a bit before saying ‘D’you mind if we…not go further than this?’
Inquisitor un-tenses. ‘Yeah, I very don't mind.’
Jezz: ALL THE COMPANIONS ARE ASEXUAL APART FROM COLE AND SERA.
“So. I don’t normally go around kissing demons, but… You wanna make out?”
“Make… What? Leaving? Are we leaving? The Inquisitor says I’m not allowed to go anywhere on my own…”
“You know what? I’m going to go and see if that line works on someone a little less oblivious. Like that templar. Or a tree.”
Jezz: “Reaaaaaaally not helping the elf stereotype there.”
“Shut it twirly moustache.”
Ele: ‘So you don’t like sex,’ Cole says to m!Inquisitor. ‘I can take it or leave it so thats fine. But you like romance right? I like romance…’
Jezz: “Who taught you about sex?”
“I was in a circle! I know these things!”
Vivienne stands behind him smirking and nodding.
Jezz: Zevran comes to stay. The inquisition may fight about most things, but here they are united: KEEP HIM AWAY FROM COLE.
