#esupenelope

[rewindingleila]

If I was dating you we'd move to the moon and drive BMW moon convertibles.

If you could make this happen, Pen, I’m all yours!

SEND ME “IF I WAS DATING YOU” DESCRIPTIONS

[rewindingleila]

💋

Leila pulled back from Penelope, her brows furrowed as she tried to figure it out. “Nope, I really don’t think it’s your kissing that’s going to scare anybody away, you’re pretty good at it,” Leila assessed, tapping her foot on the floor thoughtfully. “Maaaaaybe you just picked the wrong boy to try to kiss,” she posited instead. “Because, I mean, are we still talking about Jack here? If we are, he’s like as weird as it gets. But if we’re not, we might have to go back to the drawing board.”

SEND A ‘💋’ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS KISSING THEM.

[rewindingleila]

✉

Unsent → Penelope: I will never, ever, understand what you see in Jack, omfg. 

Unsent → Penelope: Did Will take his shirt off to build your bookcase? He’s so hot I can’t. 

Unsent → Penelope: Like ngl, I don’t know what you’re talking about half the time. It kind of makes me feel stupid. I should go on a science rant sometime and see if you can keep up, that might make me feel better. 

Unsent → Penelope: IDK why but I feel like we need to get you really, really, REALLY drunk one day. 

Unsent → Penelope: Who is this mysterious person who like supplies all your books for you? I’m starting to wonder if you’ve got a sugar daddy situation or something. 

Text→ Penelope: Hey, I was looking for something that’s like, a quick easy read with a happy ending, but that isn’t going to be embarrassing to read in public. Any ideas?

SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR FIVE TIMES MY MUSE DIDN’T TEXT YOURS, AND ONE TIME THEY DID.

[rewindingleila]

TEXT : Penelope ► Leila

Penelope:Do you have a copy of ‘Gujin tushu jicheng’ I can borrow?

Leila: Woah, that's not English.

Leila: No, I can guarantee I don't have that lying around.