Magic in Delta Green: Actually it's not called "magic" it's called Hypergeometry. All magic that people know is a deluded form of original pure alien sciences that was taught and passed down from the Atlantis priest kings from the fall of Mu and Ryleh. Why are you shoving me into a locker?
Magic in The Laundry Files: If you are really good at doing math in your head you can do magic. But don't do too much math because it will open tiny portals in your brain to the From Beyond Dimension and alien ghost demons will eat your grey matter. Just stick too computers you fucking nerd...
Magic in The Esoterrorists: If you write a really good creepypasta, Jeff the killer and Ticktok Tobby become real and your best friends. You should totally do that, please do that. We promise we will not hurt you. Do it, do it, do it, do it! Come one do it!
Magic in Unknown Armies: There are 333 idiots in Heaven and they are watching you trick the universe into exploding your neighbors dog by jerking off in a really funny way.
