#esoteric-animus

[indigenceinexcusable]

esoteric-animus replied to your post:

So fly.

D --> E%tremely so

[canceroustroll-blog]

unf of course.

FUCK YOU.

You are:

[] Cute[] Adorable[] Beautiful[] Sexy[x] askjdgfj[x] attractive

[x] NO

If you kissed me I would:

[] Kiss you back[] Be shocked[] Smile and laugh[] Push you away[] Slap you[x] does not compute

[x] PUNCH YOU IN THE GENITALS

If you asked me out I would say:

[] No[] Yes[] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES[x] STILL DOESN'T COMPUTE

[x] FUCK YOU

Can we cuddle?

[] No thank you[x] Yes please

[x] FUCK YOU SOME MORE

Sex?

[] No thank you[] Yes please[] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.[x] ~MAYBE~

[x] FUCK YOU IN THE NON LITERAL SENSE

[[ I got creative because Karkat's a finicky bugger and doesn't want to be honest. ITALICS IS OBVIOUSLY KARKITTY ]]

[morethanglasses-blog]

I'm holding up just as well as you programmed me to. You know, with messaging you for ironic purposes and the like. I've been solving things, dicking with people, everything that makes me who I am.

Oh, I'm sorry. Everything that makes me who you are. I nearly overstepped my boundaries there.

But I wonder how you've been as well? You haven't kicked the metaphorical bucket yet, obviously.  

[morethanglasses-blog]

I've got a whole new crop of followers.

And it seems they all want to get up close and personal. That's fine, just mind the shades. 

Since I am, obviously, only glasses.

Anyway, I guess it's time to set out the welcome mat for all of you people. Here.

Roxydraws, extroariadinnere, titanium-android, winkingdoublepistols, esoteric-animus, and of course candyfilledaquarium, you are all welcomed to the fold.