#bleach espada

[raisinripe]

dumb and dumber

[vimesy-art]

I'm continuing the #sixfanarts flashmob, BLEACH version

[tiaravermelha]

BLEACH HC — YOU ASKING SOME ESPADAS IF YOU CAN TOUCH THEIR HOLLOW HOLES.

Summary: I'd say the title is self-explanatory. Something that I'm always curious about is if we can phase our hands through their holes (lol), so I just needed to daydream/ramble about it >_<.

Contains: Starrk, Harribel, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Grimmjow, Szayelaporro.

Warnings: this is silly and self-indulgent, so crackfic againnn, fem reader as usual (I mean, just look at the lineup.....), Szayel and Nnoitra are menaces, relationship is up to interpretation, and there's a lot of creative liberty. °^°

Coyote Starrk:

Huh.

He'll just stare at you for a moment.

and ask why.

Like?? he could be doing something much more important than deal with a weird request (see: sleeping!)

...

but it's mostly inoffensive...

So he'd let you touch, yes.

You better enjoy it because that's NOT happening again!

His hollow hole is not in an inconvenient place, so he doesn't really feel anything while you poke him.

So it's all good! :3

Tier Harribel:

another one that will stare blankly at you.

perhaps even do a double take at such a request.

"good luck."

the hollow hole is in her UTERUS.

truly, good luck getting there!

Harribel can't really refuse or accept anything due to physical limitations.

Though, don't let her fracciones hear about that.

would that be invasive? touching a woman's uterus...?

well...

you can't touch Harribel's hollow hole :(

she'd feel quite bad for refusing you, though.

Ulquiorra Cifer:

man.

Look, this guy has like two hole locations through the manga. So, I mean, choose which one you'd fancy touching more.

the one on his throat or the one in his chest.

whatever you choose, Ulquiorra would rather not be touched anyway.

"It would be a useless and meaningless activity."

:(

but, if you ask him nicely...

he'd let you admire him. From afar.

"no touching, unless you'd like to lose a finger."

mission accomplished? I think?

nothing is stopping you from going there and poking him, though, but you better be ready to deal with the consequences!

consequences: maybe lose an arm and a leg...

the mere fact that he is entertaining the idea... I’d say that’s already something…

Nnoitra Gilga:

nope.

I'm not saying he'll refuse (we will get to that soon—). but,

I'm telling you to give up on that idea.

maybe not give up outright, but think better on what you ask from him, out of everyone...

he's yet another one that will think of your request as something weird.

not because it's absurd, invasive, and rather childish for a guy as intimidating as him. Surely not because of all that!

but because his hollow hole is different from the others.

he would let you touch it, sure, why not?

can't really reach the other side, but... you know.

poke the meat and bone if you'd like.

I mean, if that freaks you out, he will be delighted to see that. truly. (⁠〃•u•〃⁠)

...

alright, maybe he will get rather offended by your curiosity at first, but we're girls, right?

...

following that, Nnoitra will try to keep you with him for longer than just that harmless activity.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:

"you want to touch my..."

live Grimmjow reaction btw ↑

Grimmjow is rather brutish sometimes, but even he has his limits!

...

and messing around with his hollow hole is one of them.

You'd need to go stuffing your hand without asking him first if you really want to know the sensation.

why try to be civilized? Tch.

not happening.

you could be SURE he would start hiding his abdomen every time he saw you!

and yell at you, a lot!!!

to summarize, he WILL NOT give you that satisfaction, no.

...

if you go stuffing your arm through the hole like he's a zoo attraction, he would feel so violated~.

maybe you'll lose your arm next ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

...you've been warned.

Szayelaporro Granz:

HUUUHHHH

ARE YOU SURE?

Look, I wouldn't do that, and I'm not really one to talk because I have the tendency to put up with Nnoitra!

Szayelaporro's hollow hole is a delicate matter...

if you didn't know yet, it's located in his glans.

...

see?

So...

you know...

OF COURSE he would let you see it! ><

touch it.

feel it.

smell it, lick it, and all that jazz.

I mean, if you're into that, congrats.

if not, don't ask. Szayel would show you out of sheer exasperation anyway.

Enjoy!

my god writing this had me rolling on the floor laughingsjdhasjdhajdh I need more ideas tho >_< also that Valentine's Day art is so adorableeee look at Ulquiorra staring at the chocolate!!!!!! my heart!!

[riathevamp]

This is a continuation from my last post cause everyone deserves a part 2

Part 1 is found HERE

✧ BLEACH characters as your roommates! (Bleach x reader)

Characters included: Urahara, Ryuken, Rukia, Izuru, Toshiro, Shunsui, Kensei, Isane, Yoruichi, Starrk, Szayelaporro, Harribel, As Nodt, Bazz B, Askin

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Urahara:

You wake up seeing a door that was NOT there yesterday

Something could be on fire and he will not care! He’d probably just laugh it off

Randomly disappears for days and when he comes back he’s got a bag full of snacks and zero explanations on where he was at

You had to set up a rule that says “no portals in the bathroom” he was way too whiny about it

Hasn’t done any chores ever since he moved in! Good luck!

Ryuken:

Apartment genuinely smells like cologne and regret

Drinks tea while muttering about your “life choices”

Silence is a must from 8PM to 6AM

You always see him reading medical reports. Not even a nice book or the daily magazine

He’s calm but serious… like veryyyy serious

Rukia:

Makes bunny shaped pancakes for breakfast they’re so cute!

Fills the entire fridge with her bunny drawings

She can be awake way too early in the morning but never wakes you up and lets you rest

You both have matching bag keychains!

Always excited for movie night

Izuru:

He moved in very quietly that you didn’t even notice until the next day

Always sitting by the window when it’s a rainy day just dozing off

Apologizes for no reason sometimes but he’s slowly becoming more comfortable

You can see his eyes light up for a moment when you show him your collection of drawings and video games

Washes the dishes at 3AM because he “can’t sleep”

Toshiro:

You’re not that safe around him cause he will create a snow storm inside the apartment

Freezes the most unnecessary stuff on purpose or just to annoy you

He already froze your favorite mug

Great roomie for the hot weather though. He makes ice cream!

The cold never bothered you anyway.. at least that’s what you tell yourself lmao

Shunsui:

Falls asleep on the most inconvenient spots like on your laptop or phone

Alcohol. Everywhere.

Complains when it’s time to do chores

Tried watching a sports show just to see the hype of it but ended up falling asleep in 0.1 seconds

If he finds out you have a crush he will automatically expose you so watch out!

Kensei:

Big brother energy it’s overwhelming sometimes

Forces you to play board games with him every night before bed. “I won’t go to sleep unless you play with me!”

You guys have your own bedrooms duh but it’s crazy how you can hear him snoring so damn loud

Likes his coffee strong

He lowkey judges your friends… so judge his friends as well

Isane:

Love her

Buys medicine for any illnesses you might get. You don’t even have to ask her

Likes to sleepover in your room because she gets slightly bored of being in hers

Maybe cries a little if you sneeze

A roomie who loves to be tidy and clean… unless one of you gets sick and don’t feel like doing chores

Yoruichi:

You sign the lease. Landlord says no pets allowed. Meanwhile shes.. a cat?!

Uses your furniture as parkour equipment omg. Couch is a launch pad. Doorframe is a jungle gym IDK

She eats ALL your food

Always fighting outside with someone at 3AM like take your ass to bed right now

Sometimes you wake up to a cat staring at you!

Starrk:

He prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his own bed

Terrifyingly tall when he stands up!

Always says “nah” to chores. “Your turn to wash dishes” “nah” “please?” “nah”

Fell asleep doing laundry once actually. You found him with his head inside the laundry basket

He may be sleepy all the time but he sure is smart!

Szayelaporro:

A freak, a weirdo, a strange one, damn

Turned his room into a whole ass laboratory. And there’s a shit ton of junk in there

Blowing stuff up almost every day. He blew up your potted plant

He starts cackling so damn loud out of nowhere and it scares and annoys you sometimes but you don’t mention it

NEVER SLEEPS… NEVER

Harribel:

Queen

Brought in a whole shark one time because it “needed a owner” She eventually took it back to the ocean

Must be in bed by 7PM and you don’t know why

She invites her fracciones once a week just to gossip

She appreciates having you around!

As Nodt:

Now why would you say yes to that…?? LMAO

Your neighbors think you took in a paralysis demon or something

He’s good at telling scary stories that’s for sure

The lights start to flicker when he’s sad

You’ve tried to comfort him a little but he doesn’t let himself be comforted. Try again another time!

Bazz B:

Leaves the stove on and then blames it on you

Gym bro who steals YOUR protein powder

Thinks the living room is a great space to train like no… take it outside!

Talks way too loud.. loud that even the neighbors have complained about you guys

The firefighters are also tired of you guys. Please give them a break

Askin:

Playfully flirts. It gets annoying way too quick

He knows your allergies, caffeine tolerance, and how much lactose you’ve consume before it starts destroying your stomach

Licks food to “mark it” LMFAOOOO

Always saying things like “That little bit of mold won’t even kill you!”

Loves to pull pranks on you to the point he’s laughing in tears

[crabopank]

Sexta Espada

[kenpachissluut]

„𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞“ 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐰 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐣𝐚𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐳 ᢉ𐭩

happy birthday to our grumpy, sexy and cocky man grimmjow <333

You looked up into the prettiest deep blue irises of your man Grimmjow with teary glassy eyes, while your pretty mouth was wrapped around his sensitive cake smeared shaft. He was being grumpy as ever, even on his damn birthday, so you got the funny idea smearing his pretty cock full with some of his delicious birthday cake. That’s how you found yourself kneeling on the hard wooden floor, right before his throbbing massive length with your head bobbing up and down with perfect precision and sensuality.

Your goal was to make that man happy and satisfied, even just for a fucking moment and it was working out like you wanted it. With full eagerness you stroked some more cream along his length, tongue teasingly licking it off and circling his pretty pink tip. When i tell you that man makes the most beautiful moans, i know you will believe it. Deep and heavy groans mixed with rough primal growls were like a melodic tune into your ears. Taking him so deep into your mouth that you had to gag around him, an amused chuckle escaped his pretty lips.

„Don’t tell me that’s too much for ya Kitty. You can take more than that.“

With that he grabbed a fistful of your hair and pushed you with force down on his dick, until you were a gagging and cake salivating mess. That was certainly a sight for sore eyes, but it was for him only. Nose buried deep against his groin, your sharp nails leaving marks into his thighs while you deepthroated him like a fucking whore. He took great pleasure into seeing you sucking his dick so perfectly, while also getting an extra sweetness due the cream. Mouth was already sore or rather your abused throat, tears spilling freely over your cheeks, as you gave everything you had to make that Man spill his seed and to swallow every single drop of it.

Feeling his cock twitching right inside of your mouth and pulsating like your pussy already did, because she wanted to get fucked badly, you know he was so damn close. With some last powerful handstrokes and taking him so deep as you could, or rather how he was pushing you down, he came. A lot. His salty cum mixed with the sweet cream of the cake, giving you the best fucking dessert you could ever ask for. It was like it was your fucking birthday. His warm seed spilled right down your sore throat, giving you a cozy feeling from the inside. After you swallowed it all like a good little kitty her milk, you pulled away with a loud wet pop smirking confidently up at him.

„Did i took your dick and cum well, in the end my birthday boy?“

He couldn’t help but breathlessly laugh at your question, thumb stroking over some spilled cum on your cheek and pushing it right back inside of your mouth, for you to suck off.

„Damn, that was an amazing birthday gift my pretty kitty. But let’s see how good you will take my cock, when i‘m right about to destroy that aching soaked pussy of yours. Let’s give it a try, shall we? But this time i‘ll get to eat cake off that pretty cunt of yours.“

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 °༺❤︎༻°

[pastelxapplecore]

I like to imagine the Espadas are all fluent in Span(ish) :P

[kat-ran]

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