Eric Sadahire

Painting and collage on beer coasters

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If you want a donut, you can just say "it's National Donut Day." Nobody even checks!

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then it's your loss because that's when I'm the funniest.

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I don’t have 2 wolves inside me…

Instead, have these guys.

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If I was an invasive species, would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem, or would you love me so much that you'd allow me to ravage the Earth?

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One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him, he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barrier. Just as he was about to give up his pursuit to continue his journey, he saw a great teacher on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher "Oh wise one, can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?

The teacher ponders for a moment looks up and down the river and yells back "My son, you are on the other side."

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The president said Saturday that the U.S. Park Police had arrested Godzilla, who he alleged was vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Deflecting Pool, which has been plagued with algae and peeling paint in the days since the administration completed a costly renovation. On a positive note, the pool paint lasted longer than the ceasefire in The Strait of More Ooze.

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I went to the doctor yesterday for a physical.

The doctor tells me, "You have to quit drinking beer."

"Why?" I asked

Doctor, "Because I'm trying to give you a physical right now."

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This asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to go to work and pay rent

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You can overthink good things too...

Go ahead and overthink all about your blessings, everything you're thankful for, everything that's going right, everything you're looking forward to. Because the more you allow good things to crowd your mind, the less room there is for anxious thoughts.

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We don't have to use social media.

Devoting less time to social media will help you recover time you didn’t know you had, time you can spend on the stuff that makes you truly happy.

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The world needs our art, the artists and the creators now more than ever. Less about getting attention but giving perspective and gifting something beautiful to the world. We heal together.

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“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”

―George Orwell, 1984

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Don't forget to freak out over something that you have no control over today

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The biggest enemy of the US is not china or Russia but its peace. Because with peace the weapons industry would collapse, no more business.

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I just learned that your cat dreams about you, and 95% of their memories are of your voice, your scent, and your cuddles. They replay the love you give them. The other 5% are about hunting you down, which have shown fierce body movements, indicating pursuit that lasted 1 or 2 minutes.

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Wanna know what's funny?

The fact that us, the only intelligent and sapient beetles on the planet, cannot seem to find any other traces of intelligent life. No smell trails that show clear communication patterns, just mindless carrying on. I guess we’re the only intelligent life in the universe.

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In case no one told you lately...

1. You are strong

2. you are beautiful

3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus

4, You are deserving of love