#eswrp

[sea-citrus]

when u low key want a reality show group plot (like southern charm or jersey shore)

[strawhattery]

MIKO LOREA - thirty-one, sous chef, historic seafront, jon kortajarena

extrovert. gryffindor. esfp. life of the party, charming, vibrant, warm, attentive, nurturing, prone to melodrama, romantic. needs: friends from his various hobbies (dance classes, hot yoga sessions, painting lessons) and the gym and that coffee shop he frequents; ex-lovers (between 3 years ago and up to eight months ago) that he wined/dined and fell fast for then ultimately left; neighbors in his apartment complex; coworkers at the bistro he works at

VINCENT ZIMMERMAN - twenty-???, lawyer, saint royale beach, idk who yet

introvert. slytherin. intj. arrogant, self-serving, hostile, independent, sharp-minded, sexually repressed, argumentative, hard-working, stubborn. needs: people to terrorize??? a bar to drown his bitterness at and other bar attendees, honestly probably a girlfriend he would cheat on, anyone tied to the political campaign he’s working on

JULIAN QABBANI - twenty-three, photo editor, sunset marina, toni mahfud

extrovert. ravenclaw. estp. bold, opinionated, politically active, idealistic, brash, short-tempered, prone to holding grudges, passionate, guarded, flippant, intellectual, artistic. needs: other people from rift magazine (see this request), a book store or library he spends all his spare time at and other people who are also there all the time, roommates eventually

if you have something that fills any of the needs i’ve listed or want to plot with these babes please hit me up here or on discord @ astronemesis#1712

[tpvsey]

jude donaghue 🌊 twenty-six 🌊 ex-surfer / trash can

sunset marina his entire life. almost made it big as a surfer, but got into an accident that wrecked his back. low key addicted to pain killers now. sad but rad. if u don’t acknowledge ur emotions they’re not there. jokes about everything. likes to make the conversation awkward. not here 4 ur pity. set him on fire.

[mviamitchell]

i love all the plans i have for this site, holy crap

[pruehalliwll]

twenty seven, sunset marina, sex columnist (unhappily)

the epitome of the chatty cathy. daughter of a politician and hating every minute of it. drinks more coffee than thought to be humanly possible. lowkey has adhd. can make a joke out of literally anything. aspiring journalist whose stuck writing about the 13 best ways to orgasm. total cat lady but is in denial. the sound of a typewriter going at 2 am. pop culture aficionado. an actual smol (she’s 5′2) (lets not bring it up). a headache in a adorable package. 

needs: i’d love for her to have some friends who can handle the fact that chandler can talk at a mile a minute and will probably need you to remind her to eat!! she’s my little lorelai gilmore so it’d be sweet to have her sookie (someone who balances her out) (but also indulges her). also i’m like pretty sure she has feelings for her bff but she’s either in denial or doesn’t think its ever going to happen sooo it’d be nice for her to have a dude, maybe something like this or this?

[dlunas]

NO SHIRTS, NO SHOES, NO SHIT

down by the water in the enclave, there’s an abandoned, borded up house that the ‘royale wasters’ gather. originally founded by jeremiah foster some fifteen years ago, the reigns have recently been handed over to two of its members after his untimely death. the rules of the club are pretty simple: you fight, you try to win, you get the crap beaten out of you either way. it’s open to all genders, wherever you’re from and whatever you do. it’s a little “funny handshake club”-esque in that everyone knows who everyone is that attends the royale wasters, so if you meet them in real life they’ll do you a little favour. whether it’s money off your next shop at the local store, or free surf lessons, everyone here is allies, all fighting for the same cause.

to be the best there is and get that sweet record of most fights won.

literally this is open to anyone that wants to get involved, the only real “slot” is the other new head member (alongside dj) who jeremiah handed the club over to. other than that, go wild!!!!!! it’ll be a great way for people to interact outside of their normal social circles and there can be some internal drama (maybe even some anger about who the new “heads” are?????).

the fighters:

club leader: dj baldwin / 33 / occupation / played by demi

club leader: tristian / 32 / occupation / played by pearl

oliver mccoy / 30 / occupation / played by alice

eliana back / 32 / unemployed / played by talia

avery roth / 25 / cab driver / played by ana

alfred reeves / 26 / surf instructor/lifeguard / played by kay

gabriel bovari / 38 / photographer / played by luxe

[champagnemiracles]

pip brandt // 28 // mechanic // the enclave // l. collins

saint royale native. mom couldn’t deal with the simple life so she bailed when pip was one. that lead her to existing in a testosterone bath with twin older brothers. they terrorized the shit out of her and made her the mess she is today. got a phd in engineering bc fuck yeah empowerment. but gave it up to help her dad’s garage because he got into an accident. has been described as a woman caveman. shoots pool and darts, fires rifles, rides a horse like a goddess and drinks too much. probably stole your man and your girlfriend. rlly smart but probably showcases otherwise with the way she fights grown men and makes up her own curse words. very much a ride or die, all about family sacrificial type. a grittier veronica lodge in sweaters rather than pearls. low key doing illegal shit to keep the garage going. right fighter for the underdog and highly underestimated.

needs // some more friends and misfits who hang out at the garage. maybe some employees there too and they’re a bunch of grease rat hooligans. more of the grifter gang. a more recent ex gf who was a good that couldn’t handle her doing ~bad shit. and maybe some ex bfs who just plain couldn’t handle her. fwbs, one nighters, she’s a fire let her BURN EVERYTHING DOWN

buckley cartwright // 28 // hair stylist // historic seafront // a. hamann

classic tragic asshole who’s daddy beat him because he didn’t want him or the responsibility of him. ended up getting whisked away by ss into the care of his aunt in saint royale. straightened out somewhat but still has a ~long way to go. covered himself in tats to hide his scars and attempt to start over. decided to become a hair stylist because a] he doesn’t give a shit about the norm and b] fuck you and your football dad. balayage and colorist magician and don’t you forget it, will also make your beard look fresh as fucccc. decided to go on a reality show for shits n’ giggles until he realized it’s become a big deal. provoking extraordinaire and mouthy dipshit that can’t take anything seriously. flirts with air. akin to john bender but a lil’ better. alanis morissette probably wrote ‘you ought know’ for him because he fucks everything that moves. extremely emotionally repressed and occasionally has outbursts but is ultimately just expressing his affections in the wrong way. needs a srs boot to the ass.

needs // nothing. don’t give him anything leave him EMPTY no give him friends, plenty of clients who he makes look BEAUTIFUL, fans of the reality show (whispers groupies) a string of exes and one nighters and poor innocents he’s screwed over (but will try and fix it later....sometime.....soon.....) he’s a pan babe and doesn’t give a damn about gender or looks or background, if he takes to you then that’s it. maybe somebody to properly help him through his past trauma and essentially set him straight where he’s wrong. JUST FLING THINGS AT ME

[hermoanie]

mila evangeline baldwin 🔥 30 🔥 interior designer

virgo / enfp / slytherin / dog mom / weddings are for suckers / happily adopted / personal rain cloud / i want my beloved to be happy / children are a waste / challenge seeker / bitchy feminist / patterns are important