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I’m legit crying, Rick admitted he needed Morty for his adventures

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True pain is being excited for the next episode of Rick and Morty then realizing that the next ep is the last one

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RICK IS CONFIRMED AUTISTIC!!!

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One little thing about the rickmorty ship that always fucks me up is that Rick and Morty have such an ideal size difference. I mean-- imagine Rick being a little touch-starved, and not knowing what to do. When he sees Morty come back from school, he knew he was fucked. He can't help but give Morty a bone-crushing hug; like he hasn't seen him in a hundred years and the simple physical intimacy almost overwhelms him. Rick rests his chin on the boy's head, still and silent as he breathes in his grandson's calming scent. Morty lets his head rest directly over Rick's heart, hearing it beat faster as his small hands gripped his grandfather's waist tightly...

Or maybe when the two need to separate,  Morty goes on his tiptoes to give his grandfather a goodbye kiss. But Rick’s laughably taller than him, and he likes to tease his grandson by doing absolutely nothing to make it easier for Morty to reach his mouth. So Morty harrumphs, preparing to storm off until a pair of strong arms envelop him and pulls him up to Rick’s eye level. Morty’s embarrassed-- he feels like a baby Simba being held by a Rafiki-- but not for long because Rick then gives him a sweet and tender kiss that makes all the effort just worth it...

Or after the two first have sex, Rick's looming over Morty's prone body. He marvels at how they fit together like puzzle pieces. The boy just gives the purest look of contentment as he cuddles up closer to his grandfather, not paying attention to how much bigger, stronger and taller Rick is. Morty surrenders to the feeling of vulnerability, completely trusting that Rick would be careful not to break him, in both the literal and figurative sense of the word...

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Is it me, or would an Evil Morty trainer for Pocket Mortys be an absolutely GREAT idea??? Just a thought.

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Lmao you know what I'd want to see in the show? A feral Rick. It doesn't matter to me if he becomes feral because he catches a virus or eats something nasty or even if he was bitten by a friggin werewolf, give me a Rick who loses his grip on his mental faculties and proceeds to wreck anyone who gets too close. He bites, snarls and rips aliens and people apart who so much as looks at him the wrong way. The only thing left in Rick were primal instincts and urges.

His last hope for being cured is if Morty is the one who administers the antidote, because curiously enough, his grandson is the only one who can get close to him without being ripped to shreds. I headcanon Rick even nuzzling and cuddling against Morty in his feral state, and snarling and scenting him when he tries to get away. Like Morty was his property and Rick was marking him as his.

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Y'know, the thought that Morty might’ve known the truth about Evil Morty but had the memory wiped from his mind by Rick keeps me awake at night

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Thoughts on this episode: half parts screaming about how great the episode was, half parts wondering if I can survive a two-week hiatus without going into rnm withdrawal