Esmé

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[beatricebidelaire]

when does lemony get scared?

now

later

Voting ended onMay 9, 2024

[veterinaryshitposting]

[cerberus-gender]

I thought someone had photoshopped the You Know I Had To Do It To Em guy in the second photo until I realized someone changed the title

[verydaftrpgideas]

You don’t have to worry anymore

[beardedmrbean]

We starting another round of “where in the hell is lucky luciano” or is this just a trip down memory lane?

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

He’s literally eight pixels on this stupid fucking image

[goat-yells-at-everything]

I give up. Where is he?

[dr-retard]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hmcbook]

[mssqualor]

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[magiashley]

this is so sad, alexa please stop collecting my personal data without my consent

[veryfalsedictations]

Jacques: Is this how you imagined your life, Lemony?

Lemony: Well yes, but then I was a very depressed child.

[upslapmeal]

the saga of Klaus and the aqueous martini

[volunteer-fire-fighter]

I’ve read The End quite a few times, at many different ages and in many different periods of my life. And I’ve still never been able to say if I think Sunny was right to suggest pushing Olaf overboard here or not. I understand why she would suggest it, and why it’s a good idea, but the real question is whether doing so would push the Baudelaires over the line and turn them into true villains.

Take a moment to think about this scene, too. It would be one thing if it were Klaus suggesting they kill Olaf, and it’s could almost be expected from Violet. But Sunny is a toddler, practically still a baby. She’s a little girl with unusually sharp teeth and a passion for cooking and she’s suggesting they murder a man. It’s for their own survival, and, arguably, the greater good, but for a toddler to suggest such a thing is absolutely horrifying, and says a lot about the effects of Sunny’s childhood on her.

But the truly frightening thing, more frightening than a little girl suggesting murder in the first place, is the fact that she could very well be right in suggesting it.

[lesbianpatronsaint]

To also add to this, it does add a bit of sad brilliance to it all.

Consider this from Sunnys point of view. Throughout a good portion of her life, the people who do terrible things are rewarded. Count Olaf abuses them, constantly gets away with what he does, gets away when the world seems to catch on, and turns the world against them. At least a third of her life is filled with cruelty. 

Violet and Klaus have at least twelve years of their parents love and kindess and protection. Sunny has a year, tops. Shes growing and learning and positive influences are limited to her siblings and what little friends they can make. In her mind, this is the logical conclusion, and as you stated, she could be in the right

[kellylugosisdead-deactivated202]

Rose Armor Gown by Lillyxandra

[frostedlipstick-deactivated2018]

@peachysuho

[beepblueboop-deactivated2018091]

Violet Baudelaire: Sunny and I never cry because Klaus does enough crying for all of us.

Klaus *tearing up* : No I don’t!

[transvioletbaudelaire]

[anna-milton]

Baudelaires: (tell Esmé about Olaf’s plot and the Quagmires being hidden at the bottom of her elevator shaft)

Esmé: (leading them towards the elevator) This is so sad Alexa play Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

[eyeofthebrainstorm]

I was thinking about the fact that the Quagmire feel a little like when you find out that Neville could have been the chosen one in Harry Potter. There’s someone out there who has it as bad as you and maybe even worse and the reason why it’s your story that is being told has basically a lot to do with your mother and the guy she used to date.

[aseriesofunfortunatememes]

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

Completely Insane Things That You May Have Forgotten About the Snicket Universe:

- William Shakespeare and William Congreve are immortal and Lemony knows both of them

- Sea serpents are 100% real.

- Sonar can’t see you if you’re really quiet

- snakes and frogs can talk.

- the androgynous henchperson has blank white eyes and a prehensile tongue

- SNAKES AND FROGS CAN TALK.

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

Also:

-Arizona is a sovereign nation with its own royal family.

-There’s a kind of snake that can drive

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

-There is a type of snake that is not allowed near a typewriter for some completely unknown reason.

-It is possible to nearly drown in an Italian restaurant.

[kiwiwatermelonsupreese]

 neilssugarbowl:

People flip over sunbathers with giant spatulas.

There’s a man with a CLOUD OF SMOKE FOR A HEAD.

A secret door’s passcode is the meaning of Anna Karenina.

There is a penthouse with eighty something floors but no working elevator.

Babies are allowed to hold secretarial jobs.

Furthermore: - it’s possible to dissolve a brick wall using normal tap water - someone somewhere is making and selling giant spaghetti whips - if you take seaweed out of the ocean it becomes a forest of seaweed trees - nobody can tell the difference between an adult and a baby with sunglasses

[villianeyebrows]

-Social services doesn’t exist

[vfdianua]

-There’s a car that can drive through walls and destroy buildings