#eskimoler

[bysolusprime]

if eski were to be deoncelerized i think his name would be emmett and he would be part inuit

like on his mom's side or something

and he always wears this big poofy parka that practically swallows him up because he's really little (it's partly how he got the nickname 'eski') and sometimes people make fun of him for it but most of the time a bunch of other students jump to his defense because he's just such a goddamn sweetheart

especially stripper (sHIT I MISS STRIPPER I'M SORRY I DELETED HIS BLOG ESKI)

stripper's deoncelerized name is jayden and he's black. he was raised in brooklyn and is sassy as shit

but anyway he's good friends with eski and really protective of him; people used to pick on eski a lot until stripper started going to the school. stripper's really tall and skinny and he's really good at giving people death stares, but he dotes on eski and is really sweet to him

everyone else at the school is just like "oh my fucking god just make out already"

and they do

eventually

anyway yeah i guess that's my "contribution" to the deoncelerizing??

sorry if i took too many liberties with eski, mod

(ps i don't even know who runs eski's blog???)

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It's kind of an obsession....

[bysolusprime]

welp Lucy tagged me so

here we go

1. What are your ships/OTPs?

Knock Out/Soundwave, Megatron/Starscream, Shockwave/Blurr, Ratchet/Optimus, Loki/Loki, and Steve/Tony.

2. What country are you from?

America motherfucker

3. What brought you to the lovely land of tumblr?

this blog omfg

it's also the inspiration of my first url

i love it so much

4. Who is your cellphone carrier?

AT&T, nothing special.

5. Favourite shows

Transformers Prime, Friends, Sherlock, Supernatural and Saturday Night Live.

6. The first 5 names that come to your mind when you hear the word ‘attractive’

adam lambert, jensen ackles, adrian (he's a hottie don't let him deny it), scarlett johanssen and tom hiddleston

7. Are you wearing any socks?

no i don't like wearing socks unless i'm wearing shoes

8. Hogwarts, TARDIS, Asgard, 221b, Narnia or Middle Earth?

go away cybertron 5eva

9. How many hours do you spend in Tumblr each week?

HA

i think a better question would be how many hours don't i spend on tumblr each week

10. What is something unique about you?

i dunno what do you think

11. You are stuck watching only ONE TV show the whole year. What show would it be?

wow bitch

Transformers

there's so many generations heheheh

12. What’s your dream car?

idek there are so many dumbasses on the road i don't wanna think about right now

13. You are given the choice between $1000 dollars or a hug from a celebrity of your choice. What would it be? And if it’s the hug, which celebrity would you choose?

OH MY GOD HARD QUESTION

I

CAN'T ANSWER

14. Something that you like and other people don’t seem to like?

um

idk??

15. What is something you hate that other people seem to love?

so many things omg

i hate doctor who

and i hate south park

and i hate ko/bd

and lady gaga oh my god i hate her

i could go on and on

16. What do you see yourself doing in ten years?

hopefully getting my medical license, or at least working towards it

17.  If a car is going 200 miles an hour down a one lane road, and another car is going the opposite way at a constant speed of 143 miles an hour, what is your food?

the blood of a thousand orphans

18. Favourite subject in school?

i hate school

19. Least favourite subject in school?

math omg i hate that shit

20. OTPs

why are you asking me this twice sheesh

okay so now i'm gonna tag some bros

[bysolusprime]

am i too late for the love spreading

psh i don’t give a fuck I’M DOING IT ANYWAY

first and foremost is Joukai because i love her and consider her one of my best friends. She’s kind and funny and smart and i always smile like an idiot when i see her posts.

then froggy because she’s basically the reason i signed up for Tumblr again and joined the Once-ler fandom. She’s one of my absolute favorite artists and i wish i had the courage to talk to her more because she’s so cool and funny and real and AGH //falls over

Eski also deserves a shout out because he is the cutest Once-ler and no one can tell me any different

i just love this fandom in general, man even if you don’t draw or write or RP or whatever because i don’t do much either but all of you are special snowflakes in your way and i’m so glad i joined the fandom

and wOW THIS TURNED OUT TO BE SAPPY SORRY

[bysolusprime]

Eskimo is the most kawaii ask blog and no one can tell me any different

[bysolusprime]

i have no idea what i’m doing but here have some awkward Stripper/Eski nothing explicit just kissing I decided to go with the post-dance thing minus Eskimo’s cannibal-ness sorry in advance

Even though the dance was supposed to be over, Stripper and Eskimo were the only ones who had returned to the cabin. The music down by the lake was still audible even through the thick walls. Stripper guessed that the partying would go on late into the night, and for a moment he felt guilty that Eskimo had had to accompany him back to the cabin.  “Watch your step,” Eskimo said. Stripper stopped in his tracks and raised his eyebrows. “Can’t really do that, now can I?” he asked.  “Sorry,” Eskimo said hastily. “Scotty left his suitcase in the middle of the floor, here…” There was a scrape and a thud, then Eskimo tugged gently on Stripper’s hand. He led Stripper to his bed, and sat down beside him. It was silent for a long moment. Stripper stared at the opposite wall blankly, not really seeing it. Eskimo shifted uncomfortably, trying to figure out a way to break the silence. “I, uh…I had fun tonight,” he said.  “Even though I was about the most boring date ever?” Stripper said. “I couldn’t even dance with you.” “You were great. I’m kind of glad that Bunny didn’t show up.” Stripper turned his head and looked at Eski (he hoped). “Really?” “Really,” Eski said. “Also other way, Stripper.”  “I hate being blind,” Stripper seethed. Eskimo put his hand on Stripper’s cheek and turned his head until they were facing each other. “Thanks.”  “No problem,” Eski said. Silence fell between the two…again.  Stripper had never been in a more awkward situation. Something rustled in the bushes outside, and Eski instinctively pressed closer to Stripper. Stripper’s breath caught in his throat. “What was that?” Eski asked. “They caught the ax maniac, didn’t they?” Stripper coughed, and  licked his lips. “Don’t worry, doll,” he said, in the calmest voice he could muster. “We’ll be fine.” “Oh…good,” Eski said. Stripper waited for him to scoot away, but he didn’t. In fact, the little eskimo rested his head on Stripper’s shoulder.  “Um…doll?” Stripper asked. “Huh?” Eski sat up quickly. “Sorry, I—” “No, it’s fine.” Awkward. After nearly a minute, Stripper turned in Eski’s direction again. “Doll, I…uh…” He hesitated, tapping his fingers on his lap.  “What?” “…Nothing.” “Oh.” Stripper gritted his teeth. It was now or never, he told himself. Now or never. Now. Or. Never.

He picked now.

He turned and grabbed Eski by the shoulders. Before his cabinmate could react, he leaned in and kissed him. Thank god I didn’t miss. Carefully, Stripper moved his hands to Eski’s cheeks, pulling him closer and deepening the kiss. The little eskimo wasn’t resisting, and Stripper took that as a sign that he didn’t object to the kiss. His skin was cold, and his lips were colder. The hairs on Stripper’s arms stood up as he got colder and colder, but he didn’t care. Eski’s mouth was soft and gentle, and he loved it. He loved… Suddenly, the cabin door flew open and Eski nearly threw himself off the bed as Scotty and Mermaid entered. “Hi, guys…” Eski said meekly. Stripper closed his eyes.

Now had been his best decision yet.

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I have a few like um this one from when i was like 8 

and this was the only baby picture that i was umh not in the...nude

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N-n-no s-sHUT UP HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND...