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[esmeisin]

Shoutout to all 3 of my followers, especially @bugmaniacguzma for not being a porn blog

[esmeisin]

Love this!! So in rn

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

DARLING! I've missed you.

And I’ve missed you. Did you see the loverly gifts I got for you?

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

((I think I've finally lost the motivation for that wendigo thread. ))

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

Well, hello, gorgeous.

“Hello yourself, darling. Are you supreesed to see me?”

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

what is your current relationship status? ;)

I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but I’m spoken for. My heart belongs to Esme Squalor.

[xdistraught]

(( //casually imagines geraldine, esme and kit shopping ))

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

To Serve Man || Wendigo M!A || Esme and Olaf

It wasn't often that Olaf even made an attempt to cook real food.

Usually, when he had people over for dinner he just got takeaway and lied to everyone by telling the he cooked it. But for some reason tonight felt like the kind of night where that wasn't going to cut it. Even though he was cooking with a kind of meat that there weren't exactly any cook books about, he had still been possessed with a strange desire to try his hand at a roast.

The food had just come out of the oven, and Olaf had just changed into a suit that wasn't splattered with blood when he heard a knock at the door.

"One moment." Olaf called cheerfully through the door. He licked the palm of his hand and slicked down his hair, then turned to one of the many mirrors he kept in the hallway to check his appearance. He frowned. His teeth still seemed to be sharper than they normally were, and though he couldn't be sure of it, his eyes looked a slightly different colour. It was probably just his imagination.

Without leaving it any further, he practically skipped over to the front door and threw it open with a dramatic flourish.

"Esme!" He sighed, opening his arms in welcoming. "Oh, I've missed you coming over for romantic dinners like this. I took the liberty of cooking something...very special for us. Never tried the recipe before, so I hope it isn't too terrible." He smirked.