My liege, might I beg a portrait o' the princess Morty? She be the fairest lady in all the land, yet no painter's brush has captured her beauty for all to see! I plead on me knees for such a chance. 🙇♀️🙇♀️
I beseech thee, grant me this boon, and may thy health and fortune flourish forevermore. May yer purse ne'er be empty, an' may the artist's fog ne'er cloud yer mind.
It shall be so!! Here she is, fairest in all the land!














