#esbanon

[jynzandtonic]

I’d like to thank you personally for all the Sackler goodness as of late🥰

I'd like to thank you personally for being the love of my life.

ps. ANY UPDATES?!?!?

also here's this

[jynzandtonic]

I will be kissing my own personal Sackler at a close family get together, might make out in the bathroom, not sure yet though😌

We wish you a happy new year z!! Love youuu❤️

Okay okay that’s wonderful and sweet and I’m so happy for you but uhhhhh if that man doesn’t try to knock you up in a coat closet or some shit tonight I want my money back

EVERY PENNY

[jynzandtonic]

Please tell esb anon to turn on her anons and POST MORE I WANT MORE CONTENT PLEASE IM THIRSTY

YO VALID I AM ALWAYS PARCHED FOR @esbanon CONTENT

[jynzandtonic]

I NEED TO SCREAM Z BECAUSE GUESS WHO COME HOME IN LIKE AN HOUR?!?! AHHHH

IS IT… IS IT… IS IT BABYBOY??????? 🙀❤️❤️❤️

[jynzandtonic]

Okay so hi!!

Over the weekend esb and I attended his cousins wedding where I had a little uh too much rum and made him dance to ridiculous old club music, much to his embarrassment. They had a photo booth, where we took pictures sober and then drunk and honestly it’s the funniest shit. At the end of the night we started talking to some of the guest that were more our age who just assumed we were married and invited us to the after party which was at this beautiful cabin mansion in the woods on a lake. While we were mingling, about 5 separate times people came up to us to say “hey has anyone ever told you that you look like adam driver?” To which his response was usually, “Jesus fucking Christ.” as I drunkenly laughed. We left around 2:30 AM and fell asleep all snuggled up. I’m the morning, I was woken up to esb kissing at my neck, pushing his large T-shirt I was wearing up, and pulling my panties to the side to deeply fuck me into goddamn oblivion.

Also, I made sure to tell him not to cut too much off the top so that I have enough to grab onto when he’s eatin pussy. He promised he wouldn’t (thank fuck) ;)

I just... I'm soft and horny and smiling and what's new. And um of course I know the institution of marriage isn't for everybody and all that stuff but like when are you getting married and having beautiful babies and can I come to the wedding I'll be your flowerboi please please please

ALSO FUCK YES FOR SAVING ENOUGH HAIR TO GRAB WHILE HE'S EATING PUSSY IT'S A NECESSITY

[jynzandtonic]

No no no I’m screaming that picture of fluffy Sackler is honestly EXACTLY how fuckin esb looked this morning. Goatee and hair is ISENTICAL and this goddamn man is getting a ficking haircut today I am so salty :(

HOW DARE HE? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GRAB ON TO WHILE HE'S FUCKING YOU FROM HELL TO BREAKFAST?

but maybe he will just look more like babby...

[jynzandtonic]

Okay so it’s been a WHILE and I will have an actual update soon but in the meantime, have this text I found in my saved images from ESB I received a little bit ago bc it made me snort

Thats some king shit right there

I really

Really

Really

Really fucking love you two together

[jynzandtonic]

Z!! Holy shit!! It’s been 1 year of esb anon!! Thank you for loving us and giving me good advice back then. I love you dearly my friend❤️

I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. I know it sounds over-the-top, but you two really make me believe in love, ya know? I am so goddamn happy you found each other and have built such a wonderful relationship over the years. THANK YOU FOR SHARING LITTLE PIECES OF YOUR LIFE WITH US XOXOXO 😭💕💕💕