save me ciça handler au....
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save me ciça handler au....
Espada Orihime AU cont. 🖤❄️🗡️
Lmao, this was a shitpost until it WASN’T😔🥀🙏🏽. But anyways, in an earlier post I yapped about potentially making an espada orihime au, or maybe just play around with the idea but I feel like it’s coming together in my head now. (⚠️‼️YAPPING BELOW‼️⚠️)
I’m trying to keep my Tumblr active and updated, so here’s my latest edit endeavor. It’s an AU idea of if the Bleach characters were actually actors.
And yes, I did write the fake article. I made it—or at least tried, to make it sound as critical as the media tends to be with female celebs. I just thought it’d be a fun spin on things.
I wrote a story for it, which you can read here.
If you all want me to post more here, always feel free to let me know! And if you look real hard enough, you can find me in other funny, glitzy corners of the internet!
Please ignore the typos in the fake article. I found them after it was too late to go back and change it.
[In an AU where Nelliel and Nnoitra are undercover agents and they just uncovered a hidden safe inside Aizen's office.] Nnoitra: Dude really din't want nobody to discover this stuff. Nelliel, inspecting the safe: Mm-hmm. I bet it's drugs inside. Or weapons. It's always weapons with these guys. Nnoitra: I bet it's a severed head. Nelliel: And why would anybody keep a severed head inside a hidden safe? Nnoitra, in a matter-of-fact tone: Well.. Where else you gon' keep it?
all I can think about is ulquiorra coming to check up on sakura when she first arrives and finding her beating up nnoitra and grimmjow and he's like wow I'm kinda impressed and kinda whoreknee -ulquiorra anon
POV you’re Ulquiorra watching Sakura kick the shit out of Nnoitra for the fifth time today
Angel espa au......
Prompted by yonbwekh do we think espa would be a good mecha pilot. Discuss
oops.................my hand slipped..........................