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[eric-sadahire]

Three snails were drinking at a bar. One of the snails got up to buy chewing gum at the store. He asked his snail friends if they wanted some gum too. They said yes.

3 years passed. One of the snail friends said, ”he still hasn’t returned, we might as well drink his beer”. Suddenly a voice from the door yelled,” If you touch my beer, I won’t be buying you guys any chewing gum!”