About me: Shenzi, 19, Christian. Sarcastic badass. Anime lover. Anime hater. 10/10 will win any debate. Primarily deals in self deprecating humor. Always open for a fight. The end.
It’s like you stepped into my head! 10/10 on accuracy!

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About me: Shenzi, 19, Christian. Sarcastic badass. Anime lover. Anime hater. 10/10 will win any debate. Primarily deals in self deprecating humor. Always open for a fight. The end.
It’s like you stepped into my head! 10/10 on accuracy!
I really like your new bio!
Thank you! I was looking at the old one and thought it was time to move on from the “cringey Kylo Ren vibe” bio that I had.
I'm a big fan of your art! And it's really neat that you like Brandon Sanderson! He's my favorite author, and his amazing characterization of women is a big factor in that. :)
Shallan is my hero
Jasnah is my queen
Thank you! And yes BranSan is great, Chris P’s female characters are just as awesome too, Arya was my fave badass elf warrior and Nasuada stole my heart as Rebel Leader
Esamitch's Wishlist
Likes: Garrus, Thane, Shakarian, Shrios (both with femshep), Mama Shep with her angry Krogan son Grunt, Shepard siblings, Ryder siblings, anything that has space as a background because I love space and galaxies. I tag Mass Effect on my blog so if you want a more detailed look at what I like, that should help! :)
Dislikes: Slash pairings, nsfw
What I Can Do: Fanart!
What I Can’t Do: GIFs, nsfw, slash pairings
Back Up Gifter: YES
Anything Else? Nope!
First Impression: devout Christian meme loving grumpy film analyst who loves the Discourse™ and is very Popular Current Impression: the same thing except you talk to me now so clearly your popularity standards have deteriorated
esamitch replied to your post “Gosh Nancy Wheeler is unsympathetic.”
She does get development but I still don't like her. Jonathan Byers is a gift.
She’s a bitch. That’s what she is.
Jonathan Byers is just emo. He’s okay, but just emo.
Like, who the fuck listened to punk in 1983? I’ll tell you: emos and hipsters.
Punk was dead and had already had it’s pockets emptied by post-punk and new wave and had faded into the garbage bin.
Where punk rock belongs.
Prague, Cairo, Mumbai!
Prague: What is your favorite season?
That transitional period between autumn and winter. You could call it early winter.
Cairo: What’s your favorite quote?
Oh yog there are so many!
“A man of few words must choose them wisely” is definitely up there.
“War is all hell” from Sherman is another one.
Another is this from a friend of mine: “You know how church is a hospital for sinners, well put me in intensive care.”
Mumbai: What is your favorite scent?
I know a lot of people probably say this; but the smell of wood burning, like from a campfire for example, is my favorite smell.
Thank you so much little sis!
Voltron!!
Hi! May I just say your blog is perfection?
This is a hard question because I don’t have a lot of otps on voltron, just loads of brotps but let’s go!
lowkey otp: Pidge and Hunk (two adorable genious cuties, the only problem is that I believe he’s too old for her)
highkey notp: Shiro and Keith definitely
[softly] don’t notp: Keith and Pidge (the age problem again tho)
highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: I don’t think I have any unpopular otp (it seems to me everyone ships everyone on the voltron fandom so yeah)
highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: SHIRO AND NOT DYING
Thank you so much for asking !